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mella

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Aug 16, 2012 10:09 PM
So last night my wife and I had some nice late night sex. After we had finished I went into the bathroom, came back to the bedroom and spoke those 3 words that are so hard to say. The condom broke. OH S***. This has never happened to us before. I'm 44 years old and I really don't want to be a 60 year old with a 15 year old kid. I just dropped my oldest child off at college today and I really can't see myself starting over in 9 months. I really hope my wife gets her period next month.
Aug 16, 2012 10:09pm
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password

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Aug 16, 2012 10:27 PM
I sure as hell hope she does also, I can't do the whole paternity test again.
Aug 16, 2012 10:27pm
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mella

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Aug 16, 2012 10:28 PM
I think I'm going to schedule that visit soon.
Aug 16, 2012 10:28pm
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mella

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Aug 16, 2012 10:31 PM
password;1248891 wrote:I sure as hell hope she does also, I can't do the whole paternity test again.
Don't worry, she'll never admit to the affair with you. I'm going to have you and her go on Maury Povich to get the results.
Aug 16, 2012 10:31pm
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Automatik

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Aug 16, 2012 10:33 PM
Plan B homie, get with it.
Aug 16, 2012 10:33pm
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mella

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Aug 16, 2012 10:34 PM
I already suggested that. I think I am going to have to slip into her drink.
Aug 16, 2012 10:34pm
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2kool4skool

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Aug 17, 2012 12:48 AM
Just get an abortion if she gets pregnant. Not difficult.
Aug 17, 2012 12:48am
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Aug 17, 2012 4:53 AM
mella;1248873 wrote:So last night my wife and I had some nice late night sex. After we had finished I went into the bathroom, came back to the bedroom and spoke those 3 words that are so hard to say. The condom broke. OH S***. This has never happened to us before. I'm 44 years old and I really don't want to be a 60 year old with a 15 year old kid. I just dropped my oldest child off at college today and I really can't see myself starting over in 9 months. I really hope my wife gets her period next month.
haha I was 45 when my last kid was born. Then I decided to go under the knife! :D

I have 4 girls ranging from 10 to 21 and now I have 1 granddaughter. They keep me young.
Aug 17, 2012 4:53am
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Aug 17, 2012 6:42 AM
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HitsRus

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Aug 17, 2012 7:17 AM
Had my last one at 40...I'll never regret it.
They keep me young
Truth.
Aug 17, 2012 7:17am
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Aug 17, 2012 7:47 AM
Good luck. I can't imagine having a newborn, I am 46.
Aug 17, 2012 7:47am
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Aug 17, 2012 7:57 AM
Do people really wear condoms with their wife? Birth control pills are cheap and just as effective bro. The only time I have ever worn a condom with my wife is when she was at the tail end of her period and needed some dick.
Aug 17, 2012 7:57am
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Aug 17, 2012 8:04 AM
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said_aouita

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Aug 17, 2012 8:30 AM
Call the cops. Problem solved.

Aug 17, 2012 8:30am
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martyirish

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Aug 17, 2012 8:42 AM
Do what I did
Vesectemy, never have to wear one again
Aug 17, 2012 8:42am
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Aug 17, 2012 8:43 AM
SnotBubbles;1249053 wrote:Do people really wear condoms with their wife? Birth control pills are cheap and just as effective bro. The only time I have ever worn a condom with my wife is when she was at the tail end of her period and needed some dick.
Scared of a little blood?
Aug 17, 2012 8:43am
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Aug 17, 2012 8:53 AM
SnotBubbles;1249053 wrote:Do people really wear condoms with their wife? Birth control pills are cheap and just as effective bro. The only time I have ever worn a condom with my wife is when she was at the tail end of her period and needed some dick.
Some do, not me since The Wife is fixed. Birth Control pills are effective, but the older a woman gets they can cause certain issues. (side effects)
Aug 17, 2012 8:53am
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Aug 17, 2012 9:04 AM
I'm fixed
Aug 17, 2012 9:04am
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Aug 17, 2012 9:04 AM
martyirish;1249075 wrote:Do what I did
Vesectemy, never have to wear one again

Is this a movie?
Aug 17, 2012 9:04am
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Mikey McD

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Aug 17, 2012 9:16 AM
The condom broke are the 3 hardest words to say? What do you have aids or something?

On top of that LOL that you have to use condoms.
Aug 17, 2012 9:16am
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Aug 17, 2012 9:23 AM
FatHobbit;1249077 wrote:Scared of a little blood?
Blood that comes out of a vagina? Yes. Gross.
Aug 17, 2012 9:23am
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Mikey McD

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Aug 17, 2012 9:28 AM
SnotBubbles;1249115 wrote:Blood that comes out of a vagina? Yes. Gross.
That is the best blood bro.
Aug 17, 2012 9:28am
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mella

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Aug 17, 2012 9:53 AM
Mikey McD;1249105 wrote: On top of that LOL that you have to use condoms.
Birth control pills don't agree with my wife and I don't want to have a bunch of kids so condoms are fine with me. I don't want to be a 45 year old with a new born. I'll be looking into getting a vasectomy.
Aug 17, 2012 9:53am
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mella

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Aug 17, 2012 9:54 AM
SnotBubbles;1249115 wrote:Blood that comes out of a vagina? Yes. Gross.
it's the chunks of uterine wall that are gross not the blood. Those chunks can get stuck in your teeth:)
Aug 17, 2012 9:54am
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Aug 17, 2012 10:06 AM
"I love you" is harder to say.
Aug 17, 2012 10:06am