ernest_t_bass
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Jan 20, 2015 1:56pm
That too!Scarlet_Buckeye;1698185 wrote:I think the word you might be looking for is... imminent.
Pick6
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Jan 25, 2015 10:50am
Commander of Awesome
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Jan 25, 2015 11:52am
^ that brought teh lulz
FatHobbit
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Jan 25, 2015 11:56pm
Spock
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Jan 26, 2015 8:20am
LOL^^^^^
Uz2Bon36
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Jan 28, 2015 5:35pm
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
GOONx19
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Jan 28, 2015 11:31pm
^ Your picture is broken.
FatHobbit
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Jan 29, 2015 12:38am
vdubb96
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Jan 29, 2015 3:35pm
hahahaha niceGOONx19;1700913 wrote:^ Your picture is broken.
Uz2Bon36
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Jan 29, 2015 5:00pm
Your picture is broken.vdubb96;1701193 wrote:hahahaha nice
ernest_t_bass
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Jan 30, 2015 12:27pm
vdubb96
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Jan 30, 2015 1:16pm
Commander of Awesome
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Jan 30, 2015 1:52pm
Uz2Bon36;1698155 wrote:
ernest_t_bass
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Jan 30, 2015 2:03pm
^
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ernest_t_bass
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Mar 26, 2015 12:32pm
Spock
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Mar 26, 2015 6:50pm
this made me LOLernest_t_bass;1701439 wrote:
SnotBubbles
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Mar 27, 2015 1:46pm
Commander of Awesome
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Apr 21, 2015 10:38pm
ETB?
Commander of Awesome
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Apr 21, 2015 10:55pm
Commander of Awesome
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Apr 21, 2015 10:55pm
Scarlet_Buckeye
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Apr 22, 2015 11:28am
:RpS_lol: The Leaning Tower of Pisa might just be the best.
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BR1986FB
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Jun 5, 2015 2:23pm
Caption on this was "Girl that Tiger Woods and Jay Z cheated with...."
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bigkahuna
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Jun 11, 2015 10:21am
Never stops being funnyRaw Dawgin' it;1266916 wrote:
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bigkahuna
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Jun 11, 2015 10:27am
3 years later, and it's still a problem...I Wear Pants;1271489 wrote:
For Glory Days.
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bigkahuna
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Jun 11, 2015 10:43am
He's been on the team this long?tcarrier32;1287875 wrote:
