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said_aouita

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Sep 28, 2012 4:17 PM
If you died immediately after reading this, how long would it take before somebody found you?



Really depends. It could be tomorrow AM when I don't show up or answer the phone. Or it could go until I start decomposing and really stinking up the place.
Sep 28, 2012 4:17pm
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gorocks99

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Sep 28, 2012 4:19 PM
Approximately 0.5 seconds as the person in the cube behind me would undoubtedly notice.
Sep 28, 2012 4:19pm
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justincredible

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Sep 28, 2012 4:20 PM
My boss and I face each other from across the room. He'd know immediately.
Sep 28, 2012 4:20pm
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TedSheckler

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Sep 28, 2012 4:22 PM
Probably pretty fast. I'm on I-270 right now. The first person I crash into would find me.
Sep 28, 2012 4:22pm
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gerb131

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Sep 28, 2012 4:23 PM
They'd know but would they tell anyone?
Sep 28, 2012 4:23pm
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GoChiefs

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Sep 28, 2012 4:24 PM
About an hour when my wife gets home.
Sep 28, 2012 4:24pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Sep 28, 2012 4:25 PM
TedSheckler;1282577 wrote:Probably pretty fast. I'm on I-270 right now. The first person I crash into would find me.
Don't OC and drive.
Sep 28, 2012 4:25pm
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Belly35

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Sep 28, 2012 5:10 PM
My wife has gone out shopping so its me and the dog and he worthless ..... 4 hours
Sep 28, 2012 5:10pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 28, 2012 5:59 PM
Instant. Sitting in room with wife, my mom, and SVF.
Sep 28, 2012 5:59pm
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Sep 28, 2012 6:13 PM
Well my 9month old daughter would see it immediately. The dog would likely dry hump me.
As for someone who'd know what was going on. It'd be another 5 hours or so before my wife would be home.
Sep 28, 2012 6:13pm
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Sep 29, 2012 9:22 AM
About a half hour when my fiance wakes up and walks into the living room where I'm watching TV.
Sep 29, 2012 9:22am
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slingshot4ever

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Sep 29, 2012 2:24 PM
A day. Wife is out of town today. No plans tonight...
Sep 29, 2012 2:24pm
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sjmvsfscs08

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Sep 29, 2012 4:00 PM
Instantly.
Sep 29, 2012 4:00pm
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brutus161

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Sep 29, 2012 4:40 PM
I'm currently sitting in a bar, so I will say after last call.
Sep 29, 2012 4:40pm
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Trueblue23

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Sep 29, 2012 5:03 PM
My girlfriend would know as soon as she caught a whiff of the smell, because South Park taught us we all shit ourselves when we die.
Sep 29, 2012 5:03pm
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hasbeen

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Sep 29, 2012 5:40 PM
My girlfriend is in the kitchen(where she belongs). So relatively quickly.
Sep 29, 2012 5:40pm
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power i

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Sep 30, 2012 7:53 PM
Whenever the last NFL game is over tonight.
Sep 30, 2012 7:53pm
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Sonofanump

Sep 30, 2012 9:31 PM
power i;1284011 wrote:Whenever the last NFL game is over tonight.
Won't Cletus alert the others?
Sep 30, 2012 9:31pm
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said_aouita

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Feb 4, 2014 10:43 AM
bump

It would probably be a few days for myself I'm guessing.
Feb 4, 2014 10:43am
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Heretic

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Feb 4, 2014 10:51 AM
At work, so it probably wouldn't take long. Whenever someone feels the need to talk to me or just walks by.

Now, whether anyone acts on that is a different story, but at least they'd know!
Feb 4, 2014 10:51am
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MontyBrunswick

Feb 4, 2014 11:03 AM
How on earth did you bump a 2 year old thread?
Feb 4, 2014 11:03am
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Belly35

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Feb 4, 2014 11:08 AM
Wow! Rerun on the OC... I'm going have to post more Threads now...
Feb 4, 2014 11:08am
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Feb 4, 2014 8:19 PM
Midstate01;1282622 wrote: The dog would likely dry hump me.
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This might be the best post I've ever seen on the OC. :)
Feb 4, 2014 8:19pm
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said_aouita

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Feb 4, 2014 8:55 PM
dlazz;1576218 wrote:How on earth did you bump a 2 year old thread?
Very carefully.
Feb 4, 2014 8:55pm
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TedSheckler

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Feb 4, 2014 9:00 PM
said_aouita;1576206 wrote:bump

It would probably be a few days for myself I'm guessing.
Sounds just like here. No one would notice (or care) if you dropped dead.
Feb 4, 2014 9:00pm