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mella
Posts: 647
Aug 16, 2012 10:09pm
So last night my wife and I had some nice late night sex. After we had finished I went into the bathroom, came back to the bedroom and spoke those 3 words that are so hard to say. The condom broke. OH S***. This has never happened to us before. I'm 44 years old and I really don't want to be a 60 year old with a 15 year old kid. I just dropped my oldest child off at college today and I really can't see myself starting over in 9 months. I really hope my wife gets her period next month.
password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 16, 2012 10:27pm
I sure as hell hope she does also, I can't do the whole paternity test again.
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mella
Posts: 647
Aug 16, 2012 10:28pm
I think I'm going to schedule that visit soon.
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mella
Posts: 647
Aug 16, 2012 10:31pm
Don't worry, she'll never admit to the affair with you. I'm going to have you and her go on Maury Povich to get the results.password;1248891 wrote:I sure as hell hope she does also, I can't do the whole paternity test again.
Automatik
Posts: 14,632
Aug 16, 2012 10:33pm
Plan B homie, get with it.
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mella
Posts: 647
Aug 16, 2012 10:34pm
I already suggested that. I think I am going to have to slip into her drink.
2kool4skool
Posts: 1,804
Aug 17, 2012 12:48am
Just get an abortion if she gets pregnant. Not difficult.
believer
Posts: 8,153
Aug 17, 2012 4:53am
haha I was 45 when my last kid was born. Then I decided to go under the knife!mella;1248873 wrote:So last night my wife and I had some nice late night sex. After we had finished I went into the bathroom, came back to the bedroom and spoke those 3 words that are so hard to say. The condom broke. OH S***. This has never happened to us before. I'm 44 years old and I really don't want to be a 60 year old with a 15 year old kid. I just dropped my oldest child off at college today and I really can't see myself starting over in 9 months. I really hope my wife gets her period next month.
I have 4 girls ranging from 10 to 21 and now I have 1 granddaughter. They keep me young.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Aug 17, 2012 6:42am
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Aug 17, 2012 7:17am
Had my last one at 40...I'll never regret it.
Truth.They keep me young
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 17, 2012 7:47am
Good luck. I can't imagine having a newborn, I am 46.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Aug 17, 2012 7:57am
Do people really wear condoms with their wife? Birth control pills are cheap and just as effective bro. The only time I have ever worn a condom with my wife is when she was at the tail end of her period and needed some dick.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Aug 17, 2012 8:04am
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Aug 17, 2012 8:30am
Call the cops. Problem solved.
martyirish
Posts: 490
Aug 17, 2012 8:42am
Do what I did
Vesectemy, never have to wear one again
Vesectemy, never have to wear one again
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Aug 17, 2012 8:43am
Scared of a little blood?SnotBubbles;1249053 wrote:Do people really wear condoms with their wife? Birth control pills are cheap and just as effective bro. The only time I have ever worn a condom with my wife is when she was at the tail end of her period and needed some dick.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Aug 17, 2012 8:53am
Some do, not me since The Wife is fixed. Birth Control pills are effective, but the older a woman gets they can cause certain issues. (side effects)SnotBubbles;1249053 wrote:Do people really wear condoms with their wife? Birth control pills are cheap and just as effective bro. The only time I have ever worn a condom with my wife is when she was at the tail end of her period and needed some dick.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 17, 2012 9:04am
I'm fixed
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 17, 2012 9:04am
martyirish;1249075 wrote:Do what I did
Vesectemy, never have to wear one again
Is this a movie?
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Mikey McD
Posts: 126
Aug 17, 2012 9:16am
The condom broke are the 3 hardest words to say? What do you have aids or something?
On top of that LOL that you have to use condoms.
On top of that LOL that you have to use condoms.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Aug 17, 2012 9:23am
Blood that comes out of a vagina? Yes. Gross.FatHobbit;1249077 wrote:Scared of a little blood?
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Mikey McD
Posts: 126
Aug 17, 2012 9:28am
That is the best blood bro.SnotBubbles;1249115 wrote:Blood that comes out of a vagina? Yes. Gross.
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mella
Posts: 647
Aug 17, 2012 9:53am
Birth control pills don't agree with my wife and I don't want to have a bunch of kids so condoms are fine with me. I don't want to be a 45 year old with a new born. I'll be looking into getting a vasectomy.Mikey McD;1249105 wrote: On top of that LOL that you have to use condoms.
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mella
Posts: 647
Aug 17, 2012 9:54am
it's the chunks of uterine wall that are gross not the blood. Those chunks can get stuck in your teethSnotBubbles;1249115 wrote:Blood that comes out of a vagina? Yes. Gross.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Aug 17, 2012 10:06am
"I love you" is harder to say.