Alligator Attacks kayak (nsfw lang)

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Speedofsand
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May 7, 2012 11:31pm
because the fool is fishing with a yorkie in his lap! he just moved here from Mass., never really saw a gator before. HAHA

[video=youtube;MKVzxAFSLUo][/video]
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I Wear Pants
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May 7, 2012 11:58pm
I went kayaking yesterday.

Hope this helps.
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Ironman92
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May 8, 2012 5:53am
Kayak is my favorite palindrome.
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May 8, 2012 7:38am
That was retarded

That's not even me trolling SOS, that was really stupid

That was just a hillbilly southerner getting weakly attacked by an animal
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SportsAndLady
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May 8, 2012 7:39am
And this isn't professional sports, this is a hillbilly southerner getting attacked by an animal
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SportsAndLady
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May 8, 2012 7:39am
And by attack I of course mean came out of the water a little and nipped the edge of a fucking kayak

SMFH cut this thread's neck
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Speedofsand
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May 8, 2012 9:14am
SportsAndLady;1164899 wrote:
That's not even me trolling SOS, that was really stupid

That was just a hillbilly southerner
S&FAIL, the guy is a yankee, from Massachusetts. If you could read and understand you would have known that and not be such a stupid troll.
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May 8, 2012 9:16am
Choot em Elidabeth!!!
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May 8, 2012 9:19am
It's a weak video. I was expecting some carnage or inappropriate comedy... thoroughly disappointed as neither was provided.

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May 8, 2012 9:32am
QQ4Fail;1164963 wrote:It's a weak video. I was expecting some carnage or inappropriate comedy... thoroughly disappointed as neither was provided.

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Just like you, think everyone's goal in life is to appease you. SMH
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Speedofsand
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May 8, 2012 9:35am
Stop it @ 1:16 -The gator's head was bigger than the dog. The dog was knocked out the left side, you can see him get reeled in quickly by the idiot yankee. He took the dog out again for a local tv news clip.
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May 8, 2012 9:35am
Commander of Awesome;1164967 wrote:Just like you, think everyone's goal in life is to appease you. SMH
There are two primary uses for internet videos... either entertainment or education. I thought going into this that it probably wasn't going to educational.

Just like you, following me around to make a negative comment. SMH.
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May 8, 2012 9:38am
fucking hillbilly shit :rolleyes:
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WebFire
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May 8, 2012 10:01am
Pfffftttt...
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thavoice
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May 8, 2012 10:06am
brother and my dad were kayaking in florida last month.

a mantatee came up to the surface and launched my brother 10 feet in the air.
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Commander of Awesome
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May 8, 2012 10:15am
Smug4Fail;1164970 wrote: Just like you, following me around to make a negative comment. SMH.
I post more than you do, not following you. Get over yourself.
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DeyDurkie5
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May 8, 2012 10:40am
the worst
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Laley23
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May 8, 2012 10:40am
That was really, really lame.
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May 8, 2012 11:25am
Did he call the alligator a fucking cocksucker?
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May 8, 2012 4:14pm
ITOTW
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May 8, 2012 4:18pm
Damn this was terrible... turrrrriiibbbblleeeee!
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Heretic
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May 8, 2012 4:21pm
I give this film 1/5 stars.
Horrible portrayal of gators. They are quite friendly.
My family members have posed for pictures with them before.
Do not watch.
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May 8, 2012 4:46pm
yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and pee'd into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands. as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
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May 8, 2012 9:23pm
I saw this thread at work, and wanted to watch it but couldn't. Now, imagine my disappointment just now when I watched it. Terrible.
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May 8, 2012 10:51pm
Speedofsand;1164959 wrote:S&FAIL, the guy is a yankee, from Massachusetts. If you could read and understand you would have known that and not be such a stupid troll.
Your hillbilly thread sucked, admit it