2 suits filed against Kim Kardashian in West Virginia

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Jun 29, 2012 1:35 AM
Huh? It sounds like the one guy is in the habit of filing frivolous lawsuits against celebs.
Jun 29, 2012 1:35am
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Jun 29, 2012 2:05 AM
Lol wtf
Jun 29, 2012 2:05am
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Jun 29, 2012 2:32 AM
I stopped from Kardashian.
Jun 29, 2012 2:32am
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Jun 29, 2012 2:50 AM
Alright, so everyone should definitely read that article. The plaintiff in one of the cases is quoted a bunch and it's well worth the read. I'm going to post some of the funnier quotes.
"It was weird because on the floor was barnyard animals staring at them, sheep, two goats, unicorn, and I thought they were there as witnesses," the suit alleged.
"And Kris went irate on steroid rage, ripped the door open dragged me into the room, put a shot gun to my head that he got from Nets player Jayson Williams and forced me to watch the three defendants have sex with another for 5 hr's against my will," the suit said.
"I defacated on my self, barnyard animals snipped at my feet, Chris is laughing at me like the Jolly Green Giant, then a knock on the door, Kim Kardashian opened and it was Charlie Sheen, who had a bag full of ecstasy and set ‘lets get this party started,'" the suit asserts.

Kimberly alleged every two minutes, Kardashian would beat him in the head with her engagement ring, which he said caused bruises and a broken wrist.


"Kris put me in a pretzel, saying he is a chiropractor, and him passed gas in the room, and I passed out from it, and woke up at a truck stop, wallet gone, Kardashian lip stick all over my clothes," the suit stated.
all in all 10/10 would read again
Jun 29, 2012 2:50am
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Jun 29, 2012 4:23 AM
Lold. Good stuff.
Jun 29, 2012 4:23am
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Jun 29, 2012 7:16 AM
the fuck was that all about?
Jun 29, 2012 7:16am
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Jun 29, 2012 7:52 AM
lmao I was like lmao
Jun 29, 2012 7:52am
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Jun 29, 2012 8:19 AM
Fake?
Jun 29, 2012 8:19am
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Jun 29, 2012 8:32 AM
It's posted on what seems to be a real news site. WTF?
Jun 29, 2012 8:32am
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Jun 29, 2012 9:17 AM
"They all drank Jim Jones juice and then the defendants got shovels and were digging coal and fracking at mines in West Virginia to get fuel to make weapons of mass destruction and Kris Jenner was enriching uranium," the suit said.

LOLZ
Jun 29, 2012 9:17am
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Jun 29, 2012 9:18 AM
Romano alleged defendants pledged allegiance to Al-Qaeda, burned the U.S. flag, stomped on President Barack Obama's picture and then Kanye West performed a concert for all Al Qaeda members.


Gold Jerry! PURE GOLD.
Jun 29, 2012 9:18am
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Jun 29, 2012 9:29 AM
password;1214834 wrote:This story sheds some light on the real Kardashian family and it is fitting that a lawsuit like this would be filed in West Virginia.



http://www.wowktv.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian
Hahahahaha you're joking right?
Jun 29, 2012 9:29am
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Jun 29, 2012 9:59 AM
ernest_t_bass;1214905 wrote:Fake?
rmolin73;1214958 wrote:Hahahahaha you're joking right?

The story of the lawsuit is real, just type it in to google search. The guy seems like a fruit loop and should not be allowed to walk the streets.
Jun 29, 2012 9:59am
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Jun 29, 2012 10:05 AM
Someone on the radio said yesterday that there's evidence out there that Kris Jenner was the mastermind behind the Ray J sex tape. It was some rock station in Columbus. Odd that they were talking about that a day before this came out, but anyone else hear that?
Jun 29, 2012 10:05am
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Jun 29, 2012 12:00 PM
Steel Valley Football;1214995 wrote:Someone on the radio said yesterday that there's evidence out there that Kris Jenner was the mastermind behind the Ray J sex tape. It was some rock station in Columbus. Odd that they were talking about that a day before this came out, but anyone else hear that?
yeah i heard that too. that is more believable haha.
Jun 29, 2012 12:00pm
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Jun 29, 2012 1:15 PM
password;1214994 wrote: The guy seems like a fruit loop and should not be allowed to walk the streets.
I heard he has three pitbulls as pets.
Jun 29, 2012 1:15pm
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Jun 29, 2012 1:29 PM
Either the plaintiff is mentally ill or BRILLIANT.
Jun 29, 2012 1:29pm
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Jun 29, 2012 10:59 PM
All I know is that the moment I read the word "terrorists" describing the Kardashians, I believed this guy 100%.
Jun 29, 2012 10:59pm
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Jun 29, 2012 11:34 PM
That was amazing.
Jun 29, 2012 11:34pm