Archive Wal-Mart Game - Ohio Chatter

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Sep 24, 2012 5:38pm

What three items can you buy at Wal-Mart, that would make a cashier freak out the most?

Enforcer

Posts: 2,140

Sep 24, 2012 5:45pm

A Shotgun
Duct Tape
A Tarp

Rotinaj

Posts: 7,699

Sep 24, 2012 5:45pm

A banana, condom and ky jelly.

said_aouita

Posts: 8,532

Sep 24, 2012 5:46pm

Chinchilla pet food
skinning knife
sewing machine

Commander of Awesome

Posts: 23,151

Sep 24, 2012 6:35pm

Video Camera
KY
Tacks

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gut

Posts: 15,058

Sep 24, 2012 7:43pm

A knife, pantyhose and condoms.

gerb131

Posts: 9,932

Sep 24, 2012 7:47pm

Toothbrush
toothpaste
deodorant

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jmog

Posts: 6,567

Sep 24, 2012 8:03pm

The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano

said_aouita

Posts: 8,532

Sep 24, 2012 8:41pm

jmog;1279547 wrote:The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano

I'm going to hell for laughing so hard.

brutus161

Posts: 1,686

Sep 24, 2012 9:06pm

Sleeping pills
Tootsie Rolls
Elmo doll

Cat Food Flambe'

Posts: 1,230

Sep 24, 2012 9:14pm

jmog;1279547 wrote:The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano

Might not be too far off target. I saw a used pregnancy test stick in the parking lot outside the Georgesville Road Wal-Mart near Grove City (aka Grovetucky) a few months back.

She was, by the way... I guess she must not have been happy with the result. :huh:

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Sep 24, 2012 10:12pm

Gas grill
Charcoal
Lighter fluid

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Polar Bear 73

Posts: 216

Sep 24, 2012 10:22pm

gerb131;1279540 wrote:Toothbrush
toothpaste
deodorant

lol. I don't know if it would freak them out, but it would confuse the hell out of most Wal Mart clerks I've seen.

Devils Advocate

Posts: 4,539

Sep 25, 2012 11:18am

Breast pump, cups, and Oreo's

Tiger2003

Posts: 15,421

Sep 25, 2012 11:21am

Devils Advocate;1280091 wrote:Breast pump, cups, and Oreo's

Yummy

Iliketurtles

Posts: 8,191

Sep 25, 2012 11:24am

Ironman92;1279633 wrote:Gas grill
Charcoal
Lighter fluid

I don't think a walmart cashier would know the difference between a gas grill and a charcoal grill.

Devils Advocate

Posts: 4,539

Sep 25, 2012 11:38am

V

vball10set

Posts: 24,795

Sep 25, 2012 11:43am

^^^had to be in Lima

SnotBubbles

Posts: 4,492

Sep 25, 2012 11:53am

Cleveland Browns Hat
Cleveland Browns Shirt
"Winning Football Games for Dummies" Book

Devils Advocate

Posts: 4,539

Sep 25, 2012 12:09pm

SnotBubbles;1280126 wrote:Cleveland Browns Hat
Cleveland Browns Shirt
"Winning Football Games for Dummies" Book

FatHobbit

Posts: 8,651

Sep 25, 2012 1:16pm

Devils Advocate;1280113 wrote:

It wouldn't take too many tweaks to turn that into Ohio Chatter Bingo.

password

Posts: 2,360

Sep 25, 2012 11:09pm

CondomsVideo CameraRopeAs she is ringing it up, you ask her where the nearest playground is located.

password

Posts: 2,360

Sep 25, 2012 11:12pm

Condoms
Video Camera
Rope

As she is ringing it up, you ask her where the nearest playground is located.

reclegend22

Posts: 8,772

Sep 25, 2012 11:57pm

Cat Food Flambe';1279592 wrote:Might not be too far off target. I saw a used pregnancy test stick in the parking lot outside the Georgesville Road Wal-Mart near Grove City (aka Grovetucky) a few months back.

She was, by the way... I guess she must not have been happy with the result. :huh:

You picked it up and checked?

I hope you went back into Walmart for Amoxicillin, hydrogen peroxide and a shamwow.

O-Trap

Posts: 14,994

Sep 26, 2012 2:17am

Rotinaj;1279476 wrote:A banana, condom and ky jelly.

This, but a squash, instead.

We used to have our own game in college. We'd have two people try to spend 24 hours in the local Wal-Mart (a 24-hour one), and you couldn't go to sleep.

I got thrown out at hour 21 the one time I played. We were playing with toys and knocked down an aisle cap display. Having Auntie Anne's pretzels three times a day was pretty nice, though.