xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
Posts: 1,054
Dec 19, 2012 4:10pm
I lol'd. Well done.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Dec 19, 2012 4:14pm
Footwedge buys a round of drinks using the last of the residuals from his Joe Isuzu role in the late 80s.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Dec 19, 2012 4:22pm
This is good stuff.
Even if I wasn't invited. Making it like real life.
Oh...wait...I'm not Darby. Never mind!
Even if I wasn't invited. Making it like real life.
Oh...wait...I'm not Darby. Never mind!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2012 4:24pm
Then when justin gives him a total, he argues that justin is wrong and that he's charging him $7.90 more than he should be, only to feel like an idiot after justin writes it out for him about 20 times to show him he's incorrect.queencitybuckeye;1347446 wrote:Footwedge buys a round of drinks using the last of the residuals from his Joe Isuzu role in the late 80s.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Dec 19, 2012 4:28pm
martyirish recites this to the wrong guy--belly--and we end up having a homicide at the OC Xmas Party
twas' 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38 when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven's gate.
their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air.
they could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there.
they were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say.
they remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day.
"where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
"this is heaven." declared a small boy. "we're spending Christmas at God's house."
when what to their wondering eyes did appear, but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near.
He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same.
then He opened His arms and He called them by name.
and in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring those children all flew into the arms of their King and as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace, one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face.
and as if He could read all the questions she had He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
then He looked down on earth, the world far below He saw all of the hurt, the sorrow, and woe then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand, "Let My power and presence re-enter this land!"
"may this country be delivered from the hands of fools"
"I'm taking back my nation. I'm taking back my schools!"
then He and the children stood up without a sound.
"come now my children, let me show you around."
excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran.
all displaying enthusiasm that only a small child can.
and i heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight, "in the midst of this darkness, I AM STILL THE LIGHT."
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Written by Cameo Smith, Mt. Wolf, PA
'In God We Trust'
twas' 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38 when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven's gate.
their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air.
they could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there.
they were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say.
they remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day.
"where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
"this is heaven." declared a small boy. "we're spending Christmas at God's house."
when what to their wondering eyes did appear, but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near.
He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same.
then He opened His arms and He called them by name.
and in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring those children all flew into the arms of their King and as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace, one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face.
and as if He could read all the questions she had He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
then He looked down on earth, the world far below He saw all of the hurt, the sorrow, and woe then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand, "Let My power and presence re-enter this land!"
"may this country be delivered from the hands of fools"
"I'm taking back my nation. I'm taking back my schools!"
then He and the children stood up without a sound.
"come now my children, let me show you around."
excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran.
all displaying enthusiasm that only a small child can.
and i heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight, "in the midst of this darkness, I AM STILL THE LIGHT."
<o>
></o>>Written by Cameo Smith, Mt. Wolf, PA
'In God We Trust'
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2012 4:29pm
Way to ruin the party!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 19, 2012 4:31pm
Ccrunner gets to the party late because he was at a students party with underage girls
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Dec 19, 2012 4:32pm
I wouldn't do that, I would be the drunk fat slob in the corner drinking everyones half drank beers.GoChiefs;1347437 wrote:mcburg is busy dialing 911 to report everyone for drinking.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Dec 19, 2012 4:33pm
Was he wearing a hoodie?GoChiefs;1347437 wrote:mcburg is busy dialing 911 to report everyone for drinking.
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fan_from_texas
Posts: 2,693
Dec 19, 2012 4:43pm
Con_Alma and SVF are off in a corner, arguing about the bar's curb appeal. They eventually agree to part ways, but any time Con_Alma starts talking to anyone else, SVF butts into the conversation and says, "Don't listen to Con_Alma. He thinks he's above the rules." Con_Alma says something vaguely related to the Naval Academy, then jumps in his Porsche Cayenne and drives away.
Meanwhile, in the politics corner, footwedge somehow manages to debate gut and QCB, both of whom he claims to be ignoring. But whenever they talk, he goes off on a political rant about fat cats and republicans. A half dozen people who only participate in the politics forum--and are not otherwise known by anyone else--start chanting "Sheeple! Sheeple!". Boatshoes seizes the moment and busts out his pocket flowchart, which contains several hundred graphs prepared by the Brookings Institute and Tax Policy Center. ccrunner doesn't understand what they mean, but because they're not from Fox News, he disagrees with them.
Meanwhile, in the politics corner, footwedge somehow manages to debate gut and QCB, both of whom he claims to be ignoring. But whenever they talk, he goes off on a political rant about fat cats and republicans. A half dozen people who only participate in the politics forum--and are not otherwise known by anyone else--start chanting "Sheeple! Sheeple!". Boatshoes seizes the moment and busts out his pocket flowchart, which contains several hundred graphs prepared by the Brookings Institute and Tax Policy Center. ccrunner doesn't understand what they mean, but because they're not from Fox News, he disagrees with them.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 19, 2012 4:49pm
If I was isadore I'd kill myself.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2012 4:55pm
thavoice calls on the telephone to wish us all a Merry Christmas. He wanted to come to the party but his wife wouldn't let him.
*He only makes it halfway through "Merry Christmas" before we hear a female voice in the background screaming "I TOLD YOU NO PHONE CALLS!!!!"*
*He only makes it halfway through "Merry Christmas" before we hear a female voice in the background screaming "I TOLD YOU NO PHONE CALLS!!!!"*
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Dec 19, 2012 5:16pm
Got a good laugh out of that. Reps Tiernan.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 19, 2012 5:52pm
said_aouita and ccrunner609 are pointing fingers and laughing at all the fat members breathing heavily while drinking.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 19, 2012 5:56pm
Belly is strategically sitting against the wall and able to see his surroundings. He's identified the OC members who appear to be able to handle themselves in a fight.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Dec 19, 2012 6:15pm
HOF post!fan_from_texas;1347426 wrote:Four other attractive females show up to hang out, but they're swamped by guys chanting "Tits or GTFO." Unsurprisingly, the females leave. ETB follows them to the parking lot, only to be confronted with 8 posters all trying to white knight and get in. All plans on all sides fail.
Sleeper does a quick poll and realizes he's one of only three B1G grads at the party, and that he's been talking to and mingling with unqualified people all night. He runs to the restroom to try to wash the MAC-ness off his hands. As he leaves the restroom, he directs the restroom attendant (an SEC grad) to pick up the quarter belly left for him in the urinal.
With all the shenanigans that went on, six different posters send FFT PMs asking for legal advice. He responds in a cut-and-pasted longwinded message that says something to the effect of "I am a lawyer, but I'm not your lawyer, and I don't know the law in your jurisdiction, and by the way, don't go to law school, and by the way, I'm rich." Manhattan chimes in six hours late from Singapore to agree.
As people file out, they notice a drunk thavoice complaining about his wife to the jukebox, which he erroneously believes cares.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 19, 2012 6:41pm
No way Chiefs can even fit through the door, so he's not in attendance. BOOM.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2012 7:01pm
ETB's black nephew is in the corner giving him mouth to mouth after he collapses from a can of Keystone.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Dec 19, 2012 7:03pm
ernest_t_bass;1347505 wrote:No way Chiefs can even fit through the door, so he's not in attendance. BOOM.
This is the OC Xmas party and it's in a barn. GoChiefs fits through the barn door.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2012 7:04pm
Lol
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 19, 2012 7:23pm
hasbeen;1347509 wrote:This is the OC Xmas party and it's in a barn. GoChiefs fits through the barn door.
WIDE LOAD! Lolroflmfaozomg!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2012 7:32pm
Gbock walks through the door with ETB's sister. Lolroflmfaozomg!
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Dec 19, 2012 7:46pm
GoChiefs;1347515 wrote:Gbock walks through the door with ETB's sister. Lolroflmfaozomg!
Rmolin gets half of her later.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Dec 19, 2012 7:55pm
I imagine that myself and SQ_Crazies are in the men's room doing rails of blow off the urinals
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 19, 2012 7:59pm
hasbeen;1347509 wrote:This is the OC Xmas party and it's in a barn. GoChiefs fits through the barn door.
I thought it was in Justin's Garage.