Auto Parts Manager.

Pornstar... I'm "Buck Naked."

I work for the Salem Parks Department.

GOAT EE

Footwedge wrote: I greet people at Wall Mart.

What a shitty place to work. I hate that place, too many dirty asses.

I don't have a job. I'm just a student in school.

YOU BASTARDS ARE LUCKY!!!

^^Enjoy it while you can! Your tune will change when the real world begins..believe me.

^^Pfft at least I'll get paid.

You just get paid so you can pay everyone else.

^^Naww bro.

You'll learn..in about 10 years..come back and tell me how right I was. Lol

^^Fine.

ccrunner609 wrote:

Wildcat24 wrote:

I hope you mop the floors.

What the hell is that for? DHS is huge, there are hundreds of jobs I could have within DHS. Don't get all pissy because I work for the federal government.

I babysit and put out fires.

^^Yeeeowchh!

Wildcat24 wrote:

What the hell is that for? DHS is huge, there are hundreds of jobs I could have within DHS. Don't get all pissy because I work for the federal government.
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I was going to ask which part of DHS?

I have one friend who works in the immigration policy portion and another friend that is contracted to work on their management and goals for different departments.

profesional assassin

High School English teacher.

door-to-door meat salesman

My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wannabe chick. I'll give her credit, she is pretty fucking hot. But she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. She is dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to berate. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.

The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure if she even showers, muchness her feminine parts. I think she's a lesbian; every time we drive by a Home Depot, she moans like she's creaming her panties.

And finally the jewel of the crowd is the fucking stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been sober in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse, he brings his fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE FUCKING DOG!!! This thing usually walks around about half-stoned from the second hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

That was pretty good 2kool

6th grade intervention specialist

Inventory Specialist for the gov't.

Eye Guy

FanOfCats wrote: Chem Engineer

Chem E's SUCK!

















Ok, I'm a ChemE, I work in Research and Development as a Chemical Combustion Engineer.

Basically I get paid to set things on fire.

The joke around the office is the only difference between an arsonist and a combustion engineer is a piece of paper with a university's name on it (joke from the old site as a name for a degree).