sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts

sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:15 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:15 PM

Go!

1. Had to get my hair did

Jul 3, 2012 1:15pm

sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts

sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:17 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:17 PM

2. The chicken never crossed the road

Jul 3, 2012 1:17pm

thavoice

Senior Member

T

14,376 posts

T

thavoice

Senior Member

14,376 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:31 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:31 PM

3. I lost faith in humanity after reading sleepers posts

Jul 3, 2012 1:31pm

sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts

sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:31 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:31 PM

4. Well, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

and you put lipstick on it...

Jul 3, 2012 1:31pm

FatHobbit

Senior Member

8,651 posts

FatHobbit

Senior Member

8,651 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:32 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:32 PM

4. I always vote

Jul 3, 2012 1:32pm

sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts

sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:34 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:34 PM

5. Because the polls are the only place where D and R mean the same thing.

Jul 3, 2012 1:34pm

Mr Miyagi

wax on, wax off

1,211 posts

Mr Miyagi

wax on, wax off

1,211 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:34 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:34 PM

6. My vote doesn't count

Jul 3, 2012 1:34pm

FatHobbit

Senior Member

8,651 posts

FatHobbit

Senior Member

8,651 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:36 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:36 PM

Jul 3, 2012 1:36pm

mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts

mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:38 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:38 PM

7. the line was to long

Jul 3, 2012 1:38pm

said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts

said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:47 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:47 PM

They were out of the free draft beer.

Jul 3, 2012 1:47pm

Mr Miyagi

wax on, wax off

1,211 posts

Mr Miyagi

wax on, wax off

1,211 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:52 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:52 PM

9. The voting poll was at a church. I don't go into churches.

Jul 3, 2012 1:52pm

mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts

mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:56 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:56 PM

10. I banged the lady checking id's. I gave her a fake name and afraid that baby shes lugging around might be mine.

Jul 3, 2012 1:56pm

OneBuckeye

Senior Member

5,888 posts

OneBuckeye

Senior Member

5,888 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1:57 PM Jul 3, 2012 1:57 PM

mcburg93;1217860 wrote:10. I banged the lady checking id's. I gave her a fake name and afraid that baby shes lugging around might be mine.

False. It's pretty obvious that lady is so old she can't have kids. Lame excuse.

Jul 3, 2012 1:57pm

friendfromlowry

Senior Member

F

6,239 posts

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friendfromlowry

Senior Member

6,239 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 3:15 PM Jul 3, 2012 3:15 PM

11. Sluts

Jul 3, 2012 3:15pm

Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts

Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 5:25 PM Jul 3, 2012 5:25 PM

12. Have to vote race its political correct now

Jul 3, 2012 5:25pm

mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts

mcburg93

permaban to basement

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Tue, Jul 3, 2012 5:31 PM Jul 3, 2012 5:31 PM

13. There were black guys with pitbulls standing around the outside of the building. I was scared for my life so I left and went home.

Jul 3, 2012 5:31pm

password

Senior Member

2,360 posts

password

Senior Member

2,360 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 6:01 PM Jul 3, 2012 6:01 PM

14. I am white and they don't let minorities vote anymore.

Jul 3, 2012 6:01pm

tk421

Senior Member

8,500 posts

tk421

Senior Member

8,500 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 7:28 PM Jul 3, 2012 7:28 PM

Because no matter what letter is next to the name, they are all the same and no candidates have the values and balls to do the things that need to be done. It doesn't make a difference who is voted in, nothing ever changes. Government takes more and more power no matter if it's a R or D.

Jul 3, 2012 7:28pm

hoops23

Senior Member

15,696 posts

hoops23

Senior Member

15,696 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 11:11 PM Jul 3, 2012 11:11 PM

Because I'm Canadian.

Jul 3, 2012 11:11pm

ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts

ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 11:46 PM Jul 3, 2012 11:46 PM

Belly35;1218037 wrote:12. Because I can't read.

fify

Jul 3, 2012 11:46pm

TedSheckler

Emporium Entrepreneur

3,974 posts

TedSheckler

Emporium Entrepreneur

3,974 posts

Tue, Jul 3, 2012 11:49 PM Jul 3, 2012 11:49 PM

16.

Jul 3, 2012 11:49pm

gerb131

Senior Member

9,932 posts

gerb131

Senior Member

9,932 posts

Wed, Jul 4, 2012 12:00 AM Jul 4, 2012 12:00 AM

17. Aint nobody got time for that

Jul 4, 2012 12:00am

pmoney25

Senior Member

1,787 posts

pmoney25

Senior Member

1,787 posts

Wed, Jul 4, 2012 12:01 AM Jul 4, 2012 12:01 AM

18. Because I am a Paulbot and want to throw the election for Obama

Jul 4, 2012 12:01am

Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts

Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts

Wed, Jul 4, 2012 8:49 AM Jul 4, 2012 8:49 AM

19. Some Mexican has my driver&#8217;s license </SPAN></SPAN>

Jul 4, 2012 8:49am

DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts

DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts

Wed, Jul 4, 2012 10:23 PM Jul 4, 2012 10:23 PM

20. Government stole my baby

Jul 4, 2012 10:23pm