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alwaysafan

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Dec 17, 2009 2:26 PM
I apologize in advance for the easily offended.

http://alaskan-firedragon.urbanup.com/1147443
Dec 17, 2009 2:26pm
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Laley23

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Dec 17, 2009 2:29 PM
Way to many amazing words/phrases to choose from.

However, my friends and I started calling people "funboys" about 5 years ago before the phrase was a little bit more popular.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Funboy

Also, we came up with what a funboy (who is usually a younger male in his 20s or early 30s) transforms into...which is a fancyman. Fancyman is not in Urban Dictionary at all, so I still lay claim to the term, lol.
Dec 17, 2009 2:29pm
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MrPoke

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Dec 17, 2009 2:44 PM
[size=large]Skeet[/size]
To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.

2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.

3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.

4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet
Dec 17, 2009 2:44pm
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Laley23

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Dec 17, 2009 2:45 PM
Skeet is a great word for sure. Makes me laugh everytime I hear the words "Tooooo tha windowsssssss, ta tha walllllss"
Dec 17, 2009 2:45pm
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MrPoke

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Dec 17, 2009 2:51 PM
Laley23 wrote: Skeet is a great word for sure. Makes me laugh everytime I hear the words "Tooooo tha windowsssssss, ta tha walllllss"
Damn you Laley, now it's stuck in my head. :-/
ahhh skeet skeet skeet
Dec 17, 2009 2:51pm
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BORIStheCrusher

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Dec 17, 2009 4:09 PM
lol, every week my gf and I find the worst stuff with my sister and bro in law. We send each other the dirtiest/funniest things we find. Examples...

Turkish Pizza - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turkish+pizza (barf!)

Alabama Hot Pocket - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama%20hot%20pocket

Turkish Nightmare (#2) - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turkish+nightmare
Dec 17, 2009 4:09pm
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derek bomar

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Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM
turkish pizza sounds delicious
Dec 17, 2009 4:12pm
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Rotinaj

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Dec 17, 2009 4:28 PM
Cosby sweater.
Dec 17, 2009 4:28pm
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alwaysafan

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Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM
Hah, Boris and Rotinaj -- those are just wrong.
Dec 17, 2009 4:32pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM
BORIStheCrusher wrote:
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: That's easy ... Blumpkin!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin
I RAISE you one..... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumpkin%20Decker

German Gasmask (Tea bag x 10) - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=german+gasmask
Wow ... I can't top that one hahah. Oh my haha
Dec 17, 2009 4:41pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 17, 2009 5:54 PM
wow theres some nasty stuff in here.... makes cleveland steamers look tame
Dec 17, 2009 5:54pm
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gorocks99

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Dec 17, 2009 5:57 PM
Can't access it at work, but Alaskan Pipeline.
Dec 17, 2009 5:57pm
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Laley23

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Dec 17, 2009 6:14 PM
Here is one that I have actually done with my friend some chick we met at a bar in Cinci.

I stayed ridin for a good 11 seconds (although we had him stay in the closet and emerge mid sex as opposed to saying something to the girl)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rodeo+clown
Dec 17, 2009 6:14pm
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xnds1fan

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Dec 17, 2009 6:37 PM
copy and paste if you would, please.
Dec 17, 2009 6:37pm
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BORIStheCrusher

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Dec 17, 2009 6:55 PM
xnds1fan wrote: copy and paste if you would, please.
Turkish Pizza - its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD, that way you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)

Dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!
Dec 17, 2009 6:55pm
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Laley23

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Dec 17, 2009 6:58 PM
The Rodeo Clown, which as I stated before, we performed with slight modifications.

Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that infuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull
eg. i was taking my girlfriend up the arse and then i pulled the rodeo clown, i whispered in her ear, "you sister was better", then she set off like a bronco, but i got the title i lasted 9.3 seconds. trust me i was holding on for my life!!
Dec 17, 2009 6:58pm
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LJ

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Dec 17, 2009 7:01 PM
Booyah
A exclamation used when a males genitalia are removed from a female orifice smaller than the genitals creating a suction and subsequent popping sound.
*Black man pops his balls out of some girls butthole and shouts*

"BOOYAH!"
Dec 17, 2009 7:01pm
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BORIStheCrusher

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Dec 17, 2009 8:56 PM
LJ wrote: Booyah
A exclamation used when a males genitalia are removed from a female orifice smaller than the genitals creating a suction and subsequent popping sound.
*Black man pops his balls out of some girls butthole and shouts*

"BOOYAH!"
I might have to do this later! :)
Dec 17, 2009 8:56pm
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sjmvsfscs08

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Dec 18, 2009 1:46 AM
^^^Have you seen the video for that? It circulated through my group of buddies a few months ago. Just search "booyah" on spankwire.com hahahahaha
Dec 18, 2009 1:46am
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TODD_PACKER

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Dec 18, 2009 7:00 AM
LJ wrote: Booyah
A exclamation used when a males genitalia are removed from a female orifice smaller than the genitals creating a suction and subsequent popping sound.
*Black man pops his balls out of some girls butthole and shouts*

"BOOYAH!"
Funniest shit ever!
Dec 18, 2009 7:00am
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LJ

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Dec 18, 2009 9:25 AM
sjmvsfscs08 wrote: ^^^Have you seen the video for that? It circulated through my group of buddies a few months ago. Just search "booyah" on spankwire.com hahahahaha
Man, that video was popular when i was a freshman in college, so like 2003
Dec 18, 2009 9:25am
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Con_Alma

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Dec 18, 2009 10:22 AM
"...so like 2003 "

...as was communicating like this!
Dec 18, 2009 10:22am