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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 24, 2012 5:38 PM
What three items can you buy at Wal-Mart, that would make a cashier freak out the most?
Sep 24, 2012 5:38pm
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Sep 24, 2012 5:45 PM
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Sep 24, 2012 5:45 PM
A banana, condom and ky jelly.
Sep 24, 2012 5:45pm
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Sep 24, 2012 5:46 PM
Chinchilla pet food
skinning knife
sewing machine
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Sep 24, 2012 6:35 PM
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Sep 24, 2012 7:43 PM
A knife, pantyhose and condoms.
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Sep 24, 2012 7:47 PM
Toothbrush
toothpaste
deodorant
Sep 24, 2012 7:47pm
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Sep 24, 2012 8:03 PM
The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano
Sep 24, 2012 8:03pm
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Sep 24, 2012 8:41 PM
jmog;1279547 wrote:The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano
I'm going to hell for laughing so hard.
Sep 24, 2012 8:41pm
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Sep 24, 2012 9:06 PM
Sleeping pills
Tootsie Rolls
Elmo doll
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Sep 24, 2012 9:14 PM
jmog;1279547 wrote:The best I saw...can't take credit for it...

pregnancy test, coat hanger, drano
Might not be too far off target. I saw a used pregnancy test stick in the parking lot outside the Georgesville Road Wal-Mart near Grove City (aka Grovetucky) a few months back.

She was, by the way... I guess she must not have been happy with the result. :huh:
Sep 24, 2012 9:14pm
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Sep 24, 2012 10:12 PM
Gas grill
Charcoal
Lighter fluid
Sep 24, 2012 10:12pm
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Sep 24, 2012 10:22 PM
gerb131;1279540 wrote:Toothbrush
toothpaste
deodorant
lol. I don't know if it would freak them out, but it would confuse the hell out of most Wal Mart clerks I've seen.
Sep 24, 2012 10:22pm
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Sep 25, 2012 11:18 AM
Breast pump, cups, and Oreo's
Sep 25, 2012 11:18am
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Sep 25, 2012 11:21 AM
Devils Advocate;1280091 wrote:Breast pump, cups, and Oreo's

Yummy
Sep 25, 2012 11:21am
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Sep 25, 2012 11:24 AM
Ironman92;1279633 wrote:Gas grill
Charcoal
Lighter fluid
I don't think a walmart cashier would know the difference between a gas grill and a charcoal grill.
Sep 25, 2012 11:24am
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Sep 25, 2012 11:43 AM
^^^had to be in Lima :p
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Sep 25, 2012 11:53 AM
Cleveland Browns Hat
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Sep 25, 2012 11:53am
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Sep 25, 2012 12:09 PM
SnotBubbles;1280126 wrote:Cleveland Browns Hat
Cleveland Browns Shirt
"Winning Football Games for Dummies" Book
Sep 25, 2012 12:09pm
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Sep 25, 2012 1:16 PM
Devils Advocate;1280113 wrote:
It wouldn't take too many tweaks to turn that into Ohio Chatter Bingo.
Sep 25, 2012 1:16pm
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CondomsVideo CameraRopeAs she is ringing it up, you ask her where the nearest playground is located.
Sep 25, 2012 11:09pm
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Sep 25, 2012 11:12 PM
Condoms
Video Camera
Rope

As she is ringing it up, you ask her where the nearest playground is located.
Sep 25, 2012 11:12pm
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Sep 25, 2012 11:57 PM
Cat Food Flambe';1279592 wrote:Might not be too far off target. I saw a used pregnancy test stick in the parking lot outside the Georgesville Road Wal-Mart near Grove City (aka Grovetucky) a few months back.

She was, by the way... I guess she must not have been happy with the result. :huh:
You picked it up and checked?

I hope you went back into Walmart for Amoxicillin, hydrogen peroxide and a shamwow.
Sep 25, 2012 11:57pm
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Sep 26, 2012 2:17 AM
Rotinaj;1279476 wrote:A banana, condom and ky jelly.
This, but a squash, instead.

We used to have our own game in college. We'd have two people try to spend 24 hours in the local Wal-Mart (a 24-hour one), and you couldn't go to sleep.

I got thrown out at hour 21 the one time I played. We were playing with toys and knocked down an aisle cap display. Having Auntie Anne's pretzels three times a day was pretty nice, though.
Sep 26, 2012 2:17am