justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 31, 2012 9:44am
Sitting on the couch last night and I heard the little ice cream man jingle blaring as the van drove down our street. I ran to the door because it had been years since I had seen an ice cream man and I was excited. Sketchiest ice cream van I've ever seen. Then I got to thinking if they are all sketchy and I just don't remember how sketchy they were from childhood.
When is the last time you bought from an ice cream man and on a scale of 1 to 10 how shady were they?
When is the last time you bought from an ice cream man and on a scale of 1 to 10 how shady were they?
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
May 31, 2012 9:46am
Was probably ccrunner. school's out and he needs a way to interact with kids.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
May 31, 2012 9:47am
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!karen lotz;1185742 wrote:Was probably ccrunner. school's out and he needs a way to interact with kids.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
May 31, 2012 9:50am
And in the hood I got ice cream cones, and if fiends
want a lick nothing for free that gonna cost you 20 bones
For y'all ballers that won't wait call on my pager
I got half gallon of milk fool I got 31 flavor
want a lick nothing for free that gonna cost you 20 bones
For y'all ballers that won't wait call on my pager
I got half gallon of milk fool I got 31 flavor
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 31, 2012 9:50am
When my kids were younger the ice cream truck came through the neighborhood often, I let them get stuff every once in awhile just because the shit was so expensive. That truck/driver always seemed pretty legit. There is a new ice cream truck in the neighborhood we live in now, and I wouldn't allow any young children around that pedo palace.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 31, 2012 9:52am
I think ice cream trucks are usually pretty shady, but when you're a kid you're just excited to get ice cream.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
May 31, 2012 9:52am
Yeah, the one that rolls through our neighborhood is creepy as fuck. There is an old retired guy who lives a few streets over who has a really nice ice cream truck, but he said he only goes up to New Albany to sell because he makes a lot more money :laugh:
Mr Miyagi
Posts: 1,211
May 31, 2012 9:53am
I have never bought from an ice cream truck. I don't remember them being so shady when I was younger. I would probably give them a 6 now though.
The shadiest van I have ever seen belongs to my buddy Bloody Toothbrush who lives along the river.
The shadiest van I have ever seen belongs to my buddy Bloody Toothbrush who lives along the river.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
May 31, 2012 9:55am
We have one that rolls through town and it's pretty shady looking. Periodically the driver will pop his head out...
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
May 31, 2012 9:56am
So you know for a fact that he is a pedo or are you just making that up?THE4RINGZ;1185750 wrote:When my kids were younger the ice cream truck came through the neighborhood often, I let them get stuff every once in awhile just because the shit was so expensive. That truck/driver always seemed pretty legit. There is a new ice cream truck in the neighborhood we live in now, and I wouldn't allow any young children around that pedo palace.
OSH
Posts: 4,145
May 31, 2012 9:56am
Never bought ice cream from a truck/van...ever.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
May 31, 2012 10:00am
Screwballs are the bomb!
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 31, 2012 10:02am
karen lotz;1185742 wrote:Was probably ccrunner. school's out and he needs a way to interact with kids.
Lold but isn't that a personal attack?
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
May 31, 2012 10:04am
Used to love the ice cream truck. I don't recall ever being creeped out by one or by a driver...but I was pretty obtuse as a child. My HS principal once told me that I looked good in my cheerleading skirt and I just shrugged. (He was only my principal for one year...he was a shady mother fucker it turns out)
Btw...I had SEJ make these cookies for Mantooth for his birthday.
Btw...I had SEJ make these cookies for Mantooth for his birthday.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 31, 2012 10:04am
It an educated guess.Skyhook79;1185762 wrote:So you know for a fact that he is a pedo or are you just making that up?
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 31, 2012 10:06am
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JU-ICE
Posts: 259
May 31, 2012 10:08am
The Ice Cream man is coming...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
May 31, 2012 10:12am
We ain't got no mo chili fritos fat boy!!!!
power i
Posts: 1,296
May 31, 2012 10:14am
Lol, I tried to take a picture of the ice cream truck the other day. It's about a 1992 van with a hand made sign on one side. No way in hell would I let my kids buy ice cream from this guy.
When I was growing up, the ice cream man lived across the street from us. He was the real deal. Even had a soft serve machine. When he was done for the evening he would let us have whatever soft serve was left. He was a really nice guy, nothing pervy about him that I remember.
When I was growing up, the ice cream man lived across the street from us. He was the real deal. Even had a soft serve machine. When he was done for the evening he would let us have whatever soft serve was left. He was a really nice guy, nothing pervy about him that I remember.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
May 31, 2012 10:30am
Guy showed up to the soccer fields which were full of 8 and under games. He hit the music and the fields emptied quick.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
May 31, 2012 10:39am
The one that runs through are town is a pretty shady looking dude. His wife (I assume it's his wife), sits in the front seat sucking down cigarettes while he sells the ice cream. Classy.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
May 31, 2012 10:54am
The Ice Cream Man from Hell
I see the 'normal' ice cream trucks when I go to the beach. They are licensed and regulated by the county, but I don't buy any because its too expensive.
I see the 'normal' ice cream trucks when I go to the beach. They are licensed and regulated by the county, but I don't buy any because its too expensive.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 31, 2012 11:02am
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 31, 2012 11:20am
you aint get no ice cream. you aint get no ice cream.
cause your mom is on welfare.
Gotta love that old Murphy comedy
cause your mom is on welfare.
Gotta love that old Murphy comedy
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
May 31, 2012 11:52am
When I was growing up it was pretty solid.....25 years later it is by far the creepiest thing on wheels in Jackson Ohio (pretty big statement).....
*My buddy Matt used to purposely wreck his bike into the Ice Cream Truck to get free ice cream....worked twice.
*My buddy Matt used to purposely wreck his bike into the Ice Cream Truck to get free ice cream....worked twice.