password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 4, 2012 11:20pm
You may want to add the following to this list.
Can you make me a sammich when we are done?
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jul 4, 2012 11:38pm
"Surprise! I have Aids!"
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jul 4, 2012 11:41pm
"my friends were right. you are good." ha my friends and i have had a few of them. just pass them around.
"bend over and let me show you what you're worth."
"bend over and let me show you what you're worth."
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 4, 2012 11:56pm
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jul 5, 2012 12:30am
Or like what I have said before. "Am I going to go to jail for this?...
Round two began after that and she ended up being my current Wife.
Round two began after that and she ended up being my current Wife.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jul 5, 2012 12:53am
(guy talking)
"Wait a minute. Is that a penis?"
"Wait a minute. Is that a penis?"
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 5, 2012 7:34am
"I love you."
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jul 5, 2012 8:38am
Well, this is no surprise to anyone. Seriously dude, you wonder why people think you bang 8th graders....ccrunner609;1218729 wrote:"Let me see your ID again."
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jul 5, 2012 9:01am
You and your sister feel the same :laugh:
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 5, 2012 9:03am
"... mofo ..."
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jul 5, 2012 9:21am
Raw Dawgin' it;1218741 wrote:Well, this is no surprise to anyone. Seriously dude, you wonder why people think you bang 8th graders....
He's saying he doesn't say that. So at the trial ignorance can be his defense.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 9:48am
This should be moved to the basement because it is tasteless.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 5, 2012 9:50am
"Tasteless" is subjective, and also not grounds for moving things to the basement.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 9:51am
This thread should be moved to the basement because it is pointless, like my thread.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jul 5, 2012 10:00am
Your got moved so we could rip on you without penalty.dlazz;1218794 wrote:This thread should be moved to the basement because it is pointless, like my thread.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Jul 5, 2012 10:01am
There would be no shortage of witnesses to that.j_crazy;1218772 wrote:He's saying he doesn't say that. So at the trial ignorance can be his defense.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 5, 2012 10:02am
His thread got moved because it was already turning into Troll Fest 2012, though technically not breaking any rules.Raw Dawgin' it;1218807 wrote:Your got moved so we could rip on your without penalty.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 5, 2012 10:03am
...what?Raw Dawgin' it;1218807 wrote:Your got moved so we could rip on your without penalty.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jul 5, 2012 10:48am
Again?ccrunner609;1218729 wrote: "Let me see your ID again."
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jul 5, 2012 11:04am
Snotbubbles: Are you african black or caramel black?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jul 5, 2012 12:12pm
Used to have this fuck buddy a number of years ago. First time we were together she said to me "I dont know why you wanna be with me. I cheat on every boyfriend I have ever had" of which at this point in the evening I really didnt give a crap ya know. And yeah, she had a BF at the time.
Every few months or so we would hook up and she was a blast. Attractive, great body, same interests as myself, all that good stuff. Only thing that kept us from being more was the fact she always had a bf and always cheated on them, so I decided I never wanted to be the bf, just always the "other" guy.
Well.....the last time was a drunken night...we usually didnt get hammered and hook up so this was a little different, and during the middle she says to me "do you think its bad that you are the 3rd guy I have been with today?"
and of course.........when you are in the act who really cares what she says!
but that kinda turned me off for future visits. I figured it was her bf, and Dr at the hospital she was working at....
Every few months or so we would hook up and she was a blast. Attractive, great body, same interests as myself, all that good stuff. Only thing that kept us from being more was the fact she always had a bf and always cheated on them, so I decided I never wanted to be the bf, just always the "other" guy.
Well.....the last time was a drunken night...we usually didnt get hammered and hook up so this was a little different, and during the middle she says to me "do you think its bad that you are the 3rd guy I have been with today?"
and of course.........when you are in the act who really cares what she says!
but that kinda turned me off for future visits. I figured it was her bf, and Dr at the hospital she was working at....
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jul 5, 2012 12:25pm
"So how is your son Mrs. molin?"
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jul 5, 2012 1:00pm
So how did you get her to marry you?thavoice;1218967 wrote:Used to have this fuck buddy a number of years ago. First time we were together she said to me "I dont know why you wanna be with me. I cheat on every boyfriend I have ever had" of which at this point in the evening I really didnt give a crap ya know. And yeah, she had a BF at the time.
Every few months or so we would hook up and she was a blast. Attractive, great body, same interests as myself, all that good stuff. Only thing that kept us from being more was the fact she always had a bf and always cheated on them, so I decided I never wanted to be the bf, just always the "other" guy.
Well.....the last time was a drunken night...we usually didnt get hammered and hook up so this was a little different, and during the middle she says to me "do you think its bad that you are the 3rd guy I have been with today?"
and of course.........when you are in the act who really cares what she says!
but that kinda turned me off for future visits. I figured it was her bf, and Dr at the hospital she was working at....
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jul 5, 2012 1:01pm
Good one! but not the one I married! SRaw Dawgin' it;1219032 wrote:So how did you get her to marry you?
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jul 5, 2012 1:18pm
Q:Things you don't say during sex!
...What time did you say Justin will be home?
...What time did you say Justin will be home?