
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 20, 2012 11:26pm
Your obstacle is that most people are either too busy or too lazy to work out. Once they come to that realization, they don't want to pay for something they won't use.
The key, then, is to get them to use it. My suggestions?
1. Jacuzzi with a beer vending machine nearby.
2. One free 30-minute massage per month for all members (look for relatively new massage therapists looking to build experience and a possible clientele, and be willing to replace yearly). The masseuse should probably be hot.
3. Hire hot chicks to work the facility while wearing tight workout clothing.
4. Profit.
The key, then, is to get them to use it. My suggestions?
1. Jacuzzi with a beer vending machine nearby.
2. One free 30-minute massage per month for all members (look for relatively new massage therapists looking to build experience and a possible clientele, and be willing to replace yearly). The masseuse should probably be hot.
3. Hire hot chicks to work the facility while wearing tight workout clothing.
4. Profit.

DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jun 20, 2012 11:57pm
Step 1. Steal underwear
Step 2. ....
Step 3. profit
Step 2. ....
Step 3. profit

said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jun 21, 2012 12:11am
Stand out front of McDonalds, laughing and pointing at fat people while wearing an ACMY shirt.