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My son was in for surgery at 6:45 today and before we went in my wife asked me to run across the street to get her coffee at Panera.

Having never had coffee (ever), I go in this place and am lost. I think they thought I was mentally disabled, seriously. I don't know how to order this shit. Cream, sugar, sweetener, sweet n low, whatever...I wwas so confused.

Where are you out of your element?


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sleeper - church
Belly - grammar school

Go.

Dang. This is for the SB forum...can you move it Justin?

I hope your son is doing well.

Thanks, CA. He is doing great. Sleeping now. Justin any chance you could move this?

Around a vagina

ernest_t_bass;1212191 wrote:Around a vagina

Didn't see this coming! I had to buy tampons for a woman before - i didn't realize there was a such a variety when i went. How many different types to they need to stop blood from coming out of a small hole?!

I can't be a functional member of society

Raw Dawgin' it;1212195 wrote:Didn't see this coming! I had to buy tampons for a woman before - i didn't realize there was a such a variety when i went. How many different types to they need to stop blood from coming out of a small hole?!

This. Buying "wife" stuff sucks. Get me out of that damn aisle ASAP.

Also for me...a hockey or soccer game. I know nothing about either of them.

Steel Valley Football;1212202 wrote:This. Buying "wife" stuff sucks. Get me out of that damn aisle ASAP.

Same can be said about pregnancy tests - why the fuck are there so many and why can't they have a simple yes or no when you use them?

Steel Valley Football;1212079 wrote:
I think they thought I was mentally disabled

There is no way that this can be an unusual reaction to you.

Crowded concerts and the beach


isadorable: walking my dog ... er, wolf

O-Trap;1212225 wrote:Crowded concerts and the beach


isadorable: walking my dog ... er, wolf

do you have a scheduled time for that walk so local kids and oldsters can be forwarned?

Raw Dawgin' it;1212209 wrote:Same can be said about pregnancy tests - why the fuck are there so many and why can't they have a simple yes or no when you use them?

They used to kill a rabbit to find out if you were pregnant. lol

Loud dance club atmospheres. Not my thing.

isadore;1212230 wrote:do you have a scheduled time for that walk so local kids and oldsters can be forwarned?

If you mean when I tell the kids they can come pet the dog, sure. My neighbor's kids LOVE my dog Thud, and they scratch his ears, which he likes in return. It's a very symbiotic example.

Since my dog poses no threat, I suppose the most courteous thing to do would be to warn those who have irrational fears of dogs ... er, wolves, I mean. I'd hate to force reality on their simple little minds.

So feel free to not be in north Akron tonight from about 7-8pm. That work for you?

O-Trap;1212236 wrote:If you mean when I tell the kids they can come pet the dog, sure. My neighbor's kids LOVE my dog Thud, and they scratch his ears, which he likes in return. It's a very symbiotic example.

Since my dog poses no threat, I suppose the most courteous thing to do would be to warn those who have irrational fears of dogs ... er, wolves, I mean. I'd hate to force reality on their simple little minds.

So feel free to not be in north Akron tonight from about 7-8pm. That work for you?

Gosh a ruddies irrationnal fear of pits, really
Akron girl rescues family shih tzu from pit bull attack

AKRON, Ohio - Tonya Tillman, of Akron, considers her 9-month-old shih tzu and important part of the family. The little dog named Boss weighs just 10 pounds, and just two weeks ago, was the victim of a vicious pit bull attack.
Tillman told 5 On Your Side Troubleshooter Joe Pagonakis that her dog was nearly killed by a 90-pound pit bull that was on the loose in her neighborhood.
According to Akron police, the pit bull was supposed to be watched by neighbor, Cliafous Jenkins, who lives across the street from Tillman's Akron home.
Tillman said her daughter rescued Boss by using chairs to beat the pit bull off of the family shih tzu. Tillman said her little dog will need surgery and continued treatments, that will cost more than $3,000.

Read more: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/money/consumer/troubleshooter/Akron-girl-rescues-family-shih-tzu-from-pit-bull-attack#ixzz1yvZ17K3l
2 Year Old Attacked by Pit Bull Receives 100 stitches
AKRON, Ohio— A 2-year-old girl is viciously attacked by a pit bull in her own backyard. Animal control authorities say the dog is still on the loose.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/wjw-pitbullattack,0,6182291.story
　
Akron police kill attacking pit bull
Akron police killed a pit bull that attacked four people on Tuesday before charging at officers.
Police said they were called to the 700 block of Thornton Street at 8 a.m. after the dog's owner reported that he and three friends were attacked by the pit bull. When officers arrived, the dog charged them and was shot.
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/04/akron_police_kill_attacking_pi.html

Anecdotal fallacy: Your whole post.

Enjoy!

My shortest reply ever. Sorry. I didn't think pointing them out individually would help.

You can still be redeemed.

Public speaking when there isn't a microphone in my face and a radio tower broadcasting me.

Being around a bunch of people.

Let me elaborate...

I'm looking for where you are uncomfortable due to being unfamiliar. Not where you are annoyed or don't like to be.

RDI had a good example with the tampon aisle. Others might be taking your daughter to the hair salon if you've never been or simply the grocery store if you dont do the shopping, for example.

Internet message board.

Mine still apply.

Ok I dont like being around people at ball games, stores, or anything else. I feel uncomfortable and outta my element when I am at anything like that.