Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
May 14, 2012 3:35pm
Tom Brady is sooo dreamy.
As for the skydiving thing. I've never heard of them letting you go alone on your first try. Every place I've looked at you had to jump with someone for the 1st-3rd times.
I don't really have a "no no list" I'm pretty open to anything expect for doing sexual acts with another dude then that would be a no for me... unless maybe it was a 3some with a really hot chick.
As for the skydiving thing. I've never heard of them letting you go alone on your first try. Every place I've looked at you had to jump with someone for the 1st-3rd times.
I don't really have a "no no list" I'm pretty open to anything expect for doing sexual acts with another dude then that would be a no for me... unless maybe it was a 3some with a really hot chick.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 14, 2012 3:37pm
Did ya have a Lola moment with her?THE4RINGZ;1170656 wrote:Never ask Holly Mangold to show you her penis.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 14, 2012 3:37pm
Thanks. They say he's half mini schnauzer but we're not buying it. I grew up around poodles (my grandpa actually had farm dog mini poodles) and he couldn't act/look any more like them. Either way, he's a BAMF.mcburg93;1170673 wrote:I know they are a good dog just in my head I cant get over being bit. By the way that is a good looking poodle.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 14, 2012 3:41pm
Dont know dude. I know my brother went in Virginia and did free fall his first time out. Two instructors jumped out with him but it wasnt tandem or anything.Iliketurtles;1170675 wrote:Tom Brady is sooo dreamy.
As for the skydiving thing. I've never heard of them letting you go alone on your first try. Every place I've looked at you had to jump with someone for the 1st-3rd times.
I don't really have a "no no list" I'm pretty open to anything expect for doing sexual acts with another dude then that would be a no for me... unless maybe it was a 3some with a really hot chick.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
May 14, 2012 3:42pm
That wasn't very nice.THE4RINGZ;1170656 wrote:Never ask Holly Mangold to show you her penis.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
May 14, 2012 3:44pm
By "he" do you mean "she?"justincredible;1170650 wrote:Haha, that sucks. Ours is 14 pounds. He'd tear your ass apart.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 14, 2012 3:54pm
Well, he doesn't have his nuts anymore, be he's still got a penis. So no.SnotBubbles;1170693 wrote:By "he" do you mean "she?"
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
May 14, 2012 3:58pm
Just before I go there, does a personal attack on your girly looking male dog count as a personal attack on you and thereby violate the rules and agreement I had to check before I logged in today?justincredible;1170710 wrote:Well, he doesn't have his nuts anymore, be he's still got a penis. So no.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 14, 2012 4:00pm
I don't know, we'll see after you go there.SnotBubbles;1170717 wrote:Just before I go there, does a personal attack on your girly looking male dog count as a personal attack on you and thereby violate the rules and agreement I had to check before I logged in today?
But seriously, no, he's a dog and he doesn't post here anymore.
But seriously, leave my dog alone.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
May 14, 2012 4:02pm
Hmm thats pretty interesting... I might have to try and find them.thavoice;1170686 wrote:Dont know dude. I know my brother went in Virginia and did free fall his first time out. Two instructors jumped out with him but it wasnt tandem or anything.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
May 14, 2012 4:05pm
justincredible;1170719 wrote:I don't know, we'll see after you go there.
But seriously, no, he's a dog and he doesn't post here anymore.
But seriously, leave my dog alone.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 14, 2012 4:06pm
Are you calling my dog a broken image? How dare you!SnotBubbles;1170729 wrote:
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
May 14, 2012 4:12pm
It's not broken on my end???justincredible;1170732 wrote:Are you calling my dog a broken image? How dare you!
It's an animated this guy meme:
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 14, 2012 4:14pm
Ahh, if I copy pasta the url it just redirects me to funnyjunk.com
Apple
Posts: 2,620
May 14, 2012 4:19pm
rookiejustincredible;1170744 wrote:Ahh, if I copy pasta the url it just redirects me to funnyjunk.com
jk
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 14, 2012 4:20pm
The place in Lebanon north of cincy let ya free fall the first time too...like 50 bucks more and an hour or so more of trainingIliketurtles;1170725 wrote:Hmm thats pretty interesting... I might have to try and find them.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 14, 2012 4:22pm
I can't believe you had the nerve to bring Justin's dog into this? What did he ever do to you? He is innocent and should be left out of this.SnotBubbles;1170717 wrote:Just before I go there, does a personal attack on your girly looking male dog count as a personal attack on you and thereby violate the rules and agreement I had to check before I logged in today?
2kool4skool
Posts: 1,804
May 14, 2012 6:22pm
See, this is why I live in San Francisco. Every weekend when I'm feelin horny i can just call up a transexual escort. Usually cheaper than women. They dont expect foreplay or for me to talk to them or cuddle with them, or kiss them like a gf. And since they have penises themselves they know how to give blowjobs, none of that little half assed loose lip sucking the head shit. They wrap their mouths tight around my dick and vacuum seal it and take their nose all the way to my pelvis each time. That's what's up, they know what a man wants.ernest_t_bass;1170546 wrote:Never kiss a girl after she's sucked you off.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
May 14, 2012 6:26pm
2kool4skool;1170840 wrote:See, this is why I live in San Francisco. Every weekend when I'm feelin horny i can just call up a transexual escort. Usually cheaper than women. They dont expect foreplay or for me to talk to them or cuddle with them, or kiss them like a gf. And since they have penises themselves they know how to give blowjobs, none of that little half assed loose lip sucking the head shit. They wrap their mouths tight around my dick and vacuum seal it and take their nose all the way to my pelvis each time. That's what's up, they know what a man wants.
Cool Story Bro !!!
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
May 14, 2012 6:32pm
Tom Brady is a motherfuckin saint!justincredible;1170629 wrote:These are both valid and should be law.
OSH
Posts: 4,145
May 14, 2012 6:33pm
Where I skydived at -- Skydive Dallas -- you could go solo your first time.
I would have. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to. The only requirement was you had to take an 8-hour class instead of the 15-30 minute course for tandem jumping.
I would have. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to. The only requirement was you had to take an 8-hour class instead of the 15-30 minute course for tandem jumping.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 15, 2012 10:43am
I know in Lebanon the tandem class was maybe an hour or so. The static line jump was about 2-3 hours maybe. Most was watching some crappy VHS videos of a disclaimer, and about the malfunctions. Then ya get put into a harness with chute cords and they show you pics of malfunctions and you had to demonstrate what to do to fix it. The free fall was an extra hour or so class, but we decided on the static line.OSH;1170849 wrote:Where I skydived at -- Skydive Dallas -- you could go solo your first time.
I would have. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to. The only requirement was you had to take an 8-hour class instead of the 15-30 minute course for tandem jumping.
McFly1955
Posts: 1,441
May 15, 2012 12:20pm
Never let someone in front of me when driving if they are speeding up to a lane closing arrow just to be a d-bag and try to cut in front...ever.