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said_aouita

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Jul 3, 2012 2:17 AM
Any place in the man rule handbook on how many pillows a guy is allowed to sleep on?

I thought their may be a rule of two pillows max. I recently got a new pillow but have not thrown away one of the older two, so I'm left with three pillows on my bed.

Is three pillows allowed in the man rule hand book?*



*medical conditions where you must have more than three pillows automatically overrule the man law handbook.
Jul 3, 2012 2:17am
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I Wear Pants

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Jul 3, 2012 2:29 AM
The entire premise of this rule seems absolutely fucking retarded.
Jul 3, 2012 2:29am
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Curly J

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Jul 3, 2012 3:02 AM
GERD might require 3 pillows if the bed isn't elevated properly...Loophole. Just sayin'.
Jul 3, 2012 3:02am
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said_aouita

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Jul 3, 2012 3:11 AM
I Wear Pants;1217570 wrote:The entire premise of this rule seems absolutely fucking retarded.

Welcome to ohiochatter, you must be new.
Jul 3, 2012 3:11am
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Curly J

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Jul 3, 2012 3:27 AM
I sleep with 2 pillows every night. Then again 'I'm a Man. I'm 40'...plus.
Jul 3, 2012 3:27am
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Manhattan Buckeye

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Jul 3, 2012 4:12 AM
Two pillows are not just allowed, encouraged as you can stack them to achieve a more stable head rest position. I am unaware of reason (unless there is a medical reason I'm ignorant of) why a man needs more than two. At that point per man law the man is entering into female territory with multiple pillows, stuffed animals, etc.*


*My wife still sleeps with two stuffed animals.
Jul 3, 2012 4:12am
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Manhattan Buckeye

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Jul 3, 2012 4:14 AM
I Wear Pants;1217570 wrote:The entire premise of this rule seems absolutely ****ing retarded.
It isn't retarded if one has been with a woman over the age of 30 who whilst reading home decorating magazines sees how the "perfect" bed set has something like a dozen pillows all over the place. Where are you supposed to sleep, and what do you do with the extra pillows? They are nothing more than (expensive and costly upkeep) decoration.
Jul 3, 2012 4:14am
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said_aouita

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Jul 3, 2012 4:24 AM
Manhattan Buckeye;1217578 wrote: I am unaware of reason (unless there is a medical reason I'm ignorant of) why a man needs more than two.
Was thinking sleep apnea maybe needs three.
Jul 3, 2012 4:24am
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Jul 3, 2012 6:44 AM
I have 4.
Jul 3, 2012 6:44am
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Jul 3, 2012 7:20 AM
Rotinaj;1217587 wrote:I have 4.
Vaginas? Just kidding. Don't infract me for a joke RE: 4 pillows.
Jul 3, 2012 7:20am
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Jul 3, 2012 7:31 AM
SnotBubbles;1217593 wrote:Vaginas? Just kidding. Don't infract me for a joke RE: 4 pillows.
How dare you!!!!!
Jul 3, 2012 7:31am
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Jul 3, 2012 7:49 AM
I have never really thought about shit like this before.
Jul 3, 2012 7:49am
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The Equalizer

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Jul 3, 2012 8:19 AM
I have 3. Always had two but my wife bought new ones so I cycled in a new one, took my worst of the originals and keep it on the floor beside the bed. When my 16 month old starts wailing in the night I just put the bad pillow over my head and I'm back asleep within 2 mins.
Jul 3, 2012 8:19am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 3, 2012 8:28 AM
Can never have too many pillows.
Jul 3, 2012 8:28am
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hasbeen

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Jul 3, 2012 8:53 AM
I have four on my bed. 1 for my dog at the end of the bed. One against the wall that doesn't get used. And then I have two that I sleep on.
Jul 3, 2012 8:53am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:01 AM
Curly J;1217574 wrote:GERD might require 3 pillows if the bed isn't elevated properly...Loophole. Just sayin'.
I have GERD but only use two. The cracked disc in my lower back makes more than that uncomfortable.
Jul 3, 2012 9:01am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:11 AM
If you were a real man you would sleep outside on the bare ground without blankets or pillows instead of a comfy bed like a pussy.
Jul 3, 2012 9:11am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:11 AM
I actually prefer a guy have a lot of pillows. I like to use two when I sleep and occasionally more while watching TV/movies.
Jul 3, 2012 9:11am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:17 AM
THE4RINGZ;1217598 wrote:I have never really thought about shit like this before.
this - but i use 3. two for my head and one to prop my arm up so it doesn't fall asleep when i sleep on my side. Sometimes I put it between my knees.
Jul 3, 2012 9:17am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:30 AM
3. 2 for my head one for my dick
Jul 3, 2012 9:30am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:50 AM
Rule #1

If you have to ask.....

You answered your own question
Jul 3, 2012 9:50am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:54 AM
sportchampps;1217643 wrote: one for my dick

Squirt pillow?
Jul 3, 2012 9:54am
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Jul 3, 2012 10:01 AM
I have three pillows
One my head or better yet the back of my neck, one pillow for under my right elbow and shoulder area stopping me from rolling out of bed at night and supports my pistol elbow and the last pillow is a dedicated usage. If you place a pillow under her lower back (not her rear end), this will tilt her pelvis down and will allow the penis to have a better chance of rubbing against her clitoris as you thrust in and out :D
Jul 3, 2012 10:01am