NYPD Cop planned to eat women

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Oct 25, 2012 1:37pm
Crazy bastard - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/25/nypd-officer-gilbert-valle-attempted-kidnapping-cannibalism-cooking_n_2017108.html
[URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/25/nypd-officer-gilbert-valle-attempted-kidnapping-cannibalism-cooking_n_2017108.html"]NEW YORK -- Federal authorities say a New York City police officer plotted to kidnap women, rape and torture them and then cook and eat their body parts.
Gilberto Valle was arrested Wednesday in the ghoulish case. He is expected to appear in federal court in Manhattan sometime Thursday.


According to a criminal complaint, the FBI intercepted emails from Valle to an unidentified co-conspirator "discussing plans to kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and eat body parts of a number of women."


From CBS:


Valle allegedly told a co-conspirator his oven was "big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs." Valle allegedly also wrote "I can just show up at her home unannounced... I can knock her out."
"I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus... cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible," Valle allegedly wrote.


No women were actually harmed.


The New York Police Department patrolman lives in Queens. He had been assigned to a Manhattan precinct before being suspended Wednesday.
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Oct 25, 2012 1:44pm
Only in the NYC :rolleyes:
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Oct 25, 2012 1:48pm
What the fuck.
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Oct 25, 2012 1:56pm
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Oct 25, 2012 1:56pm
The most disturbing part is "cook her over a low heat". He put a lot of thought into that. "I got a giant rotisserie"
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Oct 25, 2012 1:58pm
This thread has earn a:

"DAFUQ???"
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Oct 25, 2012 1:59pm
"Doreen? Oh, I thought you said Donut. Nevermind."
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Oct 25, 2012 2:02pm
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vball10set
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Oct 25, 2012 2:03pm
^^^adsense?
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Oct 25, 2012 2:04pm
vball10set;1304280 wrote:^^^adsense?
??
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Oct 25, 2012 2:05pm
justincredible;1304279 wrote:

...should be bant!
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Oct 25, 2012 2:07pm
4cards;1304284 wrote:...should be bant!
Actually, the spider probably can recognize the "F" word in there. They use captcha breakers when scanning images.
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Oct 25, 2012 2:07pm
Pretttttyy sure you can swear on here.











Fuck shit ass.
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Oct 25, 2012 2:07pm
4cards;1304284 wrote:...should be bant!
For a Picard meme?
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Oct 25, 2012 2:08pm
Extremely not a good idea for a place of employment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuFyj7TqUwU
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Oct 25, 2012 2:18pm
justincredible;1304287 wrote:For a Picard meme?
...your right, my bad!

What the Actualfuck is totally acceptable!
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Oct 25, 2012 2:35pm
White people...
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Oct 25, 2012 2:40pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1304301 wrote:White people...
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Oct 25, 2012 2:47pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1304269 wrote:
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Oct 25, 2012 2:52pm
4cards;1304293 wrote:...your right, my bad!

What the Actualfuck is totally acceptable!
Not sure if I'm detecting sarcasm here, but swearing has never been banned. You can't post nude/gore pictures. You can post pictures with swearing, as always (see the funny pics thread).
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Oct 25, 2012 2:57pm
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Oct 25, 2012 3:56pm
justincredible;1304317 wrote:Not sure if I'm detecting sarcasm here, but swearing has never been banned. You can't post nude/gore pictures. You can post pictures with swearing, as always (see the funny pics thread).
...ya, just F'ng with you!
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vball10set
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Oct 25, 2012 4:04pm
justincredible;1304281 wrote:??
Saw "fuck", thought adsense, but you just explained that swearing was okay...it's all good.
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Oct 25, 2012 4:40pm
gorocks99;1304258 wrote:Only in the NYC :rolleyes:
Only near the Securities and Exchange Commission physical trading floor, NYSE. :rolleyes:
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Oct 25, 2012 4:47pm
Queens what up!?



Sick f*ck. Those IMs/emails were creepy as hell.