justincredible;1304317 wrote:Not sure if I'm detecting sarcasm here, but swearing has never been banned. You can't post nude/gore pictures. You can post pictures with swearing, as always (see the funny pics thread).

And if that doesn't work you can try getting a life. :thumbup:

Can't really blame the guy - have you seen the price of meat at the supermarket lately?:rolleyes:

One document found on his computer was titled "Abducting and Cooking (Victim 1): A Blueprint," according to the complaint. The file also had the woman's birth date and other personal information and a list of "materials needed" - a car, chloroform and rope.

Why didn't Captain Obvious just wear a shirt that said "I'm planning on cooking women."

friendfromlowry;1304593 wrote:Why didn't Captain Obvious just wear a shirt that said "I'm planning on cooking women."

This seems awfully neatly packaged. All they need is a bow on his head.

friendfromlowry;1304593 wrote:

One document found on his computer was titled "Abducting and Cooking (Victim 1): A Blueprint," according to the complaint. The file also had the woman's birth date and other personal information and a list of "materials needed" - a car, chloroform and rope.

Why didn't Captain Obvious just wear a shirt that said "I'm planning on cooking women."

Gilberto Valle sounds very well organized. Wonder if any sort of Excel "abducting and cooking" formulas are available?

But I'm curious as to what they can actually convict on. His lawyer will make a pretty strong case that it was fantasy. Was it really a conspiracy - did he have a partner actively engaged or was he just getting his rocks off writing on that perv site?

Clearly they have him nailed on unauthorized use of the database. Might be able to add a stalking charge, too. The computer files are pretty damning as far as a conspiracy, but what probable cause would they have had?

said_aouita;1304628 wrote:Gilberto Valle sounds very well organized. Wonder if any sort of Excel "abducting and cooking" formulas are available?

What about his recipe and secret sauce? No way this guy hadn't thought and planned out seasonings for a good rub.

One document found on his computer was titled "Abducting and Cooking (Victim 1): A Blueprint," according to the complaint. The file also had the woman's birth date and other personal information and a list of "materials needed" - a car, chloroform and rope.

I just wanted to quote this again to point out that he needed a list for three items.

friendfromlowry;1304646 wrote:I just wanted to quote this again to point out that he needed a list for three items.

He'd get a 3-for-1 if he stole the Tot Mom's car.