Fab4Runner;1250743 wrote:My boss does or says something idiotic almost daily. He told my coworker that he went to a nude beach one time but that it was okay because he "didn't get an erection".

I used the phrase moot point the other day and he then proceeded to say it to a customer, but he said mute instead of moot. He literally had no idea what he was saying, he just used it because I did.

And here is an email he sent to our salesman the other day:

".you..were sent.updates yesterday. Did you not get them did.you hete of any problems. Did anyone call ypu with.any problems. ???? Also everyone of kieths emai ssys he is out of the ofgice. But. Just incase you did not get your e mail yes drivers got loaded marion.delivered yestetday am houston
will feliver monday. When they load at 6 pm the driver looses a day."

Kill me.

jmog;1251026 wrote:Is Belly35 your boss?

like_that;1250705 wrote:Not really a crazy story, but two ladies in my office were arguing about something in particular. It got pretty heated, eventually one lady just walks away, looks at me and says very loudly "WOW, what a bitch." There was immediate silence in the offense after she said it. I know the other lady def heard it too.

There was also one day where our secretary received a call that her house was on fire. She was flipping out screaming at the top of her longues. A group of people had to take her out of the office (her house received minimal damage).

Nothing too crazy, but that whole altercation made me wonder if anyone has any type of crazy office stories. It's always interesting to hear about the unprofessional shit that happens at work.

(insert cool story, i voted, gfy, etc comments)

Ironman92;1251058 wrote:Screaming at the top of her longues? Lol

Ironman92;1251058 wrote:Screaming at the top of her longues? Lol

Fab4Runner;1250743 wrote:My boss does or says something idiotic almost daily. He told my coworker that he went to a nude beach one time but that it was okay because he "didn't get an erection".

I used the phrase moot point the other day and he then proceeded to say it to a customer, but he said mute instead of moot. He literally had no idea what he was saying, he just used it because I did.

And here is an email he sent to our salesman the other day:

".you..were sent.updates yesterday. Did you not get them did.you hete of any problems. Did anyone call ypu with.any problems. ???? Also everyone of kieths emai ssys he is out of the ofgice. But. Just incase you did not get your e mail yes drivers got loaded marion.delivered yestetday am houston
will feliver monday. When they load at 6 pm the driver looses a day."

Kill me.

se-alum;1250786 wrote:I used to work for a tech company, and I absolutely hated my job. My boss was always on me trying to make me work weekends, and bitching about useless reports. So, a couple guys I work with and myself decided we were going to make a little extra off the company, so one of them wrote a program that would draw a very small amount of money out of the companies account and put it into our accounts. Unfortunately, my co-worker screwed up the program and it started drawing way too much!! I thought for sure we were screwed, but luckily the building ended up burning down, and we were safe from prosecution!

O-Trap;1251417 wrote:At the place I worked before, I was working late (~8:30ish) and I decided to grab a snack out of the fridge. Walked into the break room and turned on the lights. One of our secretaries was riding one of our graphic designers. I simply apologized, shut the lights off, and went back to my office. No snack.

Actually, I think I told the story on here when it happened.

like_that;1251421 wrote:Did they finish?

like_that;1251421 wrote:Did they finish?

Fab1b;1250873 wrote:I work for a major insurance company handling the staffing for our call centers across the US. I work out of one of the call centers in Jacksonville and on a Saturday a few years ago there was a turd, yes a log on the rep floor in the middle of all the cubicles. To this day it is still a mystery. Did a girl wear a skirt and just drop one, did someone roll one out the pants leg??? No one knows, no one has fessed up but we still laugh about it to this day!

Cher;1251418 wrote:Was she hot?

like_that;1251421 wrote:Did they finish?

Sonofanump;1251441 wrote:Reps if that was a Mallrats reference.

O-Trap;1251456 wrote:Very. It was an odd couple, as he was a shorter guy, slightly overweight with glasses and tiny eyes. Cool as hell, but odd looking.

She was a former model, and I think she is doing some local modeling again.



I have no idea. I didn't want to be the creepy-as-hell guy that hung around to find out.

like_that;1251457 wrote:What's her name?

like_that;1251457 wrote: Also, there has to be more to the story. They never came to you and asked you to keep your mouth shut?

O-Trap;1251456 wrote:I didn't want to be the creepy-as-hell guy that hung around to find out.

FatHobbit;1251476 wrote:You should have asked to join in.

BR1986FB;1251425 wrote:A famous serial killer's stepmom used to work for my company back in the 80's prior to my arrival. That's the extent of "crazy" around here.

Fab4Runner;1250743 wrote:My boss does or says something idiotic almost daily. He told my coworker that he went to a nude beach one time but that it was okay because he "didn't get an erection".

I used the phrase moot point the other day and he then proceeded to say it to a customer, but he said mute instead of moot. He literally had no idea what he was saying, he just used it because I did.

And here is an email he sent to our salesman the other day:

".you..were sent.updates yesterday. Did you not get them did.you hete of any problems. Did anyone call ypu with.any problems. ???? Also everyone of kieths emai ssys he is out of the ofgice. But. Just incase you did not get your e mail yes drivers got loaded marion.delivered yestetday am houston
will feliver monday. When they load at 6 pm the driver looses a day."

Kill me.

4cards;1251516 wrote:...b/4 you go postal or decide to end it all, PM me with your resume. I'm going to be looking for a driver manager for our private fleet based in Medina if you interested.