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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Aug 8, 2012 7:49pm
He never met you, did he?sleeper;1242812 wrote:Really? Never paid for a pizza that ended up being cold when you got it?
Will Rogers is a moron. No surprise he'd suffice for your intellect.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Aug 8, 2012 7:55pm
^^^^^That right there is one of the cleverest posts I have ever read! :thumbup:
Mr Miyagi
Posts: 1,211
Aug 8, 2012 8:28pm
Those who dance are considered insane by those that can't hear the music.--Anon
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Aug 8, 2012 8:41pm
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DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Aug 8, 2012 10:37pm
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
-Colonel Sanders
-Colonel Sanders
Mr Miyagi
Posts: 1,211
Aug 8, 2012 10:57pm
If you can't dance you fuck a lot of waitresses
- Voltaire
- Voltaire
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Aug 9, 2012 12:19am
"The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer." - Hank Hill
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Aug 9, 2012 9:43am
I have no idea who he is but that is irrelevant.queencitybuckeye;1242900 wrote:He never met you, did he?
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Aug 9, 2012 9:44am
"A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus." - MLKMr Miyagi;1242912 wrote:Those who dance are considered insane by those that can't hear the music.--Anon
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 9, 2012 10:00am
"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." - Sun Tzu
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Aug 9, 2012 10:03am
"If a frog had wings, it wouldn't whomp its ass every time it jumped" - Unknown
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Aug 9, 2012 10:09am
"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late." - William ShakespeareO-Trap;1243090 wrote:"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." - Sun Tzu
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 9, 2012 10:21am
"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." - Mr. Mojo Risinsleeper;1243097 wrote:"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late." - William Shakespeare
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Aug 9, 2012 10:23am
"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without." - ConfuciusO-Trap;1243103 wrote:"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." - Mr. Mojo Risin
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Aug 9, 2012 12:30pm
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding...
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Aug 9, 2012 12:33pm
Look, Gardens35, we don't need no education!
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 9, 2012 12:35pm
"Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful." - Albert Camus
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Aug 9, 2012 1:30pm
"The best way I've found is reheating it in a skillet on a stove. But I will eat it cold." - Curly J
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 9, 2012 1:35pm
"There's no earthly way of knowing ... which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're going, or which way the wind is blowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?" - Willy Wonka
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Aug 9, 2012 1:49pm
Willy Wonka: But, Sleeper, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Sleeper: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
[hugs Sleeper]
Sleeper: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
[hugs Sleeper]
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Aug 9, 2012 2:10pm
I pretty much get what I want whenever I want.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Aug 9, 2012 2:17pm
"Hellen Keller would look at you right now and think you are fucking stupid." - Ender Wiggins
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 9, 2012 2:31pm
"More's the pity. Then your tailors will rule the land, and no one will make the clothes. So much for French fashion, and French politics." - The Scarlet PimpernelCurly J;1243275 wrote:"Hellen Keller would look at you right now and think you are fucking stupid." - Ender Wiggins
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Aug 9, 2012 3:50pm
But if you try sometime, you just might find. You get what you need. - Jagger/Richardssleeper;1243265 wrote:I pretty much get what I want whenever I want.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Aug 9, 2012 4:12pm
Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets, lookin' for soul food and a place to eat. - Frank Sinatra