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Tiernan
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Jan 15, 2013 3:20pm
Lance Armstrong

Gotta laugh at people who believe your "attitude" can help you beat cancer and that a visit from Lyin' Lance motivated that attitude. Now if your negativity includes you not taking your meds, not attending treatments, etc, etc OK I guess you can say a bad attitude killed you. But if you do everything the Drs. prescribe in the sequence they prescribe...your attitude, good or bad ain't doing a damn thing. And even more so a visit from Lyin' Lance is even doing less to actually beat cancer.
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Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jan 15, 2013 3:21pm
Tiernan;1366706 wrote:At some point civilized human beings need to shut the assholes up. And I get sick of their "freedoms"....
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 15, 2013 3:23pm
Yes that is exactly what we gotta tell the assholes.

...then punch them really really hard in the face.
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FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jan 15, 2013 3:32pm
Tiernan;1366706 wrote:At some point civilized human beings need to shut the assholes up. And I get sick of their "freedoms"....
I disagree.
Tiernan;1366748 wrote:Lance Armstrong

Gotta laugh at people who believe your "attitude" can help you beat cancer and that a visit from Lyin' Lance motivated that attitude. Now if your negativity includes you not taking your meds, not attending treatments, etc, etc OK I guess you can say a bad attitude killed you. But if you do everything the Drs. prescribe in the sequence they prescribe...your attitude, good or bad ain't doing a damn thing. And even more so a visit from Lyin' Lance is even doing less to actually beat cancer.
I also think a positive attitude can go a long way in helping you over come illness. It certainly isn't a replacement for medication and treatment, but I think it's an important part.
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Tiernan
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Jan 15, 2013 5:05pm
Sandy Hook

The "truthers" are now harrassing the school neighbor who took in the six kids that made a run for it and saved their lives. These low lifes should be extended no liberties or rights and just allow people from Newtown to beat the ever living shit out out of them. I've never heard of such insanity and reaching to create "conspiracy" out of something.


Oswald shot Kennedy, there are no alien remains at Area 51, Obama is a US citizen and these Fkn people need to be silenced and with some pain thrown in for good measure.
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bases_loaded
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Jan 15, 2013 5:14pm
Watch the video. His story makes no sense.
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Tiernan
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Jan 15, 2013 7:00pm
bases_loaded;1366787 wrote:Watch the video. His story makes no sense.
The neighbor? or the idiot who made the video?
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Sonofanump
Jan 15, 2013 10:54pm
Do you think the following has ever occurred: A reasonably successful professional athlete (10-15 year career) retires, then proceeds to watch every game/match of his career in chronological order. I think I would want to do this. If so, who is the most likely candidate to be doing this right now?
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Tiernan
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Jan 16, 2013 9:29am
Sonofanump;1366934 wrote:Do you think the following has ever occurred: A reasonably successful professional athlete (10-15 year career) retires, then proceeds to watch every game/match of his career in chronological order. I think I would want to do this. If so, who is the most likely candidate to be doing this right now?
Hey! this thread is solely reserved for basement banished assholes to start a new muse. Take this BS back up top where the sunshines.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 16, 2013 9:40am
Heisman Leader Now...

McCarron & Miller battle it out all season heading into the 2014 NC game.

Johnny Man-Zier won't be in the hunt by week 6.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jan 16, 2013 12:51pm
This pearl of history may have escaped you.

History of the Condom:

I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.



In 1873, the British refined the idea by first taking the intestine
out of the goat.

Don't thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of education.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 16, 2013 4:59pm
OMFG! So once again The Mighty Tiernan calls it from the get go...not only was he at best an average college LB its also turns out he's a crazy motherfucker. This is better shit than when George "I'm a Big Fat Liar" O"Leary took the pipe at ND.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 18, 2013 11:49am
When Was the Last Time You Cried?

When I attended Manti Teo's GF's funeral.
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Tiernan
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Jan 20, 2013 2:10pm
[h=2]Bar Tab Disputes [/h]Sleeper my man, I'm pretty sure you bought two beers for Lennay Kekua.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 20, 2013 5:19pm
Mosy immature site...

[INDENT]Just go to the basement and read the threads of people complaining about being banned and tiernans countless ND threads.

Yeah that might be xKoTxNsDoMe but mine are the first posts you run to check on as soon as you log on. Don't be embarrased you aren't alone. [/INDENT]
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 22, 2013 10:06am
Poor Phil

Never liked Lefty to begin with, this just reconfirms my suspicions he is probably the biggest doosh on the PGA Tour. Of course Davis Love the Fucking Third will always give him some tough competition for that title purely becuz of his name.
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Tiernan
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Jan 22, 2013 10:14am
Bars & Burgers

Who knows more about Bars & Burgers than Tiernan? Best in Cbus is Westside Johnnys on Trabue. Best Burger in the USA is the Varsity in Atlanta. Best Bar in the USA is Snook Haven in Venice, FL.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jan 23, 2013 3:00pm
Inside voice

Belly I do not believe in "filters" when I gotta say something I just say it. For instance...Raw Dawg has some deeply repressed homosexual issues to deal with, my suspicion is he was raped many times by an older family member. ETB was ignored as a child and his constant need for attention by constantly saying "Hey Everybody Look Over Here!" is a sad cry for help. O-trap most likely works in a cubical somewhere and is the butt of many of his co-workers jokes. He desparately wants to be part of the cool-kids table but his painful social awkwardness will never allow that to happen. He will most likely snap at some point and spray the office with an AK-47.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 23, 2013 3:25pm
Tiernan;1373021 wrote:Inside voice

Belly I do not believe in "filters" when I gotta say something I just say it. For instance...Raw Dawg has some deeply repressed homosexual issues to deal with, my suspicion is he was raped many times by an older family member. ETB was ignored as a child and his constant need for attention by constantly saying "Hey Everybody Look Over Here!" is a sad cry for help. O-trap most likely works in a cubical somewhere and is the butt of many of his co-workers jokes. He desparately wants to be part of the cool-kids table but his painful social awkwardness will never allow that to happen. He will most likely snap at some point and spray the office with an AK-47.
No - sounds like something you did to your children though or maybe their friends during sleep overs.
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Tiernan
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Jan 23, 2013 3:28pm
^^^
Everytime you say "I'm not a homosexual predator" you make most of the OC believe it more Dawgy Dawg...just go get some help.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 23, 2013 3:41pm
Tiernan;1373059 wrote:^^^ "I'm homosexual predator"
no one is judging.
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Tiernan
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Jan 24, 2013 1:00pm
Therrrre that much better....ahhhhh
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vball10set
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Feb 18, 2013 6:54pm
Didn't know where to put this, but I knew it had to be in the Basemant:

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He said, "What are you doing coach?"

"It's called masturbating," the coach replied. "You'll be doing this soon."

"Why is that?" he asked.

"Because my wrist is killing me," the coach replied.













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vball10set
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Feb 18, 2013 6:55pm
Didn't know quite where to put this, but I knew it had to be in the Basement:

An 8-year-old boy catches his cross country coach masturbating.

He said, "What are you doing coach?"

"It's called masturbating," the coach replied. "You'll be doing this soon."

"Why is that?" he asked.

"Because my wrist is killing me," the coach replied.