BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 22, 2009 10:30am
I packaged up my remaining vacation days and have 17 straight days off from work. Woke up, and thought it would be worth a laugh or two to flip on MAURY.
In today's thought-provoking episode, some redneck cheats on his pregnant wife because didn't shave her pubes during her pregnancy.
"Are you proud of this?" asked Maury.
"Hell yeah!" the slackjawed-yokul replied. "I like 'em clean shaved!"
Where do they find these classy folks?
In today's thought-provoking episode, some redneck cheats on his pregnant wife because didn't shave her pubes during her pregnancy.
"Are you proud of this?" asked Maury.
"Hell yeah!" the slackjawed-yokul replied. "I like 'em clean shaved!"
Where do they find these classy folks?
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MontyBrunswick
Dec 22, 2009 10:31am
Ohio
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Dec 22, 2009 10:33am
You are NOT the father!
... dancing ensues
... dancing ensues
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 22, 2009 10:36am
That is one of 4 possible episodes that run on a perpetual loop:ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: You are NOT the father!
... dancing ensues
1. Your are/are not the father!
2. Is it a male or a female, the shemale bonanza
3. My kid is out of control ... send him to bootcamp!
4. The update episode (which is what today is)
Like, let's think this out. Let's assume you are some fat, poor woman from West Virginia. You get a call from NY, and a producer from Maury pays for you to fly out and be on a show for a "surprise." Why do it? You know that shit is going to be badddddd news haha
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 22, 2009 10:36am
Jerry Springer > Maury
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Dec 22, 2009 10:36am
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 22, 2009 10:37am
LOL! haha, that was awesomeHeretic wrote:
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 22, 2009 10:40am
You guys forgot the opposites attract episode....where the regular size dude falls in love with the midget, and the stripper loves the nerd, those episodes
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 22, 2009 10:42am
Well played Darby, forgot about that one!darbypitcher22 wrote: You guys forgot the opposites attract episode....where the regular size dude falls in love with the midget, and the stripper loves the nerd, those episodes
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 22, 2009 10:44am
I may have to flip on the last 15 minutes....
RedRider1
Posts: 3,850
Dec 22, 2009 10:51am
Wait, wait, wait, wait......
You have 17 straight days of vacation??!!
That's somethin.
You have 17 straight days of vacation??!!
That's somethin.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 22, 2009 10:57am
Hell yes! Well, 17 straight days off: 7 vacation days + 6 weekend days + 4 holiday days (Christmas Eve and Day, New Years Eve and Day).RedRider1 wrote: Wait, wait, wait, wait......
You have 17 straight days of vacation??!!
That's somethin.
I get 4 weeks vacation, but blew a chunk of it during my European vacation in September.
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baseballstud24
Posts: 547
Dec 22, 2009 10:58am
Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 22, 2009 10:59am
haha, I admit I have been slacking on my Saved by the Bell. Luckily, I can recite each episode word for word.baseballstud24 wrote: Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.
Hmm, I wonder how much it would cost to get some of the cast members at my bachelor party.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Dec 22, 2009 11:00am
see ya',darby--have a great life!!!
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baseballstud24
Posts: 547
Dec 22, 2009 11:01am
I'm guessing...not much. They all are pretty desperate for some publicity nowadays...well except for Mario Lopez...His career has really taken off! hahaBigAppleBuckeye wrote:haha, I admit I have been slacking on my Saved by the Bell. Luckily, I can recite each episode word for word.baseballstud24 wrote: Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.
Hmm, I wonder how much it would cost to get some of the cast members at my bachelor party.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 22, 2009 11:01am
What happened?vball10set wrote: see ya',darby--have a great life!!!
GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Dec 22, 2009 11:08am
Maury, Jerry...they've got to be paid actors on those shows.
me_myself_i
Posts: 108
Dec 22, 2009 11:32am
I liked the one Maurey where she said she screwed the brother in law and insisted that the kid was either hubby or bro in laws.
Guess again because it wasn't either ones. I'm one thousand percent sure and that test is wrong.
Or lady that has brought nine different guys and still doesn't know who baby daddy is.
I works nights so I caught a lot of those shows but I have since discovered Colin Cowherd so life is good.
Guess again because it wasn't either ones. I'm one thousand percent sure and that test is wrong.
Or lady that has brought nine different guys and still doesn't know who baby daddy is.
I works nights so I caught a lot of those shows but I have since discovered Colin Cowherd so life is good.
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Dec 22, 2009 11:35am
Don't forget the fat baby episodes!BAB wrote:That is one of 4 possible episodes that run on a perpetual loop:
1. Your are/are not the father!
2. Is it a male or a female, the shemale bonanza
3. My kid is out of control ... send him to bootcamp!
4. The update episode (which is what today is)
Like, let's think this out. Let's assume you are some fat, poor woman from West Virginia. You get a call from NY, and a producer from Maury pays for you to fly out and be on a show for a "surprise." Why do it? You know that shit is going to be badddddd news haha
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Dec 22, 2009 11:36am
I thought they only had baby daddy ones.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Dec 22, 2009 11:47am
LOL--I don't know--about 45 minutes ago there was a line across his username indicating he was gonged--and now,the line is gone!!!BigAppleBuckeye wrote:What happened?vball10set wrote: see ya',darby--have a great life!!!
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Dec 22, 2009 11:53am
"Hell Maury.... I would share anything with my Brother...... What's mine is his!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 22, 2009 12:04pm
It is all a scam. They pay people to make up these stories.
osudarby08
Posts: 734
Dec 22, 2009 12:30pm
the best "you are NOT the father" reaction in the history of Maury: