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Jun 11, 2012 9:21 AM
I don't have any but I need a laugh on a Monday AM.
Jun 11, 2012 9:21am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:24 AM
No but I knew a guy named Matt who had quite the slumpbuster. I think she might have been a little slow too.
Jun 11, 2012 9:24am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:25 AM
Aren't all ex's crazy after you look back on their behavior?
Jun 11, 2012 9:25am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:28 AM
THE4RINGZ;1195247 wrote:Aren't all ex's crazy after you look back on their behavior?
This - also, be more specific about the type of crazy? I had an ex call me crying and tell me she blew another guy she met that day. A week later she wanted to get back together but I found out she was banging some black dude - She turned into a crazy whore who got a reputation around her dorm for being easy, especially with the blackies.
Jun 11, 2012 9:28am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:29 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1195249 wrote:This - also, be more specific about the type of crazy? I had an ex call me crying and tell me she blew another guy she met that day.
I believe this would qualify as crazy.
Jun 11, 2012 9:29am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:42 AM
Had a live in gf in late 2007 early 2008. I came home one day and heard some commotion upstairs. I went up and found her packing all the suitcases. I ask her wtf she is doing, she replies "we are moving to boston so I can go to Harvard". I say "oh that's awesome you got accepted to Harvard" she replies "nope, i haven't even applied yet or taken the GMAT." I responded "so you expect me to sell my house, we quit our jobs and move to Boston so that maybe someday you can get into Harvard :huh:?"
I kicked her out not too long after that.
Jun 11, 2012 9:42am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:47 AM
LJ;1195257 wrote:Had a live in gf in late 2007 early 2008. I came home one day and heard some commotion upstairs. I went up and found her packing all the suitcases. I ask her wtf she is doing, she replies "we are moving to boston so I can go to Harvard". I say "oh that's awesome you got accepted to Harvard" she replies "nope, i haven't even applied yet or taken the GMAT." I responded "so you expect me to sell my house, we quit our jobs and move to Boston so that maybe someday you can get into Harvard :huh:?"
I kicked her out not too long after that.
lol, definitely crazy.

I had a crazy ex in college. The night I broke up with her she ended up in the hospital after taking a bunch of pills. She was on some sort of depression medication. Oops.
Jun 11, 2012 9:47am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:48 AM
justincredible;1195260 wrote:lol, definitely crazy.

I had a crazy ex in college. The night I broke up with her she ended up in the hospital after taking a bunch of pills. She was on some sort of depression medication. Oops.
You monster.
Jun 11, 2012 9:48am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:48 AM
justincredible;1195260 wrote:lol, definitely crazy.

I had a crazy ex in college. The night I broke up with her she ended up in the hospital after taking a bunch of pills. She was on some sort of depression medication. Oops.
You dated Snot?
Jun 11, 2012 9:48am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:53 AM
justincredible;1195260 wrote:lol, definitely crazy.

I had a crazy ex in college. The night I broke up with her she ended up in the hospital after taking a bunch of pills. She was on some sort of depression medication. Oops.

Her story is: "I used to date a guy who drank syrup."
Jun 11, 2012 9:53am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:56 AM
ernest_t_bass;1195269 wrote:Her story is: "I used to date a guy who drank syrup."
I lol'd.
Jun 11, 2012 9:56am
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Jun 11, 2012 9:57 AM
My ex-gf started fucking every guy on my football team and the schools soccer team. Soon, though, that wasn't enough. She moved on to the basketball team, the girls basketball team. Not long after that she became a stripper.

She's now an escort.
Jun 11, 2012 9:57am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:02 AM
pnhasbeen;1195274 wrote:My ex-gf started fucking every guy on my football team and the schools soccer team. Soon, though, that wasn't enough. She moved on to the basketball team, the girls basketball team. Not long after that she became a stripper.

She's now an escort.
Ambitious.
Jun 11, 2012 10:02am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:06 AM
I had an ex that refused to go away. She was fine while we were dating, it wasnt until after I broke up that she got very "clingy" and crazy.

She knew my class schedule and would show up outside of my classes. She would be waiting on my porch in the morning when I left for campus. She did alot of little things that got pretty damn annoying, showing up to my house before football games, which means that when everyone was drinking and having a good time I had to deal with her. This stuff went on for about 2 months after we broke up. She really had a hard time understanding that we were no longer a couple no matter how many times I tried to tell her.

She was like Stacy from Wayne's World, she just didnt get it
Jun 11, 2012 10:06am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:07 AM
I had a girl pretend she was pregnant with my child. That was a freaking mess.
Jun 11, 2012 10:07am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:12 AM
So back in the late 80's/early 90's I was dating this chick that I worked with (big mistake). She was super jealous, for no reason as I was working 40+ hours per week and taking an overload on courses at college, so i didn't have to fap, let alone cheat.

We're sitting in her basement watching a Browns/Jets game. It's pouring down rain outside. Out of the blue she says "you're fucking that chick in accounting, aren't you?" Well...I'd been looking for my "out" and that was it. I told her we were done and I never wanted to see her again. She had me cornered in her basement and threw a softball at my nuts. I leapfrogged it and it shattered her dad's TV. I made a run for the steps. Got there and she grabbed my leg. I ended up dragging her up the steps by my leg.

When we got to the top of the steps she slapped me in the face knocking off my glasses. Big mistake, but I don't hit chicks. I'm thinking "how in the hell am I getting out of here?" as she's throwing fists at my arms blocking my head. First that that comes to mind is "a turtle can't get up if it's on it's shell." Why I thought that, I'll never know but I grabbed her by the shoulders, gently placed her on the floor on her back and spinted for my Toyota pickup.

As I mentioned, it's pouring down rain. I have a long paper to write for my computer class so I figured "WTF, Browns are getting drilled, might as well go up to B-W to work on this paper." I dive into my truck and take off. I hear "THUD" in the back of my truck and look back to see this whacked out bitch pulling a "Terminator" with one arm slowling following the other as she's trying to dig her fingernails into my bedliner and climb up the truck bed. All I hear is "I'll kill myself without you" and all of that other BS. She finally got out and I took off.

The next few weeks at work were uncomfortable to say the least.
Jun 11, 2012 10:12am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:21 AM
I believe all none of these stories.
Jun 11, 2012 10:21am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:21 AM
justincredible;1195260 wrote:lol, definitely crazy.

I had a crazy ex in college. The night I broke up with her she ended up in the hospital after taking a bunch of pills. She was on some sort of depression medication. Oops.
They were anxiety meds asshole. I still love you...
Jun 11, 2012 10:21am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:25 AM
Here's a better question. How many OC'ers have been the crazy ex?
Jun 11, 2012 10:25am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:26 AM
ernest_t_bass;1195296 wrote:Here's a better question. How many OC'ers have been the crazy ex?
Justin dated Snot - so there's two right there
Jun 11, 2012 10:26am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:26 AM
sleeper;1195282 wrote:I had a girl pretend she was pregnant with my child. That was a freaking mess.
That would be the worst, me thinks.
Jun 11, 2012 10:26am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:28 AM
dlazz;1195300 wrote:That would be the worst, me thinks.
I don't think I'd disagree with you. I'd be freaking out man.

Jun 11, 2012 10:28am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:30 AM
KR1245;1195280 wrote:I had an ex that refused to go away. She was fine while we were dating, it wasnt until after I broke up that she got very "clingy" and crazy.

She knew my class schedule and would show up outside of my classes. She would be waiting on my porch in the morning when I left for campus. She did alot of little things that got pretty damn annoying, showing up to my house before football games, which means that when everyone was drinking and having a good time I had to deal with her. This stuff went on for about 2 months after we broke up. She really had a hard time understanding that we were no longer a couple no matter how many times I tried to tell her.

She was like Stacy from Wayne's World, she just didnt get it
Did she get you a gun rack?
Jun 11, 2012 10:30am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:34 AM
I have one! Well... one ex, multiple stories. I'll post at lunch time...
Jun 11, 2012 10:34am
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Jun 11, 2012 10:37 AM
bigdaddy2003;1195305 wrote:Did she get you a gun rack?
He doesn't own one gun, let alone many guns, that would necessitate an entire rack.
Jun 11, 2012 10:37am