"Youth is wasted on the young"-George Bernard Shaw

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt"-Joseph Heller

"You're living on a mound of dirt and you can't explain the reason for your existence so you blame it on God."- Greg Graffin

" You can't make chicken salad out of chicken s**t."

"Forget the curveball Ricky, throw him the heater!"

"now I know why lion's eat their young"--Rodney Dangerfield