Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jul 9, 2012 9:26pm
Right now my girlfriend is watching the Bachelor, and I am searching for a way to hang myself.
What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?
A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?
A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jul 9, 2012 9:34pm
I have sex with her later that night. Problem solved.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 9, 2012 9:36pm
Trueblue23;1221929 wrote:Right now my girlfriend is watching the Bachelor, and I am searching for a way to hang myself.
What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?
A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
It's The Bachelorette, and I would bang Emily. So I am in the same boat as you tonight.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jul 9, 2012 9:39pm
Whatever it's called its horrible.THE4RINGZ;1221939 wrote:It's The Bachelorette, and I would bang Emily. So I am in the same boat as you tonight.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 9, 2012 9:41pm
Trueblue23;1221944 wrote:Whatever it's called its horrible.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 9, 2012 9:45pm
TV easy, I have another and a laptop or on my phone so I can watch something else.
Other situations, it just depends on the situation I guess. I am not affraid to say no either I'm not doing it!
Other situations, it just depends on the situation I guess. I am not affraid to say no either I'm not doing it!
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 9, 2012 9:46pm
she made me watch bride wars over wilfred the other night. was not happy about it.
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Jul 9, 2012 9:46pm
Geez....take from a guy who's been married 30 plus years.
There are things she watches on TV..and I don't. There are things I watch on TV and she doesn't. There are things we watch together.
Further, There are things she does that I don't. There are things I do that she doesn't. There are things we do together.
Then we go have sex later that nite.
No relationship will survive it either party is 'forced' to do anything regularly. If you are being forced to do anything on a regular basis...you are PW'ed..get the F*&^ out now before you lose all sense of self respect. If you are forcing/dragging you significant along on sh*& that she doesn't want to do...expect that one day you'll wake up and she will have left you for something better.
Word.
There are things she watches on TV..and I don't. There are things I watch on TV and she doesn't. There are things we watch together.
Further, There are things she does that I don't. There are things I do that she doesn't. There are things we do together.
Then we go have sex later that nite.
No relationship will survive it either party is 'forced' to do anything regularly. If you are being forced to do anything on a regular basis...you are PW'ed..get the F*&^ out now before you lose all sense of self respect. If you are forcing/dragging you significant along on sh*& that she doesn't want to do...expect that one day you'll wake up and she will have left you for something better.
Word.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jul 9, 2012 9:46pm
She's acting like a hyper child over this show and I'm about to Chris Benoit the fuck outta her
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 9, 2012 9:47pm
i don't live with mine yet so when we hang out, i sometimes get forced to watch stupid, stupid shit.HitsRus;1221957 wrote:Geez....take from a guy who's been married 30 plus years.
There are things she watches on TV..and I don't. There are things I watch on TV and she doesn't. There are things we watch together.
Further, There are things she does that I don't. There are things I do that she doesn't. There are things we do together.
Then we go have sex later that nite.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 9, 2012 9:48pm
Trueblue do it and post video please!!
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jul 9, 2012 9:54pm
I'll have to download tapatalk first.
Fuckin clowns
Fuckin clowns
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 9, 2012 9:54pm
I'm single and it's awesome.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jul 9, 2012 9:55pm
Trueblue23;1221929 wrote:Right now my girlfriend is watching the Bachelor, and I am searching for a way to hang myself.
What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?
A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
I feel your pain I am in the same situation the wife loves that show .. the Emily bitch is a gold digger :laugh: My wife hate when I say that
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Sonofanump
Jul 9, 2012 9:57pm
That ends the moment that she gives birth to your child. Otherwise I felt the same way.Trueblue23;1221929 wrote:...she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jul 9, 2012 10:12pm
Trueblue23;1221958 wrote:She's acting like a hyper child over this show and I'm about to Chris Benoit the fuck outta her
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Jul 9, 2012 10:21pm
Date someone who doesn't like shitty shows like The Bachelor.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jul 9, 2012 10:24pm
Well I havent found a girl that can shower in under 25 mins. So cold showers or I beat them to the shower.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jul 9, 2012 10:30pm
I'm liking you more and moreFab4Runner;1221990 wrote:Date someone who doesn't like ****ty shows like The Bachelor.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jul 9, 2012 10:31pm
Shower togethergerb131;1221994 wrote:Well I havent found a girl that can shower in under 25 mins. So cold showers or I beat them to the shower.
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Sonofanump
Jul 9, 2012 10:31pm
I married a girl who showers in 6 minutes, does not need makeup and can be out the door from entering the shower in 20 minutes.gerb131;1221994 wrote:Well I havent found a girl that can shower in under 25 mins. So cold showers or I beat them to the shower.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jul 9, 2012 10:33pm
Going to the mall. I hate the fucking mall!
password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 9, 2012 10:41pm
You are not even scratching the surface of questioning your manhood, wait till you are sent to the store to purchase tampons, pads and douche. Holding a purse in the mall is not a big deal in todays world, people are more accepting of gays and wont even look twice.Trueblue23;1221929 wrote:Right now my girlfriend is watching the Bachelor, and I am searching for a way to hang myself.
What kind of stuff do your women make you do, and how do you handle if?
A few days ago we were at a mall and she asked me to hold her purse. I immediately took it and struck the Heisman pose to reassure my masculinity.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 9, 2012 10:45pm
As do I. If I have to go, then you will find me watching my slingbox on my phone in some corner until she is finished shopping.rmolin73;1222007 wrote:Going to the mall. I hate the fucking mall!
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jul 9, 2012 10:48pm
I wish. My wife wants my opinion on what she is buying. The smartass that I am she never gets the response she wants lol.Fab1b;1222021 wrote:As do I. If I have to go, then you will find me watching my slingbox on my phone in some corner until she is finished shopping.