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cam93
Posts: 128
Dec 19, 2009 9:59am
lemme hear em
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Dec 19, 2009 10:52am
GoChiefs can split the atom with his bare hands.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Dec 19, 2009 11:13am
Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.
redfalcon
Posts: 1,088
Dec 19, 2009 11:28am
They have been out of business for nearly a year. Or is that the joke?Apple wrote: Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.
Strapping Young Lad
Posts: 2,453
Dec 19, 2009 11:31am
What's the hardest part about roller blading????
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Dec 19, 2009 11:33am
A baby seal walks into a club.
redfalcon
Posts: 1,088
Dec 19, 2009 11:37am
Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, the bartender says, "would you like another?" Descartes ponders this, replies "I think not," and he disappears.
osudarby08
Posts: 734
Dec 19, 2009 12:15pm
women's rights 
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Dec 19, 2009 12:24pm
Last night I went to a restaurant and ordered Pigs in a Blanket. They gave me a picture of your parents in bed.
Strapping Young Lad
Posts: 2,453
Dec 19, 2009 12:42pm
Telling your dad you're gay.Strapping Young Lad wrote: What's the hardest part about roller blading????
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Dec 19, 2009 12:49pm
Coyotes22 visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth."
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JakeGiant
Posts: 355
Dec 19, 2009 12:50pm
Lil' Johnny walks into his parents bedroom seeing his dad, Big Johnny, on top of Lil' Johnny's mom doing their business. Big Johnny just continues, and gives his son a wink. When he finished, he thought he should give Lil Johnny the "talk." After looking around, he finally finds Lil Johnny in his room on top of his grandma doing their business. Big Johnny screams "what the hell is going on?" Lil Johnny looks up, winks, and says "it's not so funny when it's your mom, huh?"
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Dec 19, 2009 12:56pm
Wes_mantooth can slam a revolving door.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2009 5:51pm
mtrulz trying to make everyone think he has a girlfriend.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 19, 2009 6:11pm
mtrulz wrote: Coyotes22 visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn hot chocolate on Earth."
Fixed it.
I dont drink that gay crap!!
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 19, 2009 6:13pm
What gay crap DO you drink?
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 19, 2009 6:19pm
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 19, 2009 6:20pm
Well, I guess, bro, you should read my post. obvii May b/c you are from Massillion you cant read, bro. Ya dig? obviiiskank wrote: What gay crap DO you drink?
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 19, 2009 6:48pm
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift...
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Christmas gift...
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 19, 2009 6:49pm
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said,
'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started...
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said,
'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started...
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 19, 2009 6:51pm
I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started....
slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started....
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 19, 2009 6:52pm
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..
She said,
'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
She said,
'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 19, 2009 7:04pm
Is that chiefs new nickname, "a car"?coyotes22 wrote: [size=xx-large]I rear-ended a car this morning[/size]... So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started....
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2009 7:32pm
:dodgy:skank wrote: Is that chiefs new nickname, "a car"?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 19, 2009 8:24pm
Their website was bought out so there is still an online Circuit City.redfalcon wrote:They have been out of business for nearly a year. Or is that the joke?Apple wrote: Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.