sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Nov 14, 2012 10:52am
Deny and obfuscate. Standard protocol is to hit them with so much paperwork that it would take Google 12,000 years to read.fan_from_texas;1320000 wrote:BigLaw firms have standard salary schedules, so my salary info and bonus range is all available online for anyone who care to look, which makes keeping it secret kind of silly.
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fan_from_texas
Posts: 2,693
Nov 14, 2012 11:00am
Fair point. I usually just bank on the fact that no one really cares enough to poke around and dig up a salary schedule.sleeper;1320008 wrote:Deny and obfuscate. Standard protocol is to hit them with so much paperwork that it would take Google 12,000 years to read.
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MontyBrunswick
Nov 14, 2012 11:51am
I voted for Cletus
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 14, 2012 11:58am
I am part of the 54%.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Nov 14, 2012 12:01pm
slingshot4ever;1319747 wrote:Over 100K between wife and I. In Toledo area.
This
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 14, 2012 12:02pm
Dat nigga ritch!dlazz;1320056 wrote:I voted for Cletus
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Nov 14, 2012 12:41pm
I agree, any one of my friends/family that cared to google 'chemical engineer with 10+ years of experience' could get a good estimate what I make.fan_from_texas;1320000 wrote:BigLaw firms have standard salary schedules, so my salary info and bonus range is all available online for anyone who care to look, which makes keeping it secret kind of silly.
It's not as regimented as the big law firms lawyer salary schedules, but it's not that hard to find.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Nov 14, 2012 3:17pm
twss (sorry, it was too easy)jmog;1320075 wrote: ....but it's not that hard to find.
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rydawg5
Posts: 2,639
Nov 14, 2012 8:04pm
I never would have guessed so many successful people would frequent forums arguing about football, beer, and titties
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Nov 14, 2012 8:22pm
It appears my butler selected "Obamaphone" because he answered the question for himself rather than for me
That's right, I have an internet butler to type my posts as I dictate them.
That's right, I have an internet butler to type my posts as I dictate them.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Nov 14, 2012 8:27pm
rydawg5;1320430 wrote:I never would have guessed so many successful people would frequent forums arguing about football, beer, and titties
It's fishy but also realize the big salary folks are going to be the main players and the lower salary guys aren't as likely to flaunt around here.
I knew the salaries would be high as most on here are around or in the bigger cities and of course the average ACT score of 32.
OSH
Posts: 4,145
Nov 14, 2012 8:51pm
Obamaphone and will be for quite awhile...probably.
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rydawg5
Posts: 2,639
Nov 14, 2012 8:52pm
The good news is, Obama Phone 2013 will feature android with Obama Wifi
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Nov 15, 2012 10:15am
Will work for bitcoins. 
If we're being serious, this is the best practice.
sleeper;1319951 wrote:I never disclose my salary to anyone; not even anonymously. Not even my mom, sister, or girlfriend(s) know and they never will.
If we're being serious, this is the best practice.
goosebumps
Posts: 1,058
Nov 15, 2012 11:53pm
Good career choice says goosebumps PharmD.GOONx19;1319995 wrote:Right now, Obamaphone. By 2015, my girlfriend and I will hopefully be pharmacists.
2kool4skool
Posts: 1,804
Nov 16, 2012 12:19am
OhioChatter averages
Income - $210,000
Bench Press - 375 lbs
Dick Size - 10 inches
Income - $210,000
Bench Press - 375 lbs
Dick Size - 10 inches
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Nov 16, 2012 2:46am
2kool4skool;1321296 wrote:OhioChatter averages
Income - $210,000
Bench Press - 375 lbs
Dick Size - 10 inches
I'm bringing it down.
$130k (me) 40k (wife, but she hasnt worked full time in 2 years)
200 lbs
5 flaccid 6.5 hard
6 second 40
I'm being honest on all.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Nov 16, 2012 6:52am
We couldn't even get a work visa unless we made at least S$100,000 (about US$80,000) so obviously we're above the US$100K mark...that said it isn't easy to pinpoint our complete comp with our benefits - the housing allowance is easy to quantify, our "pension" and healthcare plan not so much. I don't understand how some countries can control their borders but the U.S. can't (we can't even get a cell phone or rent an apartment without our work visas), but that's probably a comment for the politics board.
2kool4skool
Posts: 1,804
Nov 16, 2012 2:48pm
Asian?j_crazy;1321306 wrote:
$130k (me) 40k (wife, but she hasnt worked full time in 2 years)
5 flaccid 6.5 hard
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 16, 2012 3:10pm
Yeah, let's not talk about our junk.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 16, 2012 3:12pm
Someone's afraid they won't measure up. lol
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 16, 2012 3:17pm
what the hell. there's no way that's adsense appropriate.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 16, 2012 3:19pm
Stop posting gifs like that. Seriously. Jesus christ.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Nov 16, 2012 3:22pm
Lol...missed it
Who was the dumbass?
Who was the dumbass?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Nov 16, 2012 7:40pm
GPA: 4.112kool4skool;1321296 wrote:OhioChatter averages
Income - $210,000
Bench Press - 375 lbs
Dick Size - 10 inches