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Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

3,949 posts
Dec 18, 2009 2:47 PM
Tough one but I value the member. Rammed by a horse


Life without toilet paper or life without toothbrushes?
Dec 18, 2009 2:47pm
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derek bomar

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3,722 posts
Dec 18, 2009 2:50 PM
Keebler wrote: Tough one but I value the member. Rammed by a horse


Life without toilet paper or life without toothbrushes?
as an aside...I value my life more than my wang so I'd go bee (google death by horse c*ck lol - "mr hands")
Dec 18, 2009 2:50pm
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derek bomar

Senior Member

3,722 posts
Dec 18, 2009 2:52 PM
Toothbrush

Read peoples minds or telekinesis
Dec 18, 2009 2:52pm
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mtrulz

Senior Member

2,905 posts
Dec 18, 2009 2:52 PM
Toilet paper because I could wipe on a towel.


Life without family or friends?
Dec 18, 2009 2:52pm
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derek bomar

Senior Member

3,722 posts
Dec 18, 2009 2:56 PM
mtrulz wrote: Toilet paper because I could wipe on a towel.


Life without family or friends?
eww...eh...family I guess

Life without sports or beer
Dec 18, 2009 2:56pm
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mtrulz

Senior Member

2,905 posts
Dec 18, 2009 3:02 PM
Beer because of its side effects.

Better posts; Society or mtrulz?
Dec 18, 2009 3:02pm
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Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

3,949 posts
Dec 18, 2009 3:03 PM
I thought you meant rammed by a horse as in like it running over me.. I'll change my decision to the bee sting.
Dec 18, 2009 3:03pm
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Tiernan

Senior Member

13,021 posts
Dec 18, 2009 3:46 PM
mtrulz

save your wife or your mother in a fire?
Dec 18, 2009 3:46pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 18, 2009 4:14 PM
Wife or mother? That's just not even right. You win.
Dec 18, 2009 4:14pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Dec 18, 2009 4:22 PM
Mother..you can always get another wife.

hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong?
Dec 18, 2009 4:22pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 18, 2009 4:48 PM
Every red light, easily.

Know when you'll die or know how you'll die?
Dec 18, 2009 4:48pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 18, 2009 5:31 PM
When

coyotes22 or Sage
Dec 18, 2009 5:31pm
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mtrulz

Senior Member

2,905 posts
Dec 18, 2009 10:15 PM
^^You..Idk Sage very well.
Dec 18, 2009 10:15pm
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mtrulz

Senior Member

2,905 posts
Dec 18, 2009 10:30 PM
Ohh piss! You win there.

Fat and stinky chick or muscular guy?
Dec 18, 2009 10:30pm
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mattinctown

Dec 19, 2009 2:46 AM
Since I'm not gay, I guess I've gotta go with the fatty.


Muff dive a fat, stinky chick or eat a burger with shit as a condiment?
Dec 19, 2009 2:46am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 19, 2009 8:08 AM
Has to be a fat, stinky chick, b/c shit will never be on the menu, unless...

Eat a cup of nutty poo or take 9 rounds to the chest?
Dec 19, 2009 8:08am
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mtrulz

Senior Member

2,905 posts
Dec 19, 2009 9:43 AM
9 rounds

Meet Armedforces or wls_color in person?
Dec 19, 2009 9:43am
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Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

3,949 posts
Dec 19, 2009 10:13 AM
Shoot myself in the face.

Rather see not post : NCF or Sage?
Dec 19, 2009 10:13am
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redfalcon

Senior Member

1,088 posts
Dec 19, 2009 11:20 AM
Sage, hands down.

Bite the curb and have someone kick you in the back of your head as hard as they can, or have a lobster clamp onto your junk repeatedly.
Dec 19, 2009 11:20am
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Tiernan

Senior Member

13,021 posts
Dec 19, 2009 12:13 PM
lobster clamp - it would eventually start to feel good.

work in a cubical for 25 yrs. or be a Carny?
Dec 19, 2009 12:13pm
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mtrulz

Senior Member

2,905 posts
Dec 19, 2009 1:25 PM
Cubical, hands down.

Do Holley Mongold or have her sit on you?
Dec 19, 2009 1:25pm
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homefield

Senior Member

242 posts
Dec 20, 2009 12:09 AM
She can sit on me as long as she keeps her clothes on.

Go down on oprah after a 2 hr workout or french kiss the girls from "2girls1cup.com"
Dec 20, 2009 12:09am
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
Dec 20, 2009 1:22 AM
That's fucked up homefield...LOL!!

I'd french the girls...at least they were decent looking.

Bone your mom...or tag your sister?


Dec 20, 2009 1:22am
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SnotBubbles

Dec 22, 2009 1:39 PM
Hmmm....done both. I preferred my sister.

Watch Mike Berlon perform stand-up comedy or eat shards of broken glass?

PS- How do I come up in EVERY fucking thread!?!?!?
Dec 22, 2009 1:39pm
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GoChiefs

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16,754 posts
Dec 22, 2009 2:18 PM
Eat shards of broken glass. :D

Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol or Be in a cage with hungry cannibals?
Dec 22, 2009 2:18pm