This may be the all time worst thread on the OC.

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Rotinaj
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Jun 22, 2012 1:33pm
Is it? Also, please don't bang my mom!!!!
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jun 22, 2012 1:36pm
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jun 22, 2012 1:39pm
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jun 22, 2012 1:40pm
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jun 22, 2012 1:44pm
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rmolin73
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Jun 22, 2012 1:59pm
The OP can't handle being trolled in his trolling thread. What a loser.
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GOONx19
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Jun 22, 2012 2:25pm
DeadliestWarrior34;1209121 wrote:
Isn't he gay?
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 22, 2012 2:40pm
rmolin73;1209144 wrote:The OP can't handle being trolled in his trolling thread. What a loser.
That's what its for b-boy. Except you troll failed.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 22, 2012 2:42pm
Oh shit DW posted some serious internet memes. Only a message board cool guy would have links for those, you cool guy you.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 22, 2012 2:46pm
Rotinaj;1209094 wrote:Is it? Also, please don't bang my mom!!!!
Not really, no! Too late though, we banged. I bangity-banged that bitch.
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Jun 22, 2012 2:51pm
How fat is your mom rmolin? Seriously.
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Jun 22, 2012 3:32pm
steel valley football is the worst. I bet you can't wait for high school football season bro!
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jun 22, 2012 3:39pm
Steel Valley Football;1209232 wrote:Oh shit DW posted some serious internet memes. Only a message board cool guy would have links for those, you cool guy you.
It's called google dipshit. Maybe if you were allowed more than an hour of Library computer time a day, you might know this.
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Jun 22, 2012 3:56pm
DeadliestWarrior34;1209285 wrote:It's called google dip****. Maybe if you were allowed more than an hour of Library computer time a day, you might know this.
I doubt it. You probably run the website they came from, Internet Cool Guy.

I have to admit though....you are by far the coolest internet guy here. Other than maybe Justin.
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jun 22, 2012 4:25pm
Steel Valley Football;1209307 wrote:I doubt it. You probably run the website they came from, Internet Cool Guy.I have to admit though....you are by far the coolest internet guy here. Other than maybe Justin.
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Jun 22, 2012 4:45pm
Steel Valley Football;1208990 wrote:This may be the all time worst thread on the OC.
Topic is weak, but the ownage is lulz.
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rmolin73
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Jun 22, 2012 5:20pm
Steel Valley Football;1209240 wrote:How fat is your mom rmolin? Seriously.
So not only do you like cock but necrophilia as well. I know that you're too retarded to know what that word means. Dictionary.com bitch.
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Jun 22, 2012 5:47pm
Steel Valley Football;1208918 wrote: **** you. I banged your mom last night. Yeah you know who you are, bitch.
I've got a few thoughts on this:
A putrescent mass, a walking vomit? Yes, you are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk,
a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be
seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Isles of Langerhan.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into a hostile world. You are an insensate, blinking calf,
meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling
beasts who sired you and then died of shame in recognition of what
they had done. They were a bit late.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf
at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You
are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention
that you smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up,
drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set
you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the
frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the
queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You
make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. Your mother
had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to
play with you.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish
plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish
boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup
pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing
gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in
clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You
still would not have a clue.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it
goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension
of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid
collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity
stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more
stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.
Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our
universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial
fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence
of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the
laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an
epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride
your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant
trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Houston, and as we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot
with instructions printed on the heel.

P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented,
lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic,
fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant,
clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb evasive,
double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,
cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant,
self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and
Generally Not Good.

And you are also a pee pee head.


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Jun 23, 2012 10:22am
Nice post but I've been bangin your mom since you left, Thread Bomber.