Wal-Mart Game

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ernest_t_bass
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Sep 24, 2012 5:38pm
What three items can you buy at Wal-Mart, that would make a cashier freak out the most?
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Enforcer
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Sep 24, 2012 5:45pm
A Shotgun
Duct Tape
A Tarp
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Rotinaj
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Sep 24, 2012 5:45pm
A banana, condom and ky jelly.
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said_aouita
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Sep 24, 2012 5:46pm
Chinchilla pet food
skinning knife
sewing machine
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Sep 24, 2012 6:35pm
Video Camera
KY
Tacks
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gut
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Sep 24, 2012 7:43pm
A knife, pantyhose and condoms.
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Sep 24, 2012 7:47pm
Toothbrush
toothpaste
deodorant
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jmog
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Sep 24, 2012 8:03pm
The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano
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Sep 24, 2012 8:41pm
jmog;1279547 wrote:The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano
I'm going to hell for laughing so hard.
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Sep 24, 2012 9:06pm
Sleeping pills
Tootsie Rolls
Elmo doll
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Sep 24, 2012 9:14pm
jmog;1279547 wrote:The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano
Might not be too far off target. I saw a used pregnancy test stick in the parking lot outside the Georgesville Road Wal-Mart near Grove City (aka Grovetucky) a few months back.

She was, by the way... I guess she must not have been happy with the result. :huh:
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Sep 24, 2012 10:12pm
Gas grill
Charcoal
Lighter fluid
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Polar Bear 73
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Sep 24, 2012 10:22pm
gerb131;1279540 wrote:Toothbrush
toothpaste
deodorant
lol. I don't know if it would freak them out, but it would confuse the hell out of most Wal Mart clerks I've seen.
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Sep 25, 2012 11:18am
Breast pump, cups, and Oreo's
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Sep 25, 2012 11:21am
Devils Advocate;1280091 wrote:Breast pump, cups, and Oreo's

Yummy
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Sep 25, 2012 11:24am
Ironman92;1279633 wrote:Gas grill
Charcoal
Lighter fluid
I don't think a walmart cashier would know the difference between a gas grill and a charcoal grill.
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Sep 25, 2012 11:38am



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vball10set
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Sep 25, 2012 11:43am
^^^had to be in Lima :p
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Sep 25, 2012 11:53am
Cleveland Browns Hat
Cleveland Browns Shirt
"Winning Football Games for Dummies" Book
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Sep 25, 2012 12:09pm
SnotBubbles;1280126 wrote:Cleveland Browns Hat
Cleveland Browns Shirt
"Winning Football Games for Dummies" Book
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Sep 25, 2012 1:16pm
Devils Advocate;1280113 wrote:
It wouldn't take too many tweaks to turn that into Ohio Chatter Bingo.
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Sep 25, 2012 11:09pm
CondomsVideo CameraRopeAs she is ringing it up, you ask her where the nearest playground is located.
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Sep 25, 2012 11:12pm
Condoms
Video Camera
Rope

As she is ringing it up, you ask her where the nearest playground is located.
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Sep 25, 2012 11:57pm
Cat Food Flambe';1279592 wrote:Might not be too far off target. I saw a used pregnancy test stick in the parking lot outside the Georgesville Road Wal-Mart near Grove City (aka Grovetucky) a few months back.

She was, by the way... I guess she must not have been happy with the result. :huh:
You picked it up and checked?

I hope you went back into Walmart for Amoxicillin, hydrogen peroxide and a shamwow.
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Sep 26, 2012 2:17am
Rotinaj;1279476 wrote:A banana, condom and ky jelly.
This, but a squash, instead.

We used to have our own game in college. We'd have two people try to spend 24 hours in the local Wal-Mart (a 24-hour one), and you couldn't go to sleep.

I got thrown out at hour 21 the one time I played. We were playing with toys and knocked down an aisle cap display. Having Auntie Anne's pretzels three times a day was pretty nice, though.