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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jul 5, 2012 1:23pm
Bieber? Shame on Selena...bad bad girl. Mmmm...I think I would like to see her being a bad girl.........4cards;1219064 wrote:Q:Things you don't say during sex!
...What time did you say Justin will be home?
ugh
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 5, 2012 1:34pm
I believe he meant Justin Fashanu.thavoice;1219077 wrote:Bieber? Shame on Selena...bad bad girl. Mmmm...I think I would like to see her being a bad girl.........
ugh
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jul 5, 2012 1:38pm
Gosh a ruddies?
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jul 5, 2012 2:58pm
gosh a ruddies is right. Isnt Selena only like 15?BR1986FB;1219094 wrote:Gosh a ruddies?
What is wrong with you, thavoice?
password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 5, 2012 3:24pm
Maybe you should have, at least you would still be getting laid.thavoice;1219035 wrote:Good one! but not the one I married! S
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Jul 5, 2012 5:17pm
Saying the ex's name is usually a deal breaker.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 5, 2012 5:24pm
Nope she's about to turn 20.Tigerfan00;1219179 wrote:gosh a ruddies is right. Isnt Selena only like 15?
What is wrong with you, thavoice?
password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 5, 2012 10:11pm
I hope mom and dad don't catch us.
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holy_buckeye
Posts: 52
Jul 5, 2012 11:01pm
(guy speaking)
When you're inside me, I feel nothing
When you're inside me, I feel nothing
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 5, 2012 11:07pm
"Wrong hole!"
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 6, 2012 10:56am
wtf--"guy speaking"? I guess you've been outed, right here on OC!!!holy_buckeye;1219539 wrote:(guy speaking)
When you're inside me, I feel nothing
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 6, 2012 10:57am
What you don't want to hear from a woman..."is it in yet"?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 6, 2012 11:55am
Or ...
"I don't feel anything."
"I don't feel anything."
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jul 6, 2012 1:02pm
Win.Raw Dawgin' it;1219032 wrote:So how did you get her to marry you?
password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 6, 2012 3:23pm
That is why you should always lock the door when there are kids in the house.ccrunner609;1219547 wrote:"you give head like me."
"Your tits look funny"
door opens....."Mommy what are you doing to daddy?"
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jul 9, 2012 7:27am
What tampon?
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 9, 2012 10:34am
password;1220014 wrote:That is why you should always lock the door when there are kids in the house.
You forgot that he wants his kids to see him.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jul 9, 2012 12:30pm
Good luck fishing that out.said_aouita;1221346 wrote: What tampon?
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jul 9, 2012 2:30pm
ETB: Honey, can Snot sleep over tonight?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 9, 2012 2:47pm
FIFYTigerfan00;1221589 wrote:ETB: Honey, can Sage sleep over tonight?
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jul 9, 2012 2:49pm
No more.... I've had enough
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jul 9, 2012 2:50pm
What about things you don't want to hear? Was banging some guys sister and she said after "this is why i stick to black dick." Stung a little, but I still banged her so didn't bother me much. I hear her brother is a racist.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jul 9, 2012 3:05pm
Ouch.Raw Dawgin' it;1221608 wrote:What about things you don't want to hear? Was banging some guys sister and she said after "this is why i stick to black dick." Stung a little, but I still banged her so didn't bother me much. I hear her brother is a racist.
One time after I had sex with a chick she asked me if I wondered why she was crying. No I don't wonder why you are crying, you crazy fucking bitch.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Jul 9, 2012 3:09pm
"Do you have insurance for the birth?"
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jul 9, 2012 5:09pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1221608 wrote:What about things you don't want to hear? Was banging some guys sister and she said after "this is why i stick to black ****." Stung a little, but I still banged her so didn't bother me much. I hear her brother is a racist.
Are you that bad or is your peter that small?