1th Official Freehuddle Roast - justincredible (language NSFW)

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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Dec 17, 2009 5:40 PM
We'll use this roast to iron out the kinks and figure out the best way to go about these things in the future. All comments are expected to be hilarious. Anything less is an automatic ban.

After a sufficient amount of roasting I'll close the thread and put in the final word.

Have at it ladies. :)
Dec 17, 2009 5:40pm
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skank

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Dec 17, 2009 5:46 PM
Justin celebrated his first BJ with a dozen shots jagermeister....But still couldn't get the taste out of his mouth.
Dec 17, 2009 5:46pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Dec 17, 2009 5:49 PM
justin...sucks.....BOOM!! roasted
ccrunner is a dork.....BOOM!!! roasted
skank is a skank.....BOOM!! roasted
Dec 17, 2009 5:49pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 17, 2009 5:49 PM
Justin is Walt Jocketty and Ryan Freel's love child
Dec 17, 2009 5:49pm
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skank

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6,543 posts
Dec 17, 2009 5:49 PM
By the way Justin....It's 1st, not 1th, st not th.
Dec 17, 2009 5:49pm
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Chesapeake

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Dec 17, 2009 5:51 PM
The only free huddler that has 2 pics of himself on his living room wall with a Nick Mangold Fathead in between.
Dec 17, 2009 5:51pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 17, 2009 6:00 PM
Justin running a web site, is like Mike Vick running the ASPCA
Dec 17, 2009 6:00pm
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MrPoke

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348 posts
Dec 17, 2009 6:01 PM
People wonder how Justin got this site up and running so quickly, truth is, he has had this site for many years and having only conversations with himself about Nick Mangold, hence his abnormally large post count.



...and he is a homo :P
Dec 17, 2009 6:01pm
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skank

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Dec 17, 2009 6:03 PM
Justin is so queer, he gets out of the shower to pee....(sitting down by the way).
Dec 17, 2009 6:03pm
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skank

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Dec 17, 2009 6:04 PM
Justin humps dogs legs.
Dec 17, 2009 6:04pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 17, 2009 6:14 PM
Hey skank, a nursing home in Florida just called. The last person that thought you were funny, just died.
Dec 17, 2009 6:14pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 17, 2009 6:16 PM
the one I came up with was the best i had. I ain't got nothin else
Dec 17, 2009 6:16pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 17, 2009 6:26 PM
A horse shitting on a parade route, has a bigger following than Justin.
Dec 17, 2009 6:26pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

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Dec 17, 2009 6:28 PM
I'm not saying Justin is gay, but, I have heard he can get the flavor of a Popsicle, just by sitting on it.
Dec 17, 2009 6:28pm
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skank

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Dec 17, 2009 6:30 PM
Remember that old story about Rod Stewart having to have his stomach pumped and why? It was really Justin.
Dec 17, 2009 6:30pm
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BRF

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Dec 17, 2009 6:43 PM
ccrunner609 wrote: JJ must of had an illegitamate child and named him Justin.
^^^^^this has to do with why ccrunner609 nominated me to be roasted! But, hey, only two boners in that comment! :D

One time, a while ago, in one of those old "Who's Now" contests.......justin and I were tied at the bell, and I walked over to my neighbor's house (who hardly ever posted) and told him to punch a vote in for me....19-18......and the rest is history.
Dec 17, 2009 6:43pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

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Dec 17, 2009 7:21 PM
Justin wears Mangold cologne on his upper lip, so that when he is blowing guys it's easier to fantasize about Nick Mangold.
Dec 17, 2009 7:21pm
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12th Son of the Lama

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Dec 17, 2009 7:30 PM
Dec 17, 2009 7:30pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Dec 17, 2009 7:38 PM
Dec 17, 2009 7:38pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 17, 2009 7:39 PM
Justin's so gay...


That's it.
Dec 17, 2009 7:39pm
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LJ

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Dec 17, 2009 7:52 PM
Justin likes posing

Dec 17, 2009 7:52pm
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osu99

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333 posts
Dec 17, 2009 8:20 PM
who the hell is Justin?
Dec 17, 2009 8:20pm
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rookie_j70

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677 posts
Dec 17, 2009 8:25 PM
he once got so drunk he thought about hitting on his sister
Dec 17, 2009 8:25pm
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skank

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Dec 17, 2009 8:28 PM
rookie_j70 wrote: he once got so drunk [size=xx-large]he thought about [/size]hitting on his sister
He thought about? Yeah right.
Dec 17, 2009 8:28pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 17, 2009 8:40 PM
Justin, a hamster, and a sock all walk into a gay bar,,,,,,
Dec 17, 2009 8:40pm