Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Dec 19, 2009 8:45pm
Worst joke ever.justincredible wrote:Their website was bought out so there is still an online Circuit City.redfalcon wrote:Apple wrote: Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.
They have been out of business for nearly a year. Or is that the joke?
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Dec 19, 2009 10:35pm
mt: I do, now run along.GoChiefs wrote: mtrulz trying to make everyone think he has a girlfriend.
ms. mt: Are you the same cunt I dealt with before? And the same guy who hurt my feelings?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 19, 2009 10:40pm
See...told you she's fake...no female uses the c*nt word. 
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Dec 20, 2009 4:47pm
^^My age group does. She exists man. I may have to put you on my ignore list.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 20, 2009 5:06pm
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mtrulz
Posts: 2,905
Dec 20, 2009 5:29pm
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 20, 2009 6:43pm
Why was the leprosy hockey game called?
A face-off in the corner.
A face-off in the corner.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 20, 2009 7:06pm
What is the most common sexual position amongst married couples?
Doggy style........While the man is on all fours begging for the pussy, the wife is rolling over and playing dead!
Doggy style........While the man is on all fours begging for the pussy, the wife is rolling over and playing dead!
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Dec 20, 2009 8:16pm
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who sits on your porch?
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Matt
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Dec 20, 2009 9:03pm
Hey! :@ That's my name.gerb131 wrote: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who sits on your porch?
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Dec 20, 2009 9:25pm
Massillon Tigers Football= 22 state titles................best joke ever!!
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futbol4ever
Posts: 123
Dec 20, 2009 9:37pm
Mother Superior at a convent is remodeling her office. She goes out and gets the paint, brings two nuns in. "I'd like you to paint my office while I go out and get more supplies," she tells them. "But please, ladies, don't get any paint on your habits."
As she leaves, the other nuns look at each other. One says "How are we not going to get paint on ourselves?" The other one replies, "Well, let's lock the door and paint naked."
They decide to do this when suddenly there's a knock at the door. One nervous nun says "Ummm, who is it?" From the other side of the door she hears "Blind man".
The other nun says, "well, he can't see so open up the door and find out what he needs".
As the nun opens the door a man walks in and says "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want these blinds?"
As she leaves, the other nuns look at each other. One says "How are we not going to get paint on ourselves?" The other one replies, "Well, let's lock the door and paint naked."
They decide to do this when suddenly there's a knock at the door. One nervous nun says "Ummm, who is it?" From the other side of the door she hears "Blind man".
The other nun says, "well, he can't see so open up the door and find out what he needs".
As the nun opens the door a man walks in and says "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want these blinds?"
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Foul Tip
Posts: 113
Dec 20, 2009 10:41pm
Did you hear about the boat load of overloaded yo yo's going from China to New York?
It sank fiftty two times.
It sank fiftty two times.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 21, 2009 6:33am
Your "I hate Massillon" thing is getting old man. Find a new topic already.september63 wrote: Massillon Tigers Football= 22 state titles................best joke ever!!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 21, 2009 6:41am
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 21, 2009 6:42am
There are four kinds of sex :
House sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
Bedroom sex - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
Hall sex - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
Courtroom sex - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
House sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
Bedroom sex - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
Hall sex - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
Courtroom sex - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 21, 2009 6:46am
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Poof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Poof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 21, 2009 6:50am
A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 21, 2009 9:01am
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says 'how you doin?'
Paddy says ' okay but do us a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.'
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says 'your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you'.
They say 'get away with ya.. prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'
Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's the point of fookin one?'
Mick says 'how you doin?'
Paddy says ' okay but do us a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.'
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says 'your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you'.
They say 'get away with ya.. prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'
Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's the point of fookin one?'
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justcompete
Posts: 263
Dec 21, 2009 10:38am
What goes blonde, brunette, blond, brunette, blond, brunette, blond?
A blond doing cartwheels.
A blond doing cartwheels.
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MontyBrunswick
Dec 21, 2009 10:39am
JJhuddle.com
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Woops
Posts: 52
Dec 21, 2009 10:53am
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.
I said, "Morning."
He said.... "Nope, just taking a shit."
I said, "Morning."
He said.... "Nope, just taking a shit."
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cam93
Posts: 128
Dec 22, 2009 8:01pm
biggest joke i got is "The Cleveland Browns"
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 22, 2009 8:11pm
Yet Dover chickened out of the second year of the contract with them.september63 wrote: Massillon Tigers Football= 22 state titles................best joke ever!!
NOW THAT'S FUNNY....or sad, depending on if you're from Massillon or Dover.
Thirty four to Zero
Thirty four to Nothing
34-0
XXXIV to 0
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 22, 2009 8:15pm
What do you call four blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes
Frosted Flakes