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wes_mantooth

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Dec 22, 2012 11:11 AM
Ironman92;1349042 wrote:Oil changes are for poor people.
Exactly. I buy a new car every 3000 miles.
Dec 22, 2012 11:11am
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sportchampps

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Dec 22, 2012 1:20 PM
Cheated in a Hindu class in college. I went to the class maybe 3 times all quarter. The final was a written essay. Wrote the essay the night before. During the final I basically wrote a f- level paper packed up my shit and switched blue books with the one in my bag dropped the essay from the night before on the desk and took off. I don't feel to bad because when is knowing anything about Hinduism going to help me.
Dec 22, 2012 1:20pm
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Dec 22, 2012 1:39 PM
sportchampps;1349103 wrote:Cheated in a Hindu class in college. I went to the class maybe 3 times all quarter. The final was a written essay. Wrote the essay the night before. During the final I basically wrote a f- level paper packed up my shit and switched blue books with the one in my bag dropped the essay from the night before on the desk and took off. I don't feel to bad because when is knowing anything about Hinduism going to help me.
haha nice
Dec 22, 2012 1:39pm
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like_that

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Dec 22, 2012 3:04 PM
sportchampps;1349103 wrote:Cheated in a Hindu class in college. I went to the class maybe 3 times all quarter. The final was a written essay. Wrote the essay the night before. During the final I basically wrote a f- level paper packed up my shit and switched blue books with the one in my bag dropped the essay from the night before on the desk and took off. I don't feel to bad because when is knowing anything about Hinduism going to help me.
I wouldn't feel bad either.

I was always a fan of essay exams though. I felt like if i skimmed and knew just a little of the material I could easily bullshit my way to a B at the very worst.
Dec 22, 2012 3:04pm
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Speedofsand

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Dec 22, 2012 4:24 PM
Almost decked a guy today. He cut me off in traffic, then got back in the other lane and turned. I followed into the lot, watching where he went. He didn't see me. I got out and walked up all in his face cussing him out and ready to knock the $%#@ out of him. He almost fell from trembling then took off running the other way. I told him 'Bitch I'll bet you think twice before you drive that way again won't you!' He said 'I..I..I'm thinking twice about it now. I'm SORRY!' I walked away without another word, got in my truck and left. Wuss had 13.1 & 26.2 stickers on his vehicle, lol.
Dec 22, 2012 4:24pm
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Dec 22, 2012 4:38 PM
Speedofsand;1349204 wrote:Almost decked a guy today. He cut me off in traffic, then got back in the other lane and turned. I followed into the lot, watching where he went. He didn't see me. I got out and walked up all in his face cussing him out and ready to knock the $%#@ out of him. He almost fell from trembling then took off running the other way. I told him 'Bitch I'll bet you think twice before you drive that way again won't you!' He said 'I..I..I'm thinking twice about it now. I'm SORRY!' I walked away without another word, got in my truck and left. Wuss had 13.1 & 26.2 stickers on his vehicle, lol.
lol.
Dec 22, 2012 4:38pm
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goosebumps

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Dec 22, 2012 4:52 PM
I banged a girl last st pattys day. She has had a thing for me for a pretty long time. I was pretty drunk as was she. But long story short. I said lets get get out of here. She's said ok but only of this isn't a one night stand. I told her that it wouldn't be and that we could see where it went. So we had crazy sex and I ignored her for two months. Saw her at a bar two months later she was kind of pissy with me at first, but we ended up talking for like an hour. Again I said lets get out of here. Same exact thing happened again. It felt like ground hog day. I still feel terrible about leading her on like that just to bang. Although she is fantastic in bed and not bad looking either. I just didn't want to lock into a relationship at the time.
Dec 22, 2012 4:52pm
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Dec 22, 2012 5:06 PM
Speedofsand;1349204 wrote:Almost decked a guy today. He cut me off in traffic, then got back in the other lane and turned. I followed into the lot, watching where he went. He didn't see me. I got out and walked up all in his face cussing him out and ready to knock the $%#@ out of him. He almost fell from trembling then took off running the other way. I told him 'Bitch I'll bet you think twice before you drive that way again won't you!' He said 'I..I..I'm thinking twice about it now. I'm SORRY!' I walked away without another word, got in my truck and left. Wuss had 13.1 & 26.2 stickers on his vehicle, lol.
Billy Badass over here
Dec 22, 2012 5:06pm
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Ironman92

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Dec 22, 2012 9:51 PM
SportsAndLady;1349253 wrote:Billy Badass over here

Picking on long distance runners.
Dec 22, 2012 9:51pm
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Ironman92

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Dec 22, 2012 9:53 PM
Speedofsand;1349204 wrote:Almost decked a guy today. He cut me off in traffic, then got back in the other lane and turned. I followed into the lot, watching where he went. He didn't see me. I got out and walked up all in his face cussing him out and ready to knock the $%#@ out of him. He almost fell from trembling then took off running the other way. I told him 'Bitch I'll bet you think twice before you drive that way again won't you!' He said 'I..I..I'm thinking twice about it now. I'm SORRY!' I walked away without another word, got in my truck and left. Wuss had 13.1 & 26.2 stickers on his vehicle, lol.

If I did this Terrell Suggs would probably be driving the other car.
Dec 22, 2012 9:53pm
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sportchampps

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Dec 23, 2012 12:13 AM
Haha had that happen to a friends dad. Dude cut them off in traffic so the passenger flicks the guy off. About 5 miles down the road they pull into a gas station. The driver went in to get a six pack. When he comes out he sees a guy literally screaming at his passenger for flicking him off. The dude even rips off the dudes sunglasses and throws them on the floor. My friend walks up behind him and arrests him for assault right in front of his wife and young kid. The lesson you never know who is driving it could just be an off duty police officer. The guy ended up pleading guilty to a lesser charge and also got about three other tickets for minor shit wrong with his car.

The funny thing is we asked his passenger why he didn't do anything and he said he was literally so caught off guard by the guy he didn't know what to do.
Dec 23, 2012 12:13am
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Tiernan

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Dec 23, 2012 1:17 AM
SOS...that is the biggest lie ever told on the OC and you know it.
Dec 23, 2012 1:17am
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Kosh B'Gosh

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Dec 23, 2012 1:54 AM
Speedofsand;1349204 wrote:Almost decked a guy today. He cut me off in traffic, then got back in the other lane and turned. I followed into the lot, watching where he went. He didn't see me. I got out and walked up all in his face cussing him out and ready to knock the $%#@ out of him. He almost fell from trembling then took off running the other way. I told him 'Bitch I'll bet you think twice before you drive that way again won't you!' He said 'I..I..I'm thinking twice about it now. I'm SORRY!' I walked away without another word, got in my truck and left. Wuss had 13.1 & 26.2 stickers on his vehicle, lol.
Just wait until ccrunner comes in talking all big about how he really acted. He'll deny the whole thing ever happened.
Dec 23, 2012 1:54am
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like_that

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Dec 23, 2012 10:36 AM
Yesterday I beat a guys ass at a bar for looking at me the wrong way. I was all like "hey durr, we ain't takem them too kindly of your kind! Geeeet out!" He didn't leave then I whooped his ass. Pu$$y had a florida go-kart tournament participant tattoo too. LOLfail.

/sosfail
Dec 23, 2012 10:36am
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TedSheckler

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Dec 23, 2012 10:40 AM
Speedofsand;1349204 wrote:Almost decked a guy today. He cut me off in traffic, then got back in the other lane and turned. I followed into the lot, watching where he went. He didn't see me. I got out and walked up all in his face cussing him out and ready to knock the $%#@ out of him. He almost fell from trembling then took off running the other way. I told him 'Bitch I'll bet you think twice before you drive that way again won't you!' He said 'I..I..I'm thinking twice about it now. I'm SORRY!' I walked away without another word, got in my truck and left. Wuss had 13.1 & 26.2 stickers on his vehicle, lol.

Watch out for this guy. He's a tough guy.
Dec 23, 2012 10:40am
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Speedofsand

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Dec 23, 2012 10:43 AM
like_that;1349651 wrote:Yesterday I swallowed the jizz of every guy on the Browns roster. Then I raped Shurmer in the butt. Made my getaway in a gokart.
/like_that_fail
Dec 23, 2012 10:43am
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Dec 23, 2012 11:32 AM
like_that;1349651 wrote:Yesterday I beat a guys ass at a bar for looking at me the wrong way. I was all like "hey durr, we ain't takem them too kindly of your kind! Geeeet out!" He didn't leave then I whooped his ass. Pu$$y had a florida go-kart tournament participant tattoo too. LOLfail.

/sosfail

The description of his tattoo made me lol....especially the "participant"
Dec 23, 2012 11:32am