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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 22, 2009 10:30 AM
I packaged up my remaining vacation days and have 17 straight days off from work. Woke up, and thought it would be worth a laugh or two to flip on MAURY.

In today's thought-provoking episode, some redneck cheats on his pregnant wife because didn't shave her pubes during her pregnancy.

"Are you proud of this?" asked Maury.

"Hell yeah!" the slackjawed-yokul replied. "I like 'em clean shaved!"

Where do they find these classy folks?
Dec 22, 2009 10:30am
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Dec 22, 2009 10:31 AM
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Dec 22, 2009 10:31am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 22, 2009 10:33 AM
You are NOT the father!


... dancing ensues
Dec 22, 2009 10:33am
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 22, 2009 10:36 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: You are NOT the father!


... dancing ensues
That is one of 4 possible episodes that run on a perpetual loop:

1. Your are/are not the father!
2. Is it a male or a female, the shemale bonanza
3. My kid is out of control ... send him to bootcamp!
4. The update episode (which is what today is)

Like, let's think this out. Let's assume you are some fat, poor woman from West Virginia. You get a call from NY, and a producer from Maury pays for you to fly out and be on a show for a "surprise." Why do it? You know that shit is going to be badddddd news haha
Dec 22, 2009 10:36am
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Dec 22, 2009 10:36 AM
Jerry Springer > Maury
Dec 22, 2009 10:36am
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Dec 22, 2009 10:36 AM
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 22, 2009 10:37 AM
Heretic wrote:
LOL! haha, that was awesome
Dec 22, 2009 10:37am
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Dec 22, 2009 10:40 AM
You guys forgot the opposites attract episode....where the regular size dude falls in love with the midget, and the stripper loves the nerd, those episodes
Dec 22, 2009 10:40am
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Dec 22, 2009 10:42 AM
darbypitcher22 wrote: You guys forgot the opposites attract episode....where the regular size dude falls in love with the midget, and the stripper loves the nerd, those episodes
Well played Darby, forgot about that one!
Dec 22, 2009 10:42am
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Dec 22, 2009 10:44 AM
I may have to flip on the last 15 minutes....
Dec 22, 2009 10:44am
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Dec 22, 2009 10:51 AM
Wait, wait, wait, wait......


You have 17 straight days of vacation??!!

That's somethin.
Dec 22, 2009 10:51am
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 22, 2009 10:57 AM
RedRider1 wrote: Wait, wait, wait, wait......


You have 17 straight days of vacation??!!

That's somethin.
Hell yes! Well, 17 straight days off: 7 vacation days + 6 weekend days + 4 holiday days (Christmas Eve and Day, New Years Eve and Day).

I get 4 weeks vacation, but blew a chunk of it during my European vacation in September.
Dec 22, 2009 10:57am
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baseballstud24

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Dec 22, 2009 10:58 AM
Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.
Dec 22, 2009 10:58am
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Dec 22, 2009 10:59 AM
baseballstud24 wrote: Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.
haha, I admit I have been slacking on my Saved by the Bell. Luckily, I can recite each episode word for word.

Hmm, I wonder how much it would cost to get some of the cast members at my bachelor party.
Dec 22, 2009 10:59am
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Dec 22, 2009 11:00 AM
see ya',darby--have a great life!!!
Dec 22, 2009 11:00am
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baseballstud24

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Dec 22, 2009 11:01 AM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
baseballstud24 wrote: Catch up on your Saved by the Bell over vacation. Being a teacher now, I don't get to watch it each and every morning...I'm really reconsidering and regretting what I do for a living.
haha, I admit I have been slacking on my Saved by the Bell. Luckily, I can recite each episode word for word.

Hmm, I wonder how much it would cost to get some of the cast members at my bachelor party.
I'm guessing...not much. They all are pretty desperate for some publicity nowadays...well except for Mario Lopez...His career has really taken off! haha
Dec 22, 2009 11:01am
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Dec 22, 2009 11:01 AM
vball10set wrote: see ya',darby--have a great life!!!
What happened?
Dec 22, 2009 11:01am
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Dec 22, 2009 11:08 AM
Maury, Jerry...they've got to be paid actors on those shows.
Dec 22, 2009 11:08am
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Dec 22, 2009 11:32 AM
I liked the one Maurey where she said she screwed the brother in law and insisted that the kid was either hubby or bro in laws.

Guess again because it wasn't either ones. I'm one thousand percent sure and that test is wrong.

Or lady that has brought nine different guys and still doesn't know who baby daddy is.

I works nights so I caught a lot of those shows but I have since discovered Colin Cowherd so life is good.
Dec 22, 2009 11:32am
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Dec 22, 2009 11:35 AM
BAB wrote:That is one of 4 possible episodes that run on a perpetual loop:

1. Your are/are not the father!
2. Is it a male or a female, the shemale bonanza
3. My kid is out of control ... send him to bootcamp!
4. The update episode (which is what today is)

Like, let's think this out. Let's assume you are some fat, poor woman from West Virginia. You get a call from NY, and a producer from Maury pays for you to fly out and be on a show for a "surprise." Why do it? You know that shit is going to be badddddd news haha
Don't forget the fat baby episodes!
Dec 22, 2009 11:35am
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Dec 22, 2009 11:36 AM
I thought they only had baby daddy ones.
Dec 22, 2009 11:36am
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Dec 22, 2009 11:47 AM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
vball10set wrote: see ya',darby--have a great life!!!
What happened?
LOL--I don't know--about 45 minutes ago there was a line across his username indicating he was gonged--and now,the line is gone!!!
Dec 22, 2009 11:47am
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Dec 22, 2009 11:53 AM
"Hell Maury.... I would share anything with my Brother...... What's mine is his!
Dec 22, 2009 11:53am
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Dec 22, 2009 12:04 PM
It is all a scam. They pay people to make up these stories.
Dec 22, 2009 12:04pm
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Dec 22, 2009 12:30 PM
the best "you are NOT the father" reaction in the history of Maury:
Dec 22, 2009 12:30pm