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MontyBrunswick

Jun 28, 2012 9:30 AM
I forgot my belt on my way to work this morning. Second time in two weeks.

Now I have to spend the rest of the day looking like a retard.

Kill myself? Y/n
Jun 28, 2012 9:30am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jun 28, 2012 9:32 AM
just untuck your shirt and look like a slob instead.
Jun 28, 2012 9:32am
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 28, 2012 9:35 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1213776 wrote:just untuck your shirt and look like a slob instead.

It's a business casual environment, so I don't think I'd get away with it.
Jun 28, 2012 9:35am
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Rotinaj

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Jun 28, 2012 9:39 AM
Follow someone into the bathroom, jump him, steal his belt.
Jun 28, 2012 9:39am
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Sonofanump

Jun 28, 2012 9:41 AM
Eat a large lunch.
Jun 28, 2012 9:41am
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

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Jun 28, 2012 9:42 AM
Use a piece of string
Jun 28, 2012 9:42am
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Belly35

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Jun 28, 2012 9:47 AM
Staple your pants to your shirt ... New fashion statement :D Tell everyone you saw it on the Runway Show they will believe you because you're gay and a asshole:)
Jun 28, 2012 9:47am
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FatHobbit

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Jun 28, 2012 9:50 AM
DeadliestWarrior34;1213783 wrote:Use a piece of string
I had to do this the other day. I didn't wear a belt and then the button popped of my shorts. "Lucky" for me there was a piece of baler twine on the ground, so I tied that around my waste and kept going. Lol
Jun 28, 2012 9:50am
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queencitybuckeye

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Jun 28, 2012 9:51 AM
dlazz;1213774 wrote: Now I have to spend the rest of the day looking like a retard.
Use it as practice for being married someday.
Jun 28, 2012 9:51am
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 28, 2012 10:07 AM
My pants aren't going to fall down, I'll just look stupid for the remainder of the day
Jun 28, 2012 10:07am
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Belly35

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Jun 28, 2012 10:12 AM
dlazz;1213804 wrote:My pants aren't going to fall down, I'll just look stupid for the remainder of the day
Old news..
Jun 28, 2012 10:12am
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 28, 2012 10:25 AM
Belly35;1213808 wrote:Old news..

Reported
Jun 28, 2012 10:25am
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Steel Valley Football

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Jun 28, 2012 10:28 AM
It's still better than remembering your belt but forgetting your pants.
Jun 28, 2012 10:28am
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

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Jun 28, 2012 10:41 AM
Steel Valley Football;1213823 wrote:It's still better than remembering your belt but forgetting your pants.
Every mans nightmare
Jun 28, 2012 10:41am
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cat_lover

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Jun 28, 2012 10:43 AM
Use an ethernet cable. They make a great belt.
Jun 28, 2012 10:43am
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O-Trap

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Jun 28, 2012 11:57 AM
DeadliestWarrior34;1213838 wrote:Every mans nightmare

Not Mandingo's.
cat_lover;1213839 wrote:Use an ethernet cable. They make a great belt.
And McGuyver has the best solution so far.


I'd say just suck it up and, deal with looking like a stooge for the rest of the day. Then, I'd recommend buying a reversible belt and keeping it at your workspace (in a drawer) in case you forget again, since this is apparently a recurring theme.
Jun 28, 2012 11:57am
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 28, 2012 12:00 PM
O-Trap;1213907 wrote: I'd say just suck it up and, deal with looking like a stooge for the rest of the day. Then, I'd recommend buying a reversible belt and keeping it at your workspace (in a drawer) in case you forget again, since this is apparently a recurring theme.
I'm sitting at home right now scarfing down some pizza. It bothered me bad enough to drive from New Albany back to campus to get it (about 20 minute drive).
Jun 28, 2012 12:00pm
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Jun 28, 2012 12:05 PM
dlazz;1213911 wrote:I'm sitting at home right now scarfing down some pizza. It bothered me bad enough to drive from New Albany back to campus to get it (about 20 minute drive).
Actually ... good call! Still, I'd invest in one to keep near your desk. I used to do that with a tie. Saved my butt more than once.
Jun 28, 2012 12:05pm
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mella

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Jun 28, 2012 12:08 PM
Always keep an extra tie and a reversible belt in the office, just in case.
Jun 28, 2012 12:08pm
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Jun 28, 2012 1:34 PM
dlazz;1213911 wrote:I'm sitting at home right now scarfing down some pizza. It bothered me bad enough to drive from New Albany back to campus to get it (about 20 minute drive).
Makes me wonder if ya thought of stopping by Easton and buying a new one.
Jun 28, 2012 1:34pm
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4cards

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Jun 28, 2012 1:43 PM
FatHobbit;1213791 wrote:I had to do this the other day. I didn't wear a belt and then the button popped of my shorts. "Lucky" for me there was a piece of baler twine on the ground, so I tied that around my waste and kept going. Lol
...Hillbilly belt, nice!
Jun 28, 2012 1:43pm
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FatHobbit

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Jun 28, 2012 1:49 PM
4cards;1213999 wrote:...Hillbilly belt, nice!
Exactly. But it was better than having my pants fall down and getting charged with indecent exposure. At least my shirt was untucked so nobody could tell. Lol
Jun 28, 2012 1:49pm
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oletiger

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Jun 28, 2012 5:15 PM
Turn your flat bill and swag
Jun 28, 2012 5:15pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 28, 2012 5:45 PM
said_aouita;1213988 wrote:Makes me wonder if ya thought of stopping by Easton and buying a new one.
I could've driven to Meijer (about 7 minutes) and bought one too, but I did that last week.
Jun 28, 2012 5:45pm
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password

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Jun 28, 2012 11:52 PM
Roll of black electrical tape = Instant black belt
Jun 28, 2012 11:52pm