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Dec 20, 2009 8:09 PM
mtrulz wrote: ^^You'd know. :P
Well duh..b/c they are my balls.
Dec 20, 2009 8:09pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 20, 2009 8:11 PM
^^You have balls?????????
Dec 20, 2009 8:11pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 20, 2009 8:12 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: I've heard it before. What does that have to do with my response tho?
You said "if" and that's the if joke.
Dec 20, 2009 8:12pm
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Dec 20, 2009 8:13 PM
mtrulz wrote:
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: I've heard it before. What does that have to do with my response tho?
You said "if" and that's the if joke.
no the joke is u have 2 uncles ... = homo
Dec 20, 2009 8:13pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 20, 2009 8:14 PM
^^You don't get it buddy.
Dec 20, 2009 8:14pm
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Dec 20, 2009 8:18 PM
I am doing the slaughtering 261-194 for the combined 2 week scores. ESpIN reg scoring.
Dec 20, 2009 8:18pm
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Dec 20, 2009 9:29 PM
well, good thing I started Harvin!
Dec 20, 2009 9:29pm
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Dec 20, 2009 9:46 PM
up 46 with a half of football to go then I'm in the finals.
Dec 20, 2009 9:46pm
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Dec 20, 2009 10:21 PM
I lost in the semis today...

I had the highest scoring team in the league, the only one to break 1,000 total points in the 12 game regular season, and it all was for not.

Tom Brady, Colston, Ray Rice all killed me.. The dude I was going against was basically led by Romo, Desean Jackson, and Ryan Grant...
Dec 20, 2009 10:21pm
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Dec 20, 2009 10:51 PM
So far I've put up a season low 39 points with Jacobs and NYG D/ST going tomorrow. Only ONE person on my entire 18 person team has put up double digits, and that's my backup TE Todd Heap who was not playing over Visanthe Shiancoe.

And it's the first round of the playoffs in which the winner gets 350 bucks. At least I got 110 for winning the division. I'm also the number one overall seed. :(
Dec 20, 2009 10:51pm
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Dec 20, 2009 11:47 PM
Ugh, I'm having a great day, but the guy playing me (the #5 seed) is having the best day of anyone in our league this year.

His team:
Peyton Manning
Greg Jennings
Santonio Holmes
Torry Holt
Maurice Jones-Drew
Ricky Williams
Antonio Gates
LeSean McCoy
Matt Prater
Ravens DEF

My team:
Aaron Rodgers
Anquan Boldin
Sidney Rice
Steve Smith (NYG)
Ray Rice
Joseph Addai
Brent Celek
Jamaal Charles
David Akers
Broncos DEF


The kicker is, I had Jerome Harrison SITTING ON MY BENCH!


FML
Dec 20, 2009 11:47pm
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charliehustle14

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Dec 21, 2009 1:11 AM
I upset the #1 seed and headed to the championship.

Big days out of Austin, A. Johnson, and Charles got me there. Finley, Warner, Gore, and Denver's D were all pretty solid as well.

I was worried that Cribbs on my bench would come back to bite me in the ass but I got by, even though Harvin didn't do anything.
Dec 21, 2009 1:11am
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Dec 21, 2009 2:17 AM
Actually came back to win this week after losing to them by 16 last week.

I'm in the losers bracket.
Dec 21, 2009 2:17am
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Dec 21, 2009 9:32 AM
Help me out. I have made it to my fantasy bowl but the hamster has stopped in my head on who to start next week. I beat my opponent in the first round of the playoffs 76.48 to 58.30 and I didn't start Manning, Clark, Jennings, or Williams - didn't have a kicker because i didn't know Rackers was OUT. And I still have Manninham and Thomas playing tonight. I thought Manning and Clark would have been benched so i didn't play them. The help i need is do think Indy will start sitting players this week or go for perfection? And what match-up do you like for the up and coming week.
My roster:
P.Manning vs NYJets
M.Schaub vs @Mia.
R.Rice vs @Pit.
L.Maroney vs Jac.
D.Williams vs @NYGiants
M.Manningham vs Car.
D.Amandola vs @Ariz.
D.Thomas vs Dal.
G.Jennings vs Sea.
D.Clark vs NYJets
B.Celek vs Den.
M.Stover vs NYJets
N.Rackers vs Stl
S.F. def vs Det.
G.B. def vs Sea.
Dec 21, 2009 9:32am
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Dec 21, 2009 9:34 AM
Big day from Rodgers and a mediocre day from my opponent sends me through to the championship round. Lose next week I win $20, win and I win $200. Come on Rodgers, do it again!
Dec 21, 2009 9:34am
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rocketalum

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Dec 21, 2009 9:35 AM
Up 25 points. My opponent has Ganther and Davis going tonight for the Redskins. I'm hoping that 25 points is enough of a cushion.
Dec 21, 2009 9:35am
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Dec 21, 2009 9:38 AM
As the #6 seed, I'll be facing the #5 seed for the championship next weekend. I had a good week with Rodgers, Andre Johnson and Vincent Jackson.
Dec 21, 2009 9:38am
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Dec 21, 2009 9:39 AM
A "good week"? Sheesh, I wanna know what a great week if for you if that's just "good"!
Dec 21, 2009 9:39am
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Dec 21, 2009 9:40 AM
Help me out. I have made it to my fantasy bowl but the hamster has stopped in my head on who to start next week. I beat my opponent in the first round of the playoffs 76.48 to 58.30 and I didn't start Manning, Clark, Jennings, or Williams - didn't have a kicker because i didn't know Rackers was OUT. And I still have Manninham and Thomas playing tonight. I thought Manning and Clark would have been benched so i didn't play them. The help i need is do think Indy will start sitting players this week or go for perfection? And what match-up do you like for the up and coming week.
My roster:
P.Manning vs NYJets
M.Schaub vs @Mia.
R.Rice vs @Pit.
L.Maroney vs Jac.
D.Williams vs @NYGiants
M.Manningham vs Car.
D.Amandola vs @Ariz.
D.Thomas vs Dal.
G.Jennings vs Sea.
D.Clark vs NYJets
B.Celek vs Den.
M.Stover vs NYJets
N.Rackers vs Stl
S.F. def vs Det.
G.B. def vs Sea.
Dec 21, 2009 9:40am
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Dec 21, 2009 9:41 AM
gorocks99 wrote: A "good week"? Sheesh, I wanna know what a great week if for you if that's just "good"!
I only scored 149 points total this week to my opponents 117. Last week I scored 154 to my opponents 73. :)
Dec 21, 2009 9:41am
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Dec 21, 2009 9:43 AM
i know i know your all thinking that i got lucky - my opponent had some studs that flopped. i was thinking it a little bit to.
Dec 21, 2009 9:43am
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Dec 21, 2009 9:46 AM
BORIStheCrusher wrote: Slightly off topic, but...

So do I start Steve Smith or Percy Harvin tonight? Harvin has been amazing all season and hate seeing him on my bench, it looks like he is going to play, but who knows how much? Smith while isn't a bad choice, has underachieved most of the season.

This is the only player I have left, and I'm winning by 22 points; my opponent has Jason Campbell playing tomorrow.
GoChiefs wrote: I'd go with Harvin..everytime I bench him..he explodes..and guess what..I have him benched for Smith as well. Lol So he's gonna be golden tonight.
I hope you didn't take my advice. LOL
Dec 21, 2009 9:46am
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Dec 21, 2009 10:38 AM
^^NEVER take this guy's advice. You can't trust a drunken chieftain.
Dec 21, 2009 10:38am
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Dec 21, 2009 10:41 AM
Get to class, stalker.
Dec 21, 2009 10:41am
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Dec 21, 2009 11:09 AM
^^Stalker?
Dec 21, 2009 11:09am