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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Dec 17, 2012 10:16am
You have my heartfelt apologies. Your life is now over.
Seriously.
Seriously.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 17, 2012 10:51am
Congrats!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 17, 2012 10:52am
My condolences. Who the fuck in their right mind wants to get married? I love my wife, but since we have children, if something ever happens to her/us, there is not a chance in hell I'll ever tie the knot again.
Abe Vigoda
Posts: 164
Dec 17, 2012 12:03pm
Bang her sister before the wedding.dlazz;1344264 wrote:Congrats. You're stuck with one vagina for the rest of your life.
thePITman
Posts: 3,867
Dec 17, 2012 2:20pm
Awesome! Congrats!
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Dec 17, 2012 2:26pm
Why is this? I'm curious. I've heard other people say this as well.ernest_t_bass;1345405 wrote:My condolences. Who the fuck in their right mind wants to get married? I love my wife, but since we have children, if something ever happens to her/us, there is not a chance in hell I'll ever tie the knot again.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 17, 2012 2:44pm
ernest_t_bass;1345405 wrote:My condolences. Who the fuck in their right mind wants to get married? I love my wife, but since we have children, if something ever happens to her/us, there is not a chance in hell I'll ever tie the knot again.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Dec 17, 2012 2:46pm
Because your life is not your own anymore.Commander of Awesome;1345636 wrote:Why is this? I'm curious. I've heard other people say this as well.
It is 92% the wife's, 7% other family stuff, and 1% what you used to do in your life.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 17, 2012 2:48pm
I think you and ETB married the wrong women.thavoice;1345647 wrote:Because your life is not your own anymore.
It is 92% the wife's, 7% other family stuff, and 1% what you used to do in your life.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 17, 2012 2:48pm
If I had no kids, I'd get married again to have a family. Since we have kids, if my wife died, then I may look to get married again for a mother figure...may. I'm just not the type of person who cares to answer to someone.Commander of Awesome;1345636 wrote:Why is this? I'm curious. I've heard other people say this as well.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 17, 2012 2:50pm
How many months/years did it take for you to wish you didn't get married?ernest_t_bass;1345653 wrote:If I had no kids, I'd get married again to have a family. Since we have kids, if my wife died, then I may look to get married again for a mother figure...may. I'm just not the type of person who cares to answer to someone.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 17, 2012 2:57pm
Congrats to the OP!
I agree with this. I very much enjoy being married.Raw Dawgin' it;1345649 wrote:I think you and ETB married the wrong women.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 17, 2012 3:02pm
Same.justincredible;1345663 wrote:I agree with this. I very much enjoy being married.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 17, 2012 3:19pm
thavoice;1345647 wrote:Because your life is not your own anymore.
It is 92% the wife's, 7% other family stuff, and 1% what you used to do in your life.
I think you just have no balls and are afraid to tell your wife no.
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Sonofanump
Dec 17, 2012 4:42pm
LOLmarriagefail. It's a partnership, compromise, not giving in to whatever she says, picking what is important to you, her and both of you combined. Grow a pair and she might actually respect you.</SPAN>thavoice;1345647 wrote:Because your life is not your own anymore.
It is 92% the wife's, 7% other family stuff, and 1% what you used to do in your life.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 17, 2012 10:45pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1345655 wrote:How many months/years did it take for you to wish you didn't get married?
I didn't say I wish I didn't. I said I wouldn't do it again.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 18, 2012 6:51am
lol clearly it's not that good thenernest_t_bass;1346032 wrote:I didn't say I wish I didn't. I said I wouldn't do it again.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 18, 2012 7:49am
Perhaps you can't comprehend. I love my wife, and I love my kids. I don't regret anything. However, I would more than likely choose NOT to do it again, simply because I've learned more about myself, not b/c of my wife. I'm not the type of person who likes to answer to someone.Raw Dawgin' it;1346173 wrote:lol clearly it's not that good then
Oh, and I really like money. lol
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Dec 18, 2012 8:05am
You know lotz about marriage.ernest_t_bass;1346188 wrote:Perhaps you can't comprehend. I love my wife, and I love my kids. I don't regret anything. However, I would more than likely choose NOT to do it again, simply because I've learned more about myself, not b/c of my wife. I'm not the type of person who likes to answer to someone.
Oh, and I really like money. lol
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Dec 18, 2012 8:11am
Completely agree.Raw Dawgin' it;1345649 wrote:I think you and ETB married the wrong women.
If you choose carefully, marriage can be wonderful!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 18, 2012 8:25am
LOL. Gotta spread reps first.like_that;1346192 wrote:You know lotz about marraige.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 18, 2012 8:27am
What don't you get about what I posted? Do you EVER realize that not everyone is like YOU?Con_Alma;1346195 wrote:Completely agree.
If you choose carefully, marriage can be wonderful!
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Dec 18, 2012 8:35am
???ernest_t_bass;1346209 wrote:What don't you get about what I posted? Do you EVER realize that not everyone is like YOU?
What makes you think I don't get what you posted?
I didn't even refer to your post. Mine was a continuation of others who posted about positive marriages as opposed to your post.
I doubt that very few people are like me but then again I don't evaluate them to see if they are or not because it really doesn't matter and there's no reason for me to care if they are or not. Why do you ask?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 18, 2012 8:36am
You quoted a post that was in reference to ME.Con_Alma;1346220 wrote:???
What makes you think I don't get what you posted?
I didn't even refer to your post. Mine was a continuation of others who posted about positive marriages as opposed to your post.
I doubt that very few people are like me but then again I don't evaluate them to see if they are or not because it really doesn't matter and there's no reason for me to care if they are or not. Why do you ask?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 18, 2012 8:37am
Never a truer sense of the phrase:Con_Alma;1346220 wrote:???I doubt that very few people are like me but then again I don't evaluate them to see if they are or not because it really doesn't matter and there's no reason for me to care if they are or not. Why do you ask?
