I have a friend.

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sleeper
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Jun 18, 2012 12:28pm
I was talking with my friend the other day(or I should say close acquaintance) who got offended when I said "Asians are really good at math". He's Asian, and he wasn't kidding.

Why is everyone so sensitive now-a-days? How is that statement offensive? WTF.
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Ironman92
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Jun 18, 2012 12:30pm
Tell him you're sorry and Asians suck at math.
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 18, 2012 12:30pm
We have two adopted Asian daughters, both 13. When they are doing their math homework, and ask me a question I reply, "You're Asian you should already know the answer." They don't get offended.
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sleeper
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Jun 18, 2012 12:33pm
Ironman92;1203292 wrote:Tell him you're sorry and Asians suck at math.
Then I would be called a racist.

When will minorities grow up? It's almost like they are bred to be offended by any stereotype, positive or negative. When people say white men can't jump and their penis's are tiny, I never get offended. I just laugh because its true.
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hasbeen
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Jun 18, 2012 12:53pm
maybe he wasn't good at math.
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Belly35
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Jun 18, 2012 12:54pm
sleeper;1203300 wrote:Then I would be called a racist.

When will minorities grow up? It's almost like they are bred to be offended by any stereotype, positive or negative. When people say white men can't jump and their penis's are tiny, I never get offended. I just laugh because its true.
I understand perfectly. Gooks are great at giving pedicure but they suck at taking compliments what up with that? :D
White people can jump it the fat and ugly ones that are recognized as non-jumper, if white have small penis compared to Blacks then why is it that Blacks are always looking for theirs or holding their penis in fear of not finding it in those baggy pants.

Fixed mofo
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 18, 2012 1:01pm
Belly35;1203327 wrote:finding it in those baggy pans.
Pans normally aren't baggy because they're metal.
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BR1986FB
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Jun 18, 2012 1:10pm
I think sum ting wong with him....
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rmolin73
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Jun 18, 2012 1:19pm
Belly35;1203327 wrote:I understand perfectly. Gooks are great at giving pedicure but they suck at taking compliments what up with that? :D
White people can jump it the fat and ugly ones that are recognized as non-jumper, if white have small penis compared to Blacks then why is it that Blacks are always looking for theirs or holding their penis in fear of not finding it in those baggy pans. </SPAN>
This response is hilarious in a grammatical sense that is.
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Ironman92
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Jun 18, 2012 1:32pm
sleeper;1203300 wrote:Then I would be called a racist.

When will minorities grow up? It's almost like they are bred to be offended by any stereotype, positive or negative. When people say white men can't jump and their penis's are tiny, I never get offended. I just laugh because its true.

Plural penises or penile ownership?
sleeper's avatar
sleeper
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Jun 18, 2012 1:40pm
Penile.
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Jun 18, 2012 1:57pm
I asked a Korean friend of mine once why all Asians are so smart. He told me there are plenty of dumb Asians, they are just stuck in Asia.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 18, 2012 3:39pm
Gooks? Wtf? Justin?
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Pick6
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Jun 18, 2012 4:45pm
I've been hooking up with an Asian chick regularly. She's pretty smart, but did get pretty pissed off that I got a higher GPA than her last semester.

But obviously he is probably smart at math, but got pissed that you stereotyped him.
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Jun 18, 2012 6:53pm
Steel Valley Football;1203509 wrote:Gooks? Wtf? Justin?
What about gooks? Did Belly receive an infraction for this? Wtf? Justin?
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friendfromlowry
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Jun 18, 2012 6:54pm
Sleep with his friend (yourself I guess) or his sister.
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Jun 18, 2012 9:11pm
Lol Belly's a fucking racist
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Jun 18, 2012 9:33pm
DeadliestWarrior34;1203879 wrote:Lol Belly's a fucking racist

Were you here in the early days? belly and uppers an epic blow up that led to an innappropriate pic by me. Twas epic. But yeah belly is a bit bigoted.
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jun 18, 2012 9:53pm
j_crazy;1203949 wrote:Were you here in the early days? belly and uppers an epic blow up that led to an innappropriate pic by me. Twas epic. But yeah belly is a bit bigoted.
Link?
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Belly35
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Jun 18, 2012 10:10pm
Didn&#8217;t anyone see the sarcasm of my comment?</SPAN>

Didn&#8217;t the &#8220;what up with that &#8220; suggest sarcasm ??? </SPAN>

Sleeper ask a Asia about math and the parallel of my comment. </SPAN></SPAN>
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Jun 19, 2012 12:23am
Belly35;1204024 wrote:Didn&#8217;t anyone see the sarcasm of my comment?

Didn&#8217;t the &#8220;what up with that &#8220; suggest sarcasm ???

Sleeper ask a Asia about math and the parallel of my comment.
lol
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hoops23
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Jun 19, 2012 12:23am
j_crazy;1203949 wrote:Were you here in the early days? belly and uppers an epic blow up that led to an innappropriate pic by me. Twas epic. But yeah belly is a bit bigoted.
Yeah, isn't that why Upper left?
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2kool4skool
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Jun 19, 2012 12:32am
Belly has the IQ of a Labrador Retriever. There's no reason to get offended by him.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 19, 2012 12:46am
Unless he pees on your leg.
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rmolin73
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Jun 19, 2012 12:47am
2kool4skool;1204158 wrote:Belly has the IQ of a Labrador Retriever. There's no reason to get offended by him.
Labrador Retrievers across America are pissed now.