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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 10, 2012 3:25pm
Maybe not, but they CAN fly a hot air balloon--and I've got a pic to prove itskank;1220722 wrote:Most penguins can't drive.
A PAC
Posts: 144
Jul 10, 2012 6:10pm
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around the house all day asking you to dump a load into it.
A PAC
Posts: 144
Jul 10, 2012 6:11pm
What did I tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. I told her twice.
A PAC
Posts: 144
Jul 10, 2012 6:13pm
Person 1: ask me if I'm a tree.
Person 2: are you a tree?
Person 1: no.
Person 2: are you a tree?
Person 1: no.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jul 10, 2012 8:26pm
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A PAC
A PAC who?
A PAC n00b!
Who's there?
A PAC
A PAC who?
A PAC n00b!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 10, 2012 8:51pm
Knock knock
Who's there
To
To who
To whom
Who's there
To
To who
To whom
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 12, 2012 4:35pm
Statistically, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Jul 12, 2012 7:16pm
What's the difference between oral and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 12, 2012 8:16pm
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 12, 2012 8:16pm
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 12, 2012 8:18pm
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young daughter's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her daughter replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 12, 2012 8:19pm
I called a Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 12, 2012 8:26pm
Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
A: Not being retarded.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 12, 2012 8:28pm
Got some true lols from those DW. Tried to rep but must spread.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Jul 12, 2012 8:33pm
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 12, 2012 8:47pm
This might be like the 3rd time when I actually add lol to a post and actually lold. L O fucking L.DeadliestWarrior34;1224657 wrote:A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.