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84_TIGER

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Dec 20, 2009 2:25 PM
Auto Parts Manager.
Dec 20, 2009 9:25am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 20, 2009 2:35 PM
Pornstar... I'm "Buck Naked."
Dec 20, 2009 9:35am
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hangonsloopy

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1,291 posts
Dec 20, 2009 4:14 PM
I work for the Salem Parks Department.
Dec 20, 2009 11:14am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 20, 2009 4:16 PM
GOAT EE
Dec 20, 2009 11:16am
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mtrulz

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2,905 posts
Dec 20, 2009 9:42 PM
Footwedge wrote: I greet people at Wall Mart.
What a shitty place to work. I hate that place, too many dirty asses.
Dec 20, 2009 4:42pm
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mtrulz

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2,905 posts
Dec 20, 2009 9:43 PM
I don't have a job. I'm just a student in school.

YOU BASTARDS ARE LUCKY!!! :(
Dec 20, 2009 4:43pm
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GoChiefs

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16,754 posts
Dec 20, 2009 10:07 PM
^^Enjoy it while you can! Your tune will change when the real world begins..believe me.
Dec 20, 2009 5:07pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 20, 2009 10:31 PM
^^Pfft at least I'll get paid.
Dec 20, 2009 5:31pm
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GoChiefs

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Dec 20, 2009 10:32 PM
You just get paid so you can pay everyone else.
Dec 20, 2009 5:32pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 20, 2009 10:32 PM
^^Naww bro.
Dec 20, 2009 5:32pm
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GoChiefs

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Dec 20, 2009 10:40 PM
You'll learn..in about 10 years..come back and tell me how right I was. Lol
Dec 20, 2009 5:40pm
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mtrulz

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2,905 posts
Dec 20, 2009 11:26 PM
^^Fine.
Dec 20, 2009 6:26pm
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Wildcat24

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Dec 21, 2009 1:12 AM
ccrunner609 wrote:
Wildcat24 wrote:

I hope you mop the floors.
What the hell is that for? DHS is huge, there are hundreds of jobs I could have within DHS. Don't get all pissy because I work for the federal government.
Dec 20, 2009 8:12pm
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Angel

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363 posts
Dec 21, 2009 1:17 AM
I babysit and put out fires.
Dec 20, 2009 8:17pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 21, 2009 1:34 AM
^^Yeeeowchh!
Dec 20, 2009 8:34pm
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ptown_trojans_1

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Dec 21, 2009 1:50 AM
Wildcat24 wrote:


What the hell is that for? DHS is huge, there are hundreds of jobs I could have within DHS. Don't get all pissy because I work for the federal government.
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I was going to ask which part of DHS?

I have one friend who works in the immigration policy portion and another friend that is contracted to work on their management and goals for different departments.
Dec 20, 2009 8:50pm
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seahawks rock

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Dec 21, 2009 2:26 AM
profesional assassin
Dec 20, 2009 9:26pm
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baseballstud24

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547 posts
Dec 21, 2009 2:48 AM
High School English teacher.
Dec 20, 2009 9:48pm
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David St. Hubbins

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205 posts
Dec 21, 2009 2:48 AM
door-to-door meat salesman
Dec 20, 2009 9:48pm
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2kool4skool

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1,804 posts
Dec 31, 2009 1:36 AM
My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wannabe chick. I'll give her credit, she is pretty fucking hot. But she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. She is dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to berate. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.

The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure if she even showers, muchness her feminine parts. I think she's a lesbian; every time we drive by a Home Depot, she moans like she's creaming her panties.

And finally the jewel of the crowd is the fucking stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been sober in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse, he brings his fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE FUCKING DOG!!! This thing usually walks around about half-stoned from the second hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Dec 30, 2009 8:36pm
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xnds1fan

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442 posts
Dec 31, 2009 1:42 AM
That was pretty good 2kool
Dec 30, 2009 8:42pm
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dancinbear

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236 posts
Dec 31, 2009 1:45 AM
6th grade intervention specialist
Dec 30, 2009 8:45pm
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se-alum

The Biggest Boss

13,948 posts
Dec 31, 2009 1:46 AM
Inventory Specialist for the gov't.
Dec 30, 2009 8:46pm
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Flash

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1,035 posts
Dec 31, 2009 1:52 AM
Eye Guy
Dec 30, 2009 8:52pm
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jmog

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6,567 posts
Dec 31, 2009 1:56 AM
FanOfCats wrote: Chem Engineer
Chem E's SUCK!

















Ok, I'm a ChemE, I work in Research and Development as a Chemical Combustion Engineer.

Basically I get paid to set things on fire.

The joke around the office is the only difference between an arsonist and a combustion engineer is a piece of paper with a university's name on it (joke from the old site as a name for a degree).
Dec 30, 2009 8:56pm