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OneBuckeye

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Jul 10, 2012 4:07 PM
This thread is Haiku
Make one up and post it too
Instructions for you

http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-Poem
There are some who say that haiku can just be a short fragment (no more than three words) followed by a phrase. The following is an example of such a structure, which is often very effective, but this example fails to have the necessary seasonal reference or to create an intuitive spark or leap of understanding in the relationship between the two parts.

<dl><dd>early evening
</dd><dd>small flat stones
</dd><dd>line the shore

</dd></dl>
The haiku doesn't have to be serious. It can be funny, although traditionalists might call it a 'senryu' rather than a 'haiku.' Please note that the following is not an example of senryu, but merely a three-line poem that attempts to be funny (this is the sort of poem that both haiku and senryu writers consider to be what has been called a 'pseudo-haiku' or 'pseudo-senryu'):

<dl><dd>I like Cottage Cheese
</dd><dd>Cottage Cheese is my favorite
</dd><dd>Yummy Cottage Cheese
</dd></dl>
Or:

I Like this nice girl<dl><dd>She is in my English class</dd><dd>she doesn't like me</dd></dl>
OR:
"Potato Oles,
Run away! It's Godzilla!
Potato Oles."
Jul 10, 2012 4:07pm
Q

queencitybuckeye

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Jul 10, 2012 4:12 PM
Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now
Jul 10, 2012 4:12pm
I

I Wear Pants

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Jul 10, 2012 4:14 PM
Don't dictate my life
I hate your dumb thread greatly
Please die in a fire
Jul 10, 2012 4:14pm
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OneBuckeye

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Jul 10, 2012 4:28 PM
If thread
can dictate you
You Wear Pants
Jul 10, 2012 4:28pm
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gooby pls

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Jul 10, 2012 5:06 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Jul 10, 2012 5:06pm
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Curly J

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Jul 10, 2012 6:39 PM
1th time I've tried this
I am the puppet master
I leg press a ton
Jul 10, 2012 6:39pm
I

I Wear Pants

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Jul 10, 2012 6:55 PM
Curly J;1222785 wrote:1th time I've tried this
I am the puppet master
I leg press a ton
Reps I tried to give
"you must spread them around first"
God I hate Justin
Jul 10, 2012 6:55pm
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Curly J

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Jul 10, 2012 7:10 PM
Best way I've found is
Reheating in a skillet
I will eat it cold
Jul 10, 2012 7:10pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jul 10, 2012 8:53 PM
I like anal sex
But only when receiving
Stick it in my butt
Jul 10, 2012 8:53pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jul 10, 2012 8:55 PM
Snot and I lovers
Anal sex often daily
Boy my ass is chaffed
Jul 10, 2012 8:55pm
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Jul 10, 2012 9:22 PM
Damn it E.T.Bass
You always have to go there
Now all threads are ghey
Jul 10, 2012 9:22pm
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Jul 10, 2012 9:58 PM
I want my iPad
Give it to me you bastard
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Jul 10, 2012 9:58pm
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A PAC

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Jul 11, 2012 12:03 PM
Boobies boobies boobs
I like me some big tattas
Butts are awesome too


I win.
Jul 11, 2012 12:03pm
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Belly35

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Jul 11, 2012 12:08 PM
I use good grammar mofo:laugh:
Jul 11, 2012 12:08pm
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Jul 11, 2012 3:03 PM
Belly made Haiku:
"I use good grammar mofo".
Good job Belly boy!

BRF is old.
Makes fun of 20 year olds.
They think they so cool.
Jul 11, 2012 3:03pm
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Sonofanump

Jul 11, 2012 5:53 PM
Drink keystone light case</SPAN>
Can not breathe or do plyo</SPAN>
Need a M R I</SPAN>
Jul 11, 2012 5:53pm
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Jul 11, 2012 5:55 PM
i cum home frerm wer
i mak out wht famile
my narm is belly
Jul 11, 2012 5:55pm
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Sonofanump

Jul 11, 2012 5:56 PM
Curly J;1222814 wrote:Best way I've found is
Reheating in a skillet
I will eat it cold
This is very funny
I did not see it coming
drink pallet wrecker
Jul 11, 2012 5:56pm
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Jul 11, 2012 7:15 PM
My 3 bad S's:
Sleeper Sage Society
Justin please ban them.
Jul 11, 2012 7:15pm
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gooby pls

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Jul 11, 2012 9:32 PM
DeyDurkie5;1223730 wrote:i cum home frerm wer
i mak out wht famile
my narm is belly

Gooby pls
Jul 11, 2012 9:32pm
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Jul 11, 2012 9:58 PM
DeyDurkie5;1223730 wrote:i cum home frerm wer
i mak out wht famile
my narm is belly

Lol'd hard.
Jul 11, 2012 9:58pm
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Belly35

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Jul 12, 2012 9:06 AM
I use good grammar mofo :)
dickhead spell checkers :)
eat shit and die DeyDurkie5 :D
Jul 12, 2012 9:06am
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Jul 12, 2012 5:09 PM
Belly35;1224021 wrote:I use good grammar mofo :)
dickhead spell checkers :)
eat shit and die DeyDurkie5 :D
This is not a haiku belly, please follow the thread rules
Jul 12, 2012 5:09pm
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BRF

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Jul 12, 2012 8:59 PM
Belly35;1224021 wrote:I use good grammar mofo :)
****head spell checkers :)
eat **** and die DeyDurkie5 :D
(I will help my pal out)


Hey DeyDurkie5!
I use good grammar mofo!
Eat some shit and die!

Edit: see Belly, it's a 5-7-5 syllable line scheme.
Jul 12, 2012 8:59pm