NBA: Don't follow it, don't care.
NHL: Don't follow it, don't care.
MLS (IE: European fuuuuuuuuutebol): Don't follow it, don't care.
NCAAF: Michigan, Notre Dame, USC, Alabama, Miami of Ohio
NCAAB: Michigan, Miami of Ohio
Baseball: New York Skankees
High school football: Warsaw River View, Dover, stacked private high schools particularly from the Youngstown area