Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 14, 2012 2:42pm
What are a few general guide lines that you follow?
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I don’t go to concerts (Mannheim Steamroller) where strobe lights are used excessively or 50 people are tap dancing at one time (Riverdance). Flash backs
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I never enter a bar with more that 15 motorcycles out front without my gun or if I see there is a Vietnam Vet rider I’m good. :thumbup:</SPAN>
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I only want to meet people I want to know </SPAN>
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Never show emotions when dealing
If it is breathing and I can't pick it up don't take it home
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I don’t go to concerts (Mannheim Steamroller) where strobe lights are used excessively or 50 people are tap dancing at one time (Riverdance). Flash backs
</SPAN></SPAN>I never enter a bar with more that 15 motorcycles out front without my gun or if I see there is a Vietnam Vet rider I’m good. :thumbup:</SPAN>
Never mix beer, wine or whiskey in the same evening when drinking</SPAN>
I only want to meet people I want to know </SPAN>
(If I conceder you a friend conceder yourself lucky) </SPAN>
Don’t eat ham loaf</SPAN>
Never show emotions when dealing
If it is breathing and I can't pick it up don't take it home
Just to mention a few ….. </SPAN>
What are few of your No No Guideline List ? </SPAN>
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MontyBrunswick
May 14, 2012 2:44pm
You must be a lonely guy.Belly35;1170509 wrote: If it is breathing and I can pick it up don't take it home
like_that
Posts: 26,625
May 14, 2012 2:45pm
Great thread. This should be moved to the basement for better responses!
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MontyBrunswick
May 14, 2012 2:46pm
I said this in the other thread, but I'd never skydive. I'd likely faint before I jumped and would plunge to my death.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
May 14, 2012 2:47pm
Pretty good list, all things concedering.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 14, 2012 2:47pm
I am pretty sure you have to jump with someone your first couple times. So even if you passed out the other guy would be working the chute.dlazz;1170526 wrote:I said this in the other thread, but I'd never skydive. I'd likely faint before I jumped and would plunge to my death.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 14, 2012 2:47pm
dlazz;1170516 wrote:You must be a lonely guy.
Sorry standard typo.... "can't pick it up"
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MontyBrunswick
May 14, 2012 2:48pm
I still wouldn't do it. If I fainted, I'd just be out of it for the duration and it'd be a waste of money.justincredible;1170528 wrote:I am pretty sure you have to jump with someone your first couple times. So even if you passed out the other guy would be working the chute.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 14, 2012 2:50pm
Nope. First time we ever went and ya went by yourself. It was static line jump. For like 50 bucks more and an hour of training you do free fall. 1-2 guys jump WITH you though on that jump, but the static lines there is no instructor jumping with ya. One in the plane..one in the DZ waiting for ya.justincredible;1170528 wrote:I am pretty sure you have to jump with someone your first couple times. So even if you passed out the other guy would be working the chute.
Funny little side note. If your chute does not work and you have to pull out your reserve you will be charged like 50 bucks if you dont hang onto the metal handle thing for the reserve chute.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 14, 2012 2:51pm
No way in hell I'd jump by myself the first time. No way in hell.thavoice;1170540 wrote:Nope. First time we ever went and ya went by yourself. It was static line jump. For like 50 bucks more and an hour of training you do free fall. 1-2 guys jump WITH you though on that jump, but the static lines there is no instructor jumping with ya. One in the plane..one in the DZ waiting for ya.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 14, 2012 2:52pm
Never put mayonnaise on anything, but I will eat things made with mayo.
Never kiss a girl after she's sucked you off.
Never kiss a girl after she's sucked you off.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 14, 2012 2:52pm
You could always go the pussy way out and tandom jump. The girls did it that way.....
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 14, 2012 2:53pm
Yeah when i went at no point did i think about pulling the cord, i was too busy staring at the ground yelling "this is so fucking cool!"justincredible;1170528 wrote:I am pretty sure you have to jump with someone your first couple times. So even if you passed out the other guy would be working the chute.
Then i got tapped on the shoulders and the instructor let the cord rip.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 14, 2012 2:53pm
Sure, call it the pussy way. It's the only way I'd ever jump out of a plane.thavoice;1170547 wrote:You could always go the pussy way out and tandom jump. The girls did it that way.....
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 14, 2012 2:55pm
Dude...please...you have no business ever calling someone a pussy.thavoice;1170547 wrote:You could always go the pussy way out and tandom jump. The girls did it that way.....
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gut
Posts: 15,058
May 14, 2012 2:55pm
Hmmm....Most places I've seen only allow you to tandem jump. Like 5 jumps before you can do a static line. Always assumed it was the liability, but maybe it's just a scam to milk you. I don't see anything weak about it - most injuries happen because people misjudge distance and flare too soon.thavoice;1170547 wrote:You could always go the **** way out and tandom jump. The girls did it that way.....
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
May 14, 2012 2:59pm
Gross.ernest_t_bass;1170546 wrote:Never kiss a girl after she's sucked you off unless she still has your spunk in her mouth. Then kiss her with your tongue.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 14, 2012 3:01pm
This isn't the basement, snot. So this should, under the new rules, receive an infraction.SnotBubbles;1170569 wrote:Gross.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
May 14, 2012 3:03pm
You're such a girl today.ernest_t_bass;1170570 wrote:This isn't the basement, snot. So this should, under the new rules, receive an infraction.
Which rule did I break, ETB?
- No personal attacks or unwarranted name-calling. Just because someone has a different opinion doesn't mean they're an idiot.
- Do not continually harass other members (this includes moderators).
- Do not aggressively troll a thread with the sole purpose of derailing it.
- Do not reveal anyone's identity.
- No swearing in thread titles.
- No pornography or gore.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
May 14, 2012 3:04pm
In that case you should have ten infractions today.ernest_t_bass;1170570 wrote:This isn't the basement, snot. So this should, under the new rules, receive an infraction.
No beans for me cant stand them.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
May 14, 2012 3:05pm
Is the only one I question. If I start with whiskey and later switch to beer, I'm OK. If in the opposite order, not so much.Belly35;1170509 wrote: Never mix beer, wine or whiskey in the same evening when drinking
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 14, 2012 3:05pm
You're the worst - snot comes back and you turn into a whistle blowing baby. Any time there's a change in the rules you're crying about people not getting punished and wasting space being a tattletale. Harden up dude!ernest_t_bass;1170570 wrote:This isn't the basement, snot. So this should, under the new rules, receive an infraction.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 14, 2012 3:06pm
1) Well, synjin smythe, that was kinda a personal attack. You made me out to be a semen lover, and those weren't my words.SnotBubbles;1170575 wrote:You're such a girl today.
Which rule did I break, ETB?
2) You said something about my sister early, so now you're following me around, which could be harassment.
3) Your comment doesn't add to the discussion, so it can be seen as an attempt to derail the thread.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 14, 2012 3:07pm
If they want to brag about enforcing the rules, then they need to enforce them. I actually don't care for the change, but they said they are going to enforce them, so I'd like to see them follow through.Raw Dawgin' it;1170586 wrote:You're the worst - snot comes back and you turn into a whistle blowing baby. Any time there's a change in the rules you're crying about people not getting punished and wasting space being a tattletale. Harden up dude!
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 14, 2012 3:07pm
Who knows if its a scam or what...of if they recommend it so you keep coming back!gut;1170555 wrote:Hmmm....Most places I've seen only allow you to tandem jump. Like 5 jumps before you can do a static line. Always assumed it was the liability, but maybe it's just a scam to milk you. I don't see anything weak about it - most injuries happen because people misjudge distance and flare too soon.
You could even free fall on your first trip if ya wanted to but two guys I think jump with ya.
I didnt get much time to really check out the view as I kept trying to get the chute un twisted. IT wasnt anything that was gonna kill me...just was tangled a little that I couldnt turn or pt on the brakes to flare out at the end. I had to PLF effectively so I wouldnt break both legs!