sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jul 3, 2012 1:15pm
Go!
1. Had to get my hair did
1. Had to get my hair did
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jul 3, 2012 1:17pm
2. The chicken never crossed the road
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jul 3, 2012 1:31pm
3. I lost faith in humanity after reading sleepers posts
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jul 3, 2012 1:31pm
4. Well, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
and you put lipstick on it...
and you put lipstick on it...
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jul 3, 2012 1:32pm
4. I always vote
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jul 3, 2012 1:34pm
5. Because the polls are the only place where D and R mean the same thing.
Mr Miyagi
Posts: 1,211
Jul 3, 2012 1:34pm
6. My vote doesn't count
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jul 3, 2012 1:36pm
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Jul 3, 2012 1:38pm
7. the line was to long
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jul 3, 2012 1:47pm
They were out of the free draft beer.
Mr Miyagi
Posts: 1,211
Jul 3, 2012 1:52pm
9. The voting poll was at a church. I don't go into churches.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Jul 3, 2012 1:56pm
10. I banged the lady checking id's. I gave her a fake name and afraid that baby shes lugging around might be mine.
OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Jul 3, 2012 1:57pm
False. It's pretty obvious that lady is so old she can't have kids. Lame excuse.mcburg93;1217860 wrote:10. I banged the lady checking id's. I gave her a fake name and afraid that baby shes lugging around might be mine.
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Jul 3, 2012 3:15pm
11. Sluts
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jul 3, 2012 5:25pm
12. Have to vote race its political correct now
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Jul 3, 2012 5:31pm
13. There were black guys with pitbulls standing around the outside of the building. I was scared for my life so I left and went home.
password
Posts: 2,360
Jul 3, 2012 6:01pm
14. I am white and they don't let minorities vote anymore.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Jul 3, 2012 7:28pm
Because no matter what letter is next to the name, they are all the same and no candidates have the values and balls to do the things that need to be done. It doesn't make a difference who is voted in, nothing ever changes. Government takes more and more power no matter if it's a R or D.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 3, 2012 11:11pm
Because I'm Canadian.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 3, 2012 11:46pm
Belly35;1218037 wrote:12. Because I can't read.
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TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Jul 3, 2012 11:49pm
16. 
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jul 4, 2012 12:00am
17. Aint nobody got time for that
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
Jul 4, 2012 12:01am
18. Because I am a Paulbot and want to throw the election for Obama
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jul 4, 2012 8:49am
19. Some Mexican has my driver’s license </SPAN></SPAN>
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jul 4, 2012 10:23pm
20. Government stole my baby