O-Trap;1224103 wrote:"I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
Did I adequately answer your condescending question?"
[SP]- Mark Z. in The Social Network
Haha Im about to watch this movie pretty funny.
As for me a lot of stuff from The Hangover but this one is one of the best:
Alan Garner: [
looks at his manual] It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter?
Doug Billings: I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan.
Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
And from 2 of my favorite movies Rounders and The Departed:
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. The fucking rake."
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
"If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life."
"What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis."
