When You Make a Sandwich....

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Laley23
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Dec 17, 2009 2:04pm
do you get all the fixings/ingredients out before hand or do you pull out of the fridge the mayo, mustard, tomatoes, etc as you go?
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j_crazy
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Dec 17, 2009 2:06pm
if i'm makin my own sammich, what the hell did i get married for?
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krambman
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Dec 17, 2009 2:06pm
I usually take everything out and once and put everything away at once. A lot easier that way than opening and closing the fridge 12 times.
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gorocks99
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Dec 17, 2009 2:06pm
I don't know. I'm not a woman.
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Heretic
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Dec 17, 2009 2:07pm
Both.

It depends on how complicated the sandwich is. If it's a simple meat-n-cheese thing I'm throwing together to scarf down while driving to work, I'll have everything out at once, but if it's something with a couple condiments, banana peppers, tomato, etc. that I'm putting a bit of effort into, I'll grab ingredients as I go and as I put stuff back into the fridge, I'll pull more stuff out.
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vball10set
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Dec 17, 2009 2:18pm
krambman wrote: I usually take everything out and once and put everything away at once. A lot easier that way than opening and closing the fridge 12 times.
this...and I also clean up any mess before I eat it--OCD baby!!!
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Laley23
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Dec 17, 2009 2:19pm
Damn, if I was a moderator I would swith the question to when your woman makes you a sammich....
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power i
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Dec 17, 2009 2:21pm
I can't believe any of you are admitting to even making your own sammich. I hope you only do it if the wife/gf is outside washing the car.

And btw, when I'm making my Hubby and/or son's sammich I get everything out all at once, but I don't put it away until I'm sure I got it right.
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Heretic
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Dec 17, 2009 2:24pm
power i wrote: I can't believe any of you are admitting to even making your own sammich. I hope you only do it if the wife/gf is outside washing the car.

And btw, when I'm making my Hubby and/or son's sammich I get everything out all at once, but I don't put it away until I'm sure I got it right.
I'm single.....back when I was married, I sure as hell didn't make my own sammich! Come to think of it, that might explain why I didn't eat many sammichs back in the day....and could be Reason #385373428.b1.24 why I'm no longer married.
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vball10set
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Dec 17, 2009 2:34pm
power i...you don't happen to be toothless, 3 foot tall,have a flat head and pistol grip ears,do you?? :p
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power i
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Dec 17, 2009 2:37pm
vball, do we know each other from somewhere????
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justincredible
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Dec 17, 2009 2:41pm
I told my wife to make me a sandwich last night and all I got was an icy stare.
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Laley23
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Dec 17, 2009 2:43pm
justincredible wrote: I told my wife to make me a sandwich last night and all I got was an icy stare.
Some women just dont know their place :D:D
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justincredible
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Dec 17, 2009 2:45pm
Laley23 wrote: Some women just dont know their place :D:D
She said if I let her quit her job she'd devote her life to keeping the house clean and my belly happy. Almost too tempting of an offer to pass up. :)
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Heretic
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Dec 17, 2009 2:46pm
justincredible wrote: I told my wife to make me a sandwich last night and all I got was an icy stare.
I'd comment on this, but you've mentioned that she sometimes reads this site, so I fear that she might withhold certain "privileges" unless you ban me if I would give my opinion on what you need to do in order to get a sandwich when you want one.
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justincredible
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Dec 17, 2009 2:47pm
Heretic wrote: I'd comment on this, but you've mentioned that she sometimes reads this site, so I fear that she might withhold certain "privileges" unless you ban me if I would give my opinion on what you need to do in order to get a sandwich when you want one.
Nah, go for it. She's a good sport.
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Heretic
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Dec 17, 2009 2:48pm
justincredible wrote:
Heretic wrote: I'd comment on this, but you've mentioned that she sometimes reads this site, so I fear that she might withhold certain "privileges" unless you ban me if I would give my opinion on what you need to do in order to get a sandwich when you want one.
Nah, go for it. She's a good sport.
Well, most people are good sports until domestic violence gets brought into the equation.
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vball10set
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Dec 17, 2009 2:50pm
power i wrote: vball, do we know each other from somewhere????
LOL--only in my dreams,power--only in my dreams :angel:
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justcompete
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Dec 17, 2009 2:55pm
justincredible wrote:
Laley23 wrote: Some women just dont know their place :D:D
She said if I let her quit her job she'd devote her life to keeping the house clean and my belly happy. Almost too tempting of an offer to pass up. :)
I took my wife up on this offer. She kept HER belly happy and stopped giving me bj's.:@
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j_crazy
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Dec 17, 2009 3:07pm
justincredible wrote: I told my wife to make me a sandwich last night and all I got was an icy stare.
sounds like a trip down some stairs is in order to me.



(the joke is implied, but stressed here)
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power i
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Dec 17, 2009 3:07pm
But seriously, I laugh at the look on Hubby's face when he gets all forceful and 'orders' me to do something for him. It's like he's thinking 'hey, I'll give it a try and just maybe she'll do it'. Then the look on his face as soon as it comes out of his mouth is PRICELESS!!! Like 'oh shit, that was really stupid'.
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justincredible
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Dec 17, 2009 3:09pm
power i wrote: But seriously, I laugh at the look on Hubby's face when he gets all forceful and 'orders' me to do something for him. It's like he's thinking 'hey, I'll give it a try and just maybe she'll do it'. Then the look on his face as soon as it comes out of his mouth is PRICELESS!!! Like 'oh shit, that was really stupid'.
Haha, sounds about like me.
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j_crazy
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Dec 17, 2009 3:10pm
^^^I know this face.

It's often followed by this face:



then blue balls.
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power i
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Dec 17, 2009 3:18pm
No need for gifts, the good laugh we get out of it and some sucking-up to are quite enough.
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fiver
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Dec 17, 2009 5:16pm
sometimes when i'm feeling nice i get them all out and just leave them there. every once in a while she gets the hint that i want a sammich. if not...curbstomp.