justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 17, 2009 5:40pm
We'll use this roast to iron out the kinks and figure out the best way to go about these things in the future. All comments are expected to be hilarious. Anything less is an automatic ban.
After a sufficient amount of roasting I'll close the thread and put in the final word.
Have at it ladies.
After a sufficient amount of roasting I'll close the thread and put in the final word.
Have at it ladies.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 17, 2009 5:46pm
Justin celebrated his first BJ with a dozen shots jagermeister....But still couldn't get the taste out of his mouth.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 17, 2009 5:49pm
justin...sucks.....BOOM!! roasted
ccrunner is a dork.....BOOM!!! roasted
skank is a skank.....BOOM!! roasted
ccrunner is a dork.....BOOM!!! roasted
skank is a skank.....BOOM!! roasted
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 17, 2009 5:49pm
Justin is Walt Jocketty and Ryan Freel's love child
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 17, 2009 5:49pm
By the way Justin....It's 1st, not 1th, st not th.
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Dec 17, 2009 5:51pm
The only free huddler that has 2 pics of himself on his living room wall with a Nick Mangold Fathead in between.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 17, 2009 6:00pm
Justin running a web site, is like Mike Vick running the ASPCA
MrPoke
Posts: 348
Dec 17, 2009 6:01pm
People wonder how Justin got this site up and running so quickly, truth is, he has had this site for many years and having only conversations with himself about Nick Mangold, hence his abnormally large post count.
...and he is a homo
...and he is a homo
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 17, 2009 6:03pm
Justin is so queer, he gets out of the shower to pee....(sitting down by the way).
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 17, 2009 6:04pm
Justin humps dogs legs.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 17, 2009 6:14pm
Hey skank, a nursing home in Florida just called. The last person that thought you were funny, just died.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 17, 2009 6:16pm
the one I came up with was the best i had. I ain't got nothin else
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 17, 2009 6:26pm
A horse shitting on a parade route, has a bigger following than Justin.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 17, 2009 6:28pm
I'm not saying Justin is gay, but, I have heard he can get the flavor of a Popsicle, just by sitting on it.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 17, 2009 6:30pm
Remember that old story about Rod Stewart having to have his stomach pumped and why? It was really Justin.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Dec 17, 2009 6:43pm
^^^^^this has to do with why ccrunner609 nominated me to be roasted! But, hey, only two boners in that comment!ccrunner609 wrote: JJ must of had an illegitamate child and named him Justin.
One time, a while ago, in one of those old "Who's Now" contests.......justin and I were tied at the bell, and I walked over to my neighbor's house (who hardly ever posted) and told him to punch a vote in for me....19-18......and the rest is history.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Dec 17, 2009 7:21pm
Justin wears Mangold cologne on his upper lip, so that when he is blowing guys it's easier to fantasize about Nick Mangold.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 17, 2009 7:30pm
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 17, 2009 7:38pm
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 17, 2009 7:39pm
Justin's so gay...
That's it.
That's it.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 17, 2009 7:52pm
Justin likes posing
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osu99
Posts: 333
Dec 17, 2009 8:20pm
who the hell is Justin?
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Dec 17, 2009 8:25pm
he once got so drunk he thought about hitting on his sister
skank
Posts: 6,543
Dec 17, 2009 8:28pm
He thought about? Yeah right.rookie_j70 wrote: he once got so drunk [size=xx-large]he thought about [/size]hitting on his sister
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 17, 2009 8:40pm
Justin, a hamster, and a sock all walk into a gay bar,,,,,,