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Con_Alma

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12,198 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:28 PM
I'm ready. No regrets.
Jul 26, 2012 2:28pm
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DeyDurkie5

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11,324 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:30 PM
Con_Alma;1234695 wrote:I'm ready. No regrets.
You are a creepy, creepy dude.


As for me, I'd try and jerk off real quick to get my last nut in.
Jul 26, 2012 2:30pm
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said_aouita

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8,532 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:34 PM
Con_Alma;1234695 wrote:I'm ready. No regrets.

That's cool, I'm just saying an accident lasting 4.5 seconds is like eternity. Hell, 609 even mentioned conceiving children in less time.
Jul 26, 2012 2:34pm
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Fly4Fun

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7,730 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:34 PM
DeyDurkie5;1234696 wrote:You are a creepy, creepy dude.


As for me, I'd try and jerk off real quick to get my last nut in.
Seriously?
Jul 26, 2012 2:34pm
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Con_Alma

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12,198 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:36 PM
said_aouita;1234701 wrote:That's cool, I'm just saying an accident lasting 4.5 seconds is like eternity. Hell, 609 even mentioned conceiving children in less time.
I bet it would seem like slow motion dropping like that!
Jul 26, 2012 2:36pm
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vball10set

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24,795 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:36 PM
I haven't a clue, and would rather not think about it--thanks anyway.
Jul 26, 2012 2:36pm
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:37 PM
Wonder how fast my wife will spend the money from my SGLI.
Jul 26, 2012 2:37pm
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cat_lover

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2,388 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:42 PM
I would be thinking "I wish I knew how to drive better."
Jul 26, 2012 2:42pm
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gut

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15,058 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:45 PM
I'd probably be thinking "wake up! wake up! it's only a dream, wake up!"
Jul 26, 2012 2:45pm
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:48 PM
When was my last fill up? :laugh:
Jul 26, 2012 2:48pm
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sportchampps

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7,361 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:49 PM
I'd probably think fuckkkkkkk
Jul 26, 2012 2:49pm
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4cards

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2,551 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:51 PM
...Not enough time to think about it, you're just the first one to the scene of the accident!
Jul 26, 2012 2:51pm
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password

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2,360 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:55 PM
I would be laughing, wondering if anyone would find the wreckage. Where are all the people that will be praying to god, telling him that they will promise to give all there money to the church and promise to be a better person if he lets them survive the wreck.
Jul 26, 2012 2:55pm
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Commander of Awesome

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23,151 posts
Jul 26, 2012 2:58 PM
Go Browns, hope they pwn the steelers this year.
Jul 26, 2012 2:58pm
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Rotinaj

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7,699 posts
Jul 26, 2012 3:01 PM
Id kill myself first. Ain't gonna let no punk ass cliff take me out.
Jul 26, 2012 3:01pm
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Apple

Prost!

2,620 posts
Jul 26, 2012 3:02 PM
"Oh shit! This is going to hurt!"
Jul 26, 2012 3:02pm
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mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts
Jul 26, 2012 3:17 PM
I been through an accident where I lost a friend in it. My thoughts were turn that way we will miss the pole well we didnt miss the pole.
Jul 26, 2012 3:17pm
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bigorangebuck22

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186 posts
Jul 26, 2012 3:58 PM
"Well...At least I saved 15% by switching my car insurance to Gieco"
Jul 26, 2012 3:58pm
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wghfan

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744 posts
Jul 26, 2012 4:13 PM
When I read the topic thread at first I was ready to post the last time that I ran the 40 yard dash in 4.5.
Jul 26, 2012 4:13pm
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vball10set

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24,795 posts
Jul 26, 2012 4:16 PM
FUCK!!!
Jul 26, 2012 4:16pm
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O-Trap

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14,994 posts
Jul 26, 2012 4:35 PM
DeyDurkie5;1234696 wrote:You are a creepy, creepy dude.


As for me, I'd try and jerk off real quick to get my last nut in.
Yeah, you feel like telling a message board of strangers about you wanting to rub one out before you die, but he's the creepy one.


As for me, I'd probably just close my eyes and relax and wait.
Jul 26, 2012 4:35pm
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Ironman92

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49,363 posts
Jul 26, 2012 4:43 PM
Air brakes?
Jul 26, 2012 4:43pm
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Polar Bear 73

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216 posts
Jul 26, 2012 5:06 PM
Probably the last thing to pass through your mind would be the windshield.
Jul 26, 2012 5:06pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Jul 26, 2012 5:11 PM
"First you say it. Then you do it."
Bill Cosby
Jul 26, 2012 5:11pm